Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

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A good thing?
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A bad thing?
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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:07 pm

thebish wrote:OTHER clubs' mascots are naff and embarrasing - ours is ace.
Really? What you don't get to see is this piss-poor act dressed as a pantomime lion attempting to berate and question the decisions of match officials. Utterly embarrassing.
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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:50 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:OTHER clubs' mascots are naff and embarrasing - ours is ace.
Really? What you don't get to see is this piss-poor act dressed as a pantomime lion attempting to berate and question the decisions of match officials. Utterly embarrassing.
Really? I don't find it at all embarrassing and find it quite amusing when he does his 'where's yer glasses ref?' bit. Not laugh out loud Count Arthur Strong type funny obviously.... :wink:
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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:OTHER clubs' mascots are naff and embarrasing - ours is ace.
Really? What you don't get to see is this piss-poor act dressed as a pantomime lion attempting to berate and question the decisions of match officials. Utterly embarrassing.
Well, it seems like there's 4 people take this view & I know who 2 of them are.

I'm not sure why ref's don't bar him from the playing area when he does that tbh.
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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:55 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:OTHER clubs' mascots are naff and embarrasing - ours is ace.
Really? What you don't get to see is this piss-poor act dressed as a pantomime lion attempting to berate and question the decisions of match officials. Utterly embarrassing.
Really? I don't find it at all embarrassing and find it quite amusing when he does his 'where's yer glasses ref?' bit. Not laugh out loud Count Arthur Strong type funny obviously.... :wink:
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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:14 pm

Looks like the grumpy club haven't had their Ovaltine yet. :-)

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by Hoboh » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:37 am

A real lion we could have let loose on the feckin' excuses for players under Coyle and freedman I'd accept, that knob in a costume? Nawwwww

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by danardif1 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:06 am

Much better than the equivalent here in Reading... a husband and wife lion team called Kingsley and Queensley... posh nice people they are! Shopping at Waitrose and all that...

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by bedwetter2 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:07 am

I'd like to hear a rational explanation for what it has to do with football or the fortunes of our club. If mascots are really used by clubs to encourage and enthuse the younger supporters it doesn't seem to have much effect on match day crowds.

What does it also say about the parents? They are either soft fur and foam retard fetishists themselves or have so failed in their ability to develop proper Bolton Wanderers supporters that they are reliant on complete and utter b*llsh*t to influence the little darlings.

Anyway, I would ban all kids under the age of 9 from all football grounds.

Those Wigan W*nkers are a little bit worrying. No wonder that club gets lower attendances than we do.

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by twilight » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:56 am

bedwetter2 wrote:I'd like to hear a rational explanation for what it has to do with football or the fortunes of our club. If mascots are really used by clubs to encourage and enthuse the younger supporters it doesn't seem to have much effect on match day crowds.

What does it also say about the parents? They are either soft fur and foam retard fetishists themselves or have so failed in their ability to develop proper Bolton Wanderers supporters that they are reliant on complete and utter b*llsh*t to influence the little darlings.

Anyway, I would ban all kids under the age of 9 from all football grounds.

Those Wigan W*nkers are a little bit worrying. No wonder that club gets lower attendances than we do.
And I supposeYou're another one who bans Father Christmas, and doesn't go to nativity plays and pantomimes either. Where has all the humour gone these days? Lofty is just harmless, light hearted good fun, that's all he is. Why do we have to scrutinise what he does?

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by StaffsTrotter » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:07 am

twilight wrote:
bedwetter2 wrote:I'd like to hear a rational explanation for what it has to do with football or the fortunes of our club. If mascots are really used by clubs to encourage and enthuse the younger supporters it doesn't seem to have much effect on match day crowds.

What does it also say about the parents? They are either soft fur and foam retard fetishists themselves or have so failed in their ability to develop proper Bolton Wanderers supporters that they are reliant on complete and utter b*llsh*t to influence the little darlings.

