General Chit Chat

[Bruce Rioja]

If I was a fecking idiot then I'd probably take my nine-year-old neice along to teach her how to fire an Uzi submachine gun. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

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[TANGODANCER]

Strange how things reverse. We loved (imitation) guns as kids, but anybody over thirteen seen playing games with them was laughed at as childish.

[Gooner Girl]

This ice bucket challenge - who's done it? (Apart from Lever End, a sight I can never un-see )

To be honest these internet crazes always annoy me a bit, don't normally like to jump on the band wagon, but I've been nominated twice now.

I guess its good if its raising money for worthy causes? What do people think?

Not done it and not about to. I found it quite funny at first and LEs was the first I saw to feature a mankini but this last couple of days I've just got a bit fed up with it clogging up the news feed. It could be going on for years yet too!

It is getting a bit tedious. However, I've just been nominated by and ex GF and Our Kid's been nominated by a colleague, so we're trying to think of something a bit different to do at weekend, and no, it won't be even remotely like LE's or his mate Penders's.

Was it just me then that found it strangely erotic?

I worry about you...

[LeverEnd]

This ice bucket challenge - who's done it? (Apart from Lever End, a sight I can never un-see )

To be honest these internet crazes always annoy me a bit, don't normally like to jump on the band wagon, but I've been nominated twice now.

I guess its good if its raising money for worthy causes? What do people think?

Not done it and not about to. I found it quite funny at first and LEs was the first I saw to feature a mankini but this last couple of days I've just got a bit fed up with it clogging up the news feed. It could be going on for years yet too!

It is getting a bit tedious. However, I've just been nominated by and ex GF and Our Kid's been nominated by a colleague, so we're trying to think of something a bit different to do at weekend, and no, it won't be even remotely like LE's or his mate Penders's.

Was it just me then that found it strangely erotic?

I worry about you...

So will his wife when she finds me in their backyard dressed like that and peering through the kitchen window.

[Harry Genshaw]

She said you were the window cleaner!

[Hoboh]

She said you were the window cleaner!

This one by any chance

[LeverEnd]

She said you were the window cleaner!

This one by any chance

I make a decent washer repairman as well.

Unless your washer is broken.

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm not having this!

[LeverEnd]

I'm not having this!

Hhahahahaha!

[bobo the clown]

& he posted it ????

[Hoboh]

& he posted it ????

Some people will do anything for 5 mins fame' even marry tv's (I'm looking at you miss Price)

[Bruce Rioja]

He you go, parents. Be on your guard.

[malcd1]

He you go, parents. Be on your guard.

I have a compost heap. Does that mean I am on the first step to witchcraft?

Any witchcraft / religion, it is all the same to me.

[Bruce Rioja]

I have a compost heap. Does that mean I am on the first step to witchcraft?

Any witchcraft / religion, it is all the same to me.

Come on everyone - it's all round to Malc's.

Satanic compost ritual, naked virgin sacrifice and a pastie and peas supper

[TANGODANCER]

I have a compost heap. Does that mean I am on the first step to witchcraft?

Any witchcraft / religion, it is all the same to me.

Come on everyone - it's all round to Malc's.

Satanic compost ritual, naked virgin sacrifice and a pastie and peas supper

I'll skip most of it including the naked virgins, but I don't mind a bit of cloud-singing for my pastie and peas supper.

[General Mannerheim]

Anyone ever catch themselves trying to 'swipe' down the page of a real book like it were a tablet device!? Terrible state of affairs...

[Bruce Rioja]

Anyone ever catch themselves trying to 'swipe' down the page of a real book like it were a tablet device!? Terrible state of affairs...

Haha. My kitchen bin has an automatic lid, so when I approach other pedal bins, say like in the kitchen at work, I stand there waiting for the lid to open.

A Terrible state of affairs indeed.

[Bruce Rioja]

You had one job..........

[Burnden Paddock]

Wasn't sure where to put this, but I suppose that this is as good a place as any. I know that some of you (Pru) use Virgin. I have a voucher code for £10 with Virgin Trains. Minimum spend of £50 required. Not sure if its usable more than once. Code is - 46DEEK643J

[Montreal Wanderer]

He you go, parents. Be on your guard.

I have a compost heap. Does that mean I am on the first step to witchcraft?

Any witchcraft / religion, it is all the same to me.

My very cosmopolitan University allows students to make special arrangements if they miss classes for religious holidays. There is a list of official religions and to this was recently added Wicca somewhat to my surprise. I gather Wiccans are druids/witches and a colleague's daughter recently became a Wiccan priest. When she explained the belief system it was not the worst set I had encountered.