Today I'm happy about......

[Worthy4England]

There's something rather satisfying about getting the ink dry on a huge new Contract. Business not personal. I predict there might be a hangover tomorrow.

On the back of a huge new business deal I scored in December, I currently find myself of interest to head-hunters once again. I'm enjoying playing the whore.

A nice place to be. Good news is, the hangover might be tomorrow given the buck fizz that was served with brekkers...

Hopefully they'll book the second part of the win party in Betty Ford's...

[Hoboh]

8hrs to the airport

Ain't t'internet great? booked, got tickets, visa, checked in, picked seats on plane and printed boarding passes and forty quid to park the car for 15 days
Checked the weather, expected to be 27/28 and sunny for all our stay except one day.
Reckon I'll do the Quad bike through the desert thing and try my hand at wind surfing, Atlantic permitting.
Honestly can not remember ever being so excited over a jolly abroad before, feel like a bloody kid.

Still don't worry chaps taking a tablet with me so local wifi allowing you won't miss me and I'll still be able to read the mail

[thebish]

I have finally booked all my youth hostels and b&bs and ferries for my epic 24-day round-the-coastline-of britain m/bike pilgrimage to 13 ancient sites of pilgrimage - covering England, scotland, wales and Norn Iron - trecking as far North as Iona and as far south as Canterbury...

am proper excited as it now feels real! (setting off at the beginning of June)

[Hoboh]

I have finally booked all my youth hostels and b&bs and ferries for my epic 24-day round-the-coastline-of britain m/bike pilgrimage to 13 ancient sites of pilgrimage - covering England, scotland, wales and Norn Iron - trecking as far North as Iona and as far south as Canterbury...

am proper excited as it now feels real! (setting off at the beginning of June)

Look forward to your reports on that bish.

[thebish]

8hrs to the airport

Ain't t'internet great? booked, got tickets, visa, checked in, picked seats on plane and printed boarding passes and forty quid to park the car for 15 days
Checked the weather, expected to be 27/28 and sunny for all our stay except one day.
Reckon I'll do the Quad bike through the desert thing and try my hand at wind surfing, Atlantic permitting.
Honestly can not remember ever being so excited over a jolly abroad before, feel like a bloody kid.

Still don't worry chaps taking a tablet with me so local wifi allowing you won't miss me and I'll still be able to read the mail

enjoy your hols!

[Montreal Wanderer]

I am happy that my first, and hopefully last, colonoscopy is now over (though the memory lingers on).

[Bijou Bob]

I am happy that my first, and hopefully last, colonoscopy is now over (though the memory lingers on).

Something that we'll all be happy about as we're just about to roll out flexible sigmoidiscopy as a screening test at age 50. So, along with your birthday cards gents, you'll be getting an invite to have a camera shoved up your jacket. Happy birthday!!

[malcd1]

I am happy that my first, and hopefully last, colonoscopy is now over (though the memory lingers on).

Something that we'll all be happy about as we're just about to roll out flexible sigmoidiscopy as a screening test at age 50. So, along with your birthday cards gents, you'll be getting an invite to have a camera shoved up your jacket. Happy birthday!!

Thanks. Something to look forward to (you tosser).

[Montreal Wanderer]

I am happy that my first, and hopefully last, colonoscopy is now over (though the memory lingers on).

Something that we'll all be happy about as we're just about to roll out flexible sigmoidiscopy as a screening test at age 50. So, along with your birthday cards gents, you'll be getting an invite to have a camera shoved up your jacket. Happy birthday!!

I might have waited a year or two past 50...

[Bijou Bob]

I am happy that my first, and hopefully last, colonoscopy is now over (though the memory lingers on).

Something that we'll all be happy about as we're just about to roll out flexible sigmoidiscopy as a screening test at age 50. So, along with your birthday cards gents, you'll be getting an invite to have a camera shoved up your jacket. Happy birthday!!

Thanks. Something to look forward to (you tosser).

You can thank me for those nipped polyps later.

[Dujon]

Geez you blokes are a cheerful mob!

Yes, today I am happy. For ages now I rarely managed to log on to this site on the first attempt - maybe once a month - but invariably the second attempt was successful. That wasn't a problem really and I got used to it. However, I often fly on a flight simulator