Anyway, I would ban all kids under the age of 9 from all football grounds.

Those Wigan W*nkers are a little bit worrying. No wonder that club gets lower attendances than we do.
And I supposeYou're another one who bans Father Christmas, and doesn't go to nativity plays and pantomimes either. Where has all the humour gone these days? Lofty is just harmless, light hearted good fun, that's all he is. Why do we have to scrutinise what he does?
I blame the international break. Theres much to rail about as regards modern football - all seater stadium, ticket prices, having to travel to out of town retail parks, play acting, turining into non contact sport etc etc. Not convinced furry mascots really make the top 100.

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by bedwetter2 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:32 am

twilight wrote:
bedwetter2 wrote:I'd like to hear a rational explanation for what it has to do with football or the fortunes of our club. If mascots are really used by clubs to encourage and enthuse the younger supporters it doesn't seem to have much effect on match day crowds.

What does it also say about the parents? They are either soft fur and foam retard fetishists themselves or have so failed in their ability to develop proper Bolton Wanderers supporters that they are reliant on complete and utter b*llsh*t to influence the little darlings.

Anyway, I would ban all kids under the age of 9 from all football grounds.

Those Wigan W*nkers are a little bit worrying. No wonder that club gets lower attendances than we do.
And I supposeYou're another one who bans Father Christmas, and doesn't go to nativity plays and pantomimes either. Where has all the humour gone these days? Lofty is just harmless, light hearted good fun, that's all he is. Why do we have to scrutinise what he does?
I certainly would not ban Father Christmas. I believe in him. Not so Lofty.

Well Ms Twiglet, I can assure you that I am all for humour and there was plenty of that around before the plasticky commercialism of todays football "entertainment". Perhaps it was just a little less juvenile and rather more adult. It just seems to me, as an old git, that too much in our world has become stupider and made to appeal to the lowest common denominator; hence the X Factor.

As to nativity plays and pantomimes, bah humbug. My days of trotting along to those finished when my kids got past the age of 10.

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by wigan white » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:36 am

Miserable bunch of Bastards!!!! LOFTY is King!!!!! :oyea:
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Post by Hoboh » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:46 am

wigan white wrote:Miserable bunch of Bastards!!!! LOFTY is King!!!!! :oyea:
According to an earlier post he maybe a Queen :mrgreen:

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by twilight » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:15 pm

Well, Bedwetter, as per your own admission, as well as being an old git you're shortsighted too. It's Twilight not Twiglet :)

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:16 pm

twilight wrote:Well, Bedwetter, as per your own admission, as well as being an old git you're shortsighted too. It's Twilight not Twiglet :)

May well be a term of affection, Treacle. :wink:

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by twilight » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:20 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
twilight wrote:Well, Bedwetter, as per your own admission, as well as being an old git you're shortsighted too. It's Twilight not Twiglet :)

May well be a term of affection, Treacle. :wink:
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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:22 pm

twilight wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
twilight wrote:Well, Bedwetter, as per your own admission, as well as being an old git you're shortsighted too. It's Twilight not Twiglet :)

May well be a term of affection, Treacle. :wink:
Oh, right my fluuffy hunney bunney i get it now :?

That's the spirit. Only I think it's Bedwetter who craves your affections. :mrgreen:

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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by twilight » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:33 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
twilight wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
twilight wrote:Well, Bedwetter, as per your own admission, as well as being an old git you're shortsighted too. It's Twilight not Twiglet :)

May well be a term of affection, Treacle. :wink:
Oh, right my fluuffy hunney bunney i get it now :?

That's the spirit. Only I think it's Bedwetter who craves your affections. :mrgreen:
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Re: Lofty the Lion: Good thing or bad?

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:52 pm

You'd expect if they were still of bedwetting age, that they'd appreciate the finer points of Lofty...

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Post by DJBlu » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:12 pm

Anything that reminds me of this legend

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