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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:36 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:PS - CDs? They're so last decade ;)
I'm an old-fashioned, tactile 4ucker. ;)

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:33 pm

Sir Ian Botham, ladies and gentlemen. Takes a photo of his todger, Tweets it by mistake, blames a hacker. Oh chinny :lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricke ... viral.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:23 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Just gone to buy a CD off of Ebay, which I haven't bought anything via in yonks, and it's asking me to reset my password. Am I being fished-in here or is it genuine? Anyone?
Probably legit. I think they were affected by the heartbleed thing a while back, so probably doing a forced reset on everyone. Check with their support to be sure.
I certainly got asked to reset mine after the heartbleed bug as a forced reset..

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Post by General Mannerheim » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:42 pm

Yeah me too, security measure - think there was summat in the news a while back about their user database being hacked!

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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:00 pm

the ending never fails to cheer me up! cats are ace! :-)


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Post by Prufrock » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:37 pm

Yep makes me giggle like a child! Reminds me of a quote I think WtW would enjoy, "Dogs are fascists. When did you ever see a police cat?"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:21 pm

thebish wrote:the ending never fails to cheer me up! cats are ace! :-)

Me and the wife both enjoyed that. :D

We have a dog that has never been able to come downstairs since he broke his leg as a pup (goes up, not trouble) . Our stairs are steep and narrow mind, but he won't have any of it. Not even cheese can tempt him down and we even paid a trainer to teach him to no avail.
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Post by Dujon » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:38 am

Thanks, thebish, that really did make me guffaw. :smile:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:17 pm

Hmm, hmm and thrice hmm. A colleague and I were just discussing taking one's car through the Chanel Tunnel when I asked - If you're sat in your car which is being carried on a train, would you still get Coachman's Lob? "Coachman's what?" he asked. "Oh behave, you know exactly what I mean...... don't you?". It's at this point that he's piped up to the entire office, girls included, "have any of YOU heard of Coachman's Lob?".
To the embarrassment of everyone, myself included, I've just had to explain to them all what it is.

It is a regular term for the condition, no? :conf:
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:21 pm

↑↑↑ nope.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:24 pm

bobo the clown wrote:↑↑↑ nope.
Well yes - Lob Cerbydwr yn to you and your kind!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Hmm, hmm and thrice hmm. A colleague and I were just discussing taking one's car through the Chanel Tunnel when I asked - If you're sat in your car which is being carried on a train, would you still get Coachman's Lob? "Coachman's what?" he asked. "Oh behave, you know exactly what I mean...... don't you?". It's at this point that he's piped up to the entire office, girls included, "have any of YOU heard of Coachman's Lob?".
To the embarrassment of everyone, myself included, I've just had to explain to them all what it is.

It is a regular term for the condition, no? :conf:
Fairly rare, I'd say. Google has only eight hits.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:45 pm

I drove from Woburn (absolutely lovely) to Cardiff Bay (great, so long as you stay in the immediate Bay area but rough as a bear's patouche just one step out of there. I went via Oxford, no comments needed, Abingdon, magnificent, and then the A34 & M4.

The first leg involved a trip through a town I've always assumed to be a really lovely market town County town of super-rich, super sorted Buckinghamshire no less. What an absolute shithole. I was stunned. Now, THAT deserves the attention of the social commentary of our man of Wokingham.


On a more positive note we 'discovered' (I doubt it was truly lost) a town called Cowbridge about 6 miles to the west of Cardiff. Utterly lovely. Recommended ... despite it being Welshish (though no sign whatsoever of that infernal language nor the tits who promote it).
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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:51 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Hmm, hmm and thrice hmm. A colleague and I were just discussing taking one's car through the Chanel Tunnel when I asked - If you're sat in your car which is being carried on a train, would you still get Coachman's Lob? "Coachman's what?" he asked. "Oh behave, you know exactly what I mean...... don't you?". It's at this point that he's piped up to the entire office, girls included, "have any of YOU heard of Coachman's Lob?".
To the embarrassment of everyone, myself included, I've just had to explain to them all what it is.

It is a regular term for the condition, no? :conf:

thought it was coachman's knob... maybe I was mishearing all those years!!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:14 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Hmm, hmm and thrice hmm. A colleague and I were just discussing taking one's car through the Chanel Tunnel when I asked - If you're sat in your car which is being carried on a train, would you still get Coachman's Lob? "Coachman's what?" he asked. "Oh behave, you know exactly what I mean...... don't you?". It's at this point that he's piped up to the entire office, girls included, "have any of YOU heard of Coachman's Lob?".
To the embarrassment of everyone, myself included, I've just had to explain to them all what it is.

It is a regular term for the condition, no? :conf:
Fairly rare, I'd say. Google has only eight hits.
One could counter that Google only has eight hits because most people already know what it is. :)
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:19 pm

It's Diesel Dick.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:28 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:It's Diesel Dick.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:21 pm

this kids isn't gonna go far! :D (not for the sqealish!)


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Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:50 pm

bobo the clown wrote:I drove from Woburn (absolutely lovely) to Cardiff Bay (great, so long as you stay in the immediate Bay area but rough as a bear's patouche just one step out of there. I went via Oxford, no comments needed, Abingdon, magnificent, and then the A34 & M4.

The first leg involved a trip through a town I've always assumed to be a really lovely market town County town of super-rich, super sorted Buckinghamshire no less. What an absolute shithole. I was stunned. Now, THAT deserves the attention of the social commentary of our man of Wokingham.

Where, come on tell me please.

On a more positive note we 'discovered' (I doubt it was truly lost) a town called Cowbridge about 6 miles to the west of Cardiff. Utterly lovely. Recommended ... despite it being Welshish (though no sign whatsoever of that infernal language nor the tits who promote it).
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:53 pm

bobo the clown wrote:I drove from Woburn (absolutely lovely) to Cardiff Bay (great, so long as you stay in the immediate Bay area but rough as a bear's patouche just one step out of there. I went via Oxford, no comments needed, Abingdon, magnificent, and then the A34 & M4.

The first leg involved a trip through a town I've always assumed to be a really lovely market town County town of super-rich, super sorted Buckinghamshire no less. What an absolute shithole. I was stunned. Now, THAT deserves the attention of the social commentary of our man of Wokingham.


On a more positive note we 'discovered' (I doubt it was truly lost) a town called Cowbridge about 6 miles to the west of Cardiff. Utterly lovely. Recommended ... despite it being Welshish (though no sign whatsoever of that infernal language nor the tits who promote it).
Dangerously close to saying I'm from Wokingham there Bobo, Please don't make that mistake again
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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