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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by wigan white » Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:48 am

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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:25 am

EverSoYouri wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:I'm guessing the "against us" was probably why the plan never really had legs.

So you reckon it's a case of:

"Right lads, we've got Bolton at home next week. Any of you defensive cloggers fancy having a go up front? Points are in the bag anyway, so might as well have a laugh..."

More like "hey, first team, why don't you f*ck off to Ibiza on the piss this week? Its only Bolton, even the tea lady could score against them".

Then the job was on to find someone worse than the tea lady, just for a laugh. Step forward Halford.
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:28 am

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Lord Kangana wrote:I'm guessing the "against us" was probably why the plan never really had legs.

So you reckon it's a case of:

"Right lads, we've got Bolton at home next week. Any of you defensive cloggers fancy having a go up front? Points are in the bag anyway, so might as well have a laugh..."
More like "hey, first team, why don't you f*ck off to Ibiza on the piss this week? Its only Bolton, even the tea lady could score against them".

Then the job was on to find someone worse than the tea lady, just for a laugh. Step forward Halford.
Which I feel is a terrible slur on tea-ladies the World over. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:29 am

They'r better than Greg Halford, if that's any comfort?
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:06 pm

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Post by Athers » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:11 pm

Halford is that big dirty c*nt who played at right back at the Reebok last year and wound everyone up.
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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:29 pm

Athers wrote:Halford is that big dirty c*nt who played at right back at the Reebok last year and wound everyone up.
I saw both games against Forest and they were all a bunch of wind-ups, led by that nice person Billy Davies. Andy Reid is the worst for me. Couple of decent games for us and some winding up of the opposition and he'll be Super Greg McHalford.
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:39 pm

PAH!! So much for SuperGreg.

Greg Halford loan move from Nottingham Forest to Bolton Wanderers off due to injury
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:41 pm

I blame our medical team.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:14 pm

Could be revisited when Halford's fit again. Very non-specific injury. Speaking of which, when's McNaughton back? And Tierney?

Had to chuckle at this: "Forest boss Stuart Pearce had decided the 29-year-old former Sunderland and Wolves right-back is surplus to requirements at The City Ground with Jack Hunt, Eric Lichaj, Danny Fox and Dan Harding all ahead of him in the pecking order." Yeah, you probably don't need five right-backs.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:15 pm

We probably do!
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:19 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:We probably do!
Don't f*cking tempt him. "Oh please come back from Blackburn, Alex..."
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:22 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:We probably do!
Don't f*cking tempt him. "Oh please come back from Blackburn, Alex..."
Steady :shock:
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Post by EverSoYouri » Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:42 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:We probably do!
Don't f*cking tempt him. "Oh please come back from Blackburn, Alex..."
Steady :shock:

To be fair to Alex Baptiste, we're finally playing him in what is obviously his best position for us - Blackburn. :twisted:
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:23 pm

EverSoYouri wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:We probably do!
Don't f*cking tempt him. "Oh please come back from Blackburn, Alex..."
Steady :shock:
To be fair to Alex Baptiste, we're finally playing him in what is obviously his best position for us - Blackburn. :twisted:
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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:59 pm

WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD
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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by EverSoYouri » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:33 pm

TKIZ! wrote:WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD WE NEED A CENTRE FORWARD
If we weren't all about to take out second mortgages to fund this site (see Keveh's thread), we could hire a plane with a banner saying this, to fly over the Macron on Saturday. About 4.45pm would probably be good timing...
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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:05 pm

You've got a point there. Shall I get the bedsheet out and we can try and run really, really quick round the top tiers? :)
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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:07 pm

With the way that f*cking breeze gets up around the ground, just let go of the bloody thing near KFC and you won't need a plane.
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Re: Rumour has it.............

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:14 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:With the way that f*cking breeze gets up around the ground, just let go of the bloody thing near KFC and you won't need a plane.
:lol: :lol: Very true, LK

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