Bijou Bob's Bargain Basement Buys - Jan transfer thread

[officer_dibble]

Anyone else hoping Chungy flops at Palace? We've had 3 decent months out of him in 3 years and he's fecked off for feck all. Don't blame him but don't really wish him well either.

Harsh. Another way of looking at it was that one amateurish feck manager sent him to play a Sunday league friendly and get his leg smashed and then a miserable negative bellend stifled all his attacking instincts when he got fit again. I'm exaggerating of course but I think he's a decent pro, has given us some good memories and I certainly do wish him well.

Narr I agree - the friendly was a daft decision but not Coyle's stupidest...he's a decnt bloke and I dn't wish him harm, just frustrated he's rocked up for a few montsh and now gone for nowt - we paid £2 million and haven't made a profit FFS! I just don't want him to do well to soften the blow really, touch of the Sasa Curcic's!

[DJBlu]

Anyone else hoping Chungy flops at Palace? We've had 3 decent months out of him in 3 years and he's fecked off for feck all. Don't blame him but don't really wish him well either.

Harsh. Another way of looking at it was that one amateurish feck manager sent him to play a Sunday league friendly and get his leg smashed and then a miserable negative bellend stifled all his attacking instincts when he got fit again. I'm exaggerating of course but I think he's a decent pro, has given us some good memories and I certainly do wish him well.

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[jaffka]

Glad we have got something for a player who could have walked away for nothing.

Thanks chungy, you have been great.

Good luck.

[LeverEnd]

Anyone else hoping Chungy flops at Palace? We've had 3 decent months out of him in 3 years and he's fecked off for feck all. Don't blame him but don't really wish him well either.

Harsh. Another way of looking at it was that one amateurish feck manager sent him to play a Sunday league friendly and get his leg smashed and then a miserable negative bellend stifled all his attacking instincts when he got fit again. I'm exaggerating of course but I think he's a decent pro, has given us some good memories and I certainly do wish him well.

Narr I agree - the friendly was a daft decision but not Coyle's stupidest...he's a decnt bloke and I dn't wish him harm, just frustrated he's rocked up for a few montsh and now gone for nowt - we paid £2 million and haven't made a profit FFS! I just don't want him to do well to soften the blow really, touch of the Sasa Curcic's!

We'll see in a couple of years if he's wandering the streets of Seoul in a sandwich board and/or appearing in low-grade Korean porno movies.

[LeverEnd]

I think someone has been having a laugh on Kellett's wiki page...

Andy Kellett
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Andy Vidic Kellett Personal information
Full name Andrew Vidic Kellett
Date of birth 10 November 1923 (age 91)[1]
Place of birth Bolton, England
Height 4.71 m (15 ft 5 1⁄2 in)
Playing position Defender
Club information
Current team
[Manchester City]
Number 43
Youth career
2002–2014 Bolton Wanderers
Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
2014– Bolton Wanderers 4 (0)
2014–2015 → Plymouth Argyle (loan) 12 (1)
2015- → Sheffield United FC (loan) 0 (0)
* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 01:13, 31 January 2015 (UTC).
† Appearances (Goals).

Andy Kellett AKA the Bolton Baller(born 10 November 1993) is an English footballer who became a deadline day legend after turning down Manchester United to sign for Sheffield United. Bolton Wanderers.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Iles saying Chungy fee is half a mill down, rising to £1m based on various things including them staying up.

[jaffka]

and it's slammed shut

Although it's open until 1am to clear paperwork for deals sent through

[Sponge]

Iles saying Chungy fee is half a mill down, rising to £1m based on various things including them staying up.

F-all for a player like Chungy, but I suppose they pretty much had us by the 'nads.

[Sponge]

and it's slammed shut

Although it's open until 1am to clear paperwork for deals sent through

Anyone want to do a summary of ins and outs?

[TANGODANCER]

Really sad to see Chungy go just when he was being such a force for us. Way of the world I suppose. Ah, well, can't do else but behave like a gentleman and wish him well.

[LeverEnd]

Well there's half a million reasons to want him to well enough to keep them up!

[jaffka]

and it's slammed shut

Although it's open until 1am to clear paperwork for deals sent through

Anyone want to do a summary of ins and outs?

Has to be bijou, to prevent a burning

[jaffka]

That Celtic Czech lad has signed.

[Sponge]

and it's slammed shut

Although it's open until 1am to clear paperwork for deals sent through

Anyone want to do a summary of ins and outs?

Has to be bijou, to prevent a burning

Good call!

[LeverEnd]

I think Kellett may have saved this thread, forget the actual transfers.

[DJBlu]

That Celtic Czech lad has signed.

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[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Still some hope we might have got yon United pacy one-foot Janko on loan.

[Bijou Bob]

and it's slammed shut

Although it's open until 1am to clear paperwork for deals sent through

Anyone want to do a summary of ins and outs?

We won't know for a couple of hours until the paperwork is registered, but it looks like:

One forward rated at 15 million 2.5 years ago
One international midfielder in Bannan
One Portuguese attacking midfielder with alleged 30 million release clause - Rochina
2 other highly rated midfielders with pace, one loan, one 2.5 year deal

2 high earners off the books and Ffp secured.

IMHO, best transfer window for years!!

[Worthy4England]

Some interesting loanees hopefully. Sad to see the Chungy that's left, go. Not unhappy that the Chungy we saw for most of the last couple of years go. We seem to have shunted an entire team out and bought a load of loans in. Have we actually signed any perms? Summer should be interesting when every bugger goes back to their parent Clubs.

[ChrisC]

Some interesting loanees hopefully. Sad to see the Chungy that's left, go. Not unhappy that the Chungy we saw for most of the last couple of years go. We seem to have shunted an entire team out and bought a load of loans in. Have we actually signed any perms? Summer should be interesting when every bugger goes back to their parent Clubs.

Celtic lad is a permanent.