General Chit Chat

[Montreal Wanderer]

Apparently they climb into sockets and cause short outs and start fires the little bastards.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j& ... 7212,d.d2k" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The way I read this article, they actually eat the power cables rather than climb in to sockets.

[Gary the Enfield]

Apparently they climb into sockets and cause short outs and start fires the little bastards.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j& ... 7212,d.d2k" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The way I read this article, they actually eat the power cables rather than climb in to sockets.

This article yes. There are other stories around Monty.

This, for instance from another article:

The super ant’s attraction towards electricity is stronger than its compulsion to eat or drink, meaning it can gnaw through electricity cables and nest in electrical equipment and plug sockets. These ants usually nest in electrical items and this means they can pose a fire risk and when they swarm can cause blackouts.

[thebish]

Apparently they climb into sockets and cause short outs and start fires the little bastards.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j& ... 7212,d.d2k" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The way I read this article, they actually eat the power cables rather than climb in to sockets.

This article yes. There are other stories around Monty.

it's important to get it right, Enfield...

[Prufrock]

F*ck technicalities. SUPER ANTS?! I'd create a bunker, but the bastards will only get in. Yet again the world looks for salvation to....STAMPY MAN!

[thebish]

get onboard!! there's a new trend amongst those bearded ones...

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 18794.html

[Worthy4England]

Doesn't April Fools day come round quicker when yer getting older. I mean no one would believe that...some of them have ear-rings to, which girlies wear.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I was wondering how I could disguise the mossy patches in my beard, now I know how. Fashionable too!
In fact if I put artificial flowers in and lit them up at night with discrete in-beard Led lights I might even manage to attract a colony of super ants to fauna-ise my florally enhanced facial hair. Win win win situation.

[Hoboh]

get onboard!! there's a new trend amongst those bearded ones...

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 18794.html

Bet sales of weedkiller increases! To spray the tools with.

[thebish]

[General Mannerheim]

anyone know a good method of cleaning a metal watch strap? ive started to get a black mark on my arm when ive had a bit of a sweat on! its a fancy swiss job so dont wanna damage the bastard.

[Gary the Enfield]

anyone know a good method of cleaning a metal watch strap? ive started to get a black mark on my arm when ive had a bit of a sweat on! its a fancy swiss job so dont wanna damage the bastard.

HP sauce.

[bobo the clown]

Barry Scott says Cillit Bang.

Fcks your arm up though.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Or get one of those 'Maori' type tatoos around your wrist, and then the dirty bit won't show up as much.
Full of useful tips, we are.

[Lord Kangana]

Definitely the HP sauce approach. i clean my copper pans with it. You should try it on your brasses (the ornamental type) as well . Just put on, leave 5 minutes, rinse off.

[thebish]

spot the new boy in class at Roma!

[thebish]

this has sparked a spate of Cole lurking photoshops...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2146 ... e-surfaces

[boltonboris]

Some crackers there!

[thebish]

it's a dangerous, crime-infested world out there...

[clapton is god]

this has sparked a spate of Cole lurking photoshops...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2146 ... e-surfaces

Excellent!

[thebish]

I love this style of non-violent counter-demonstration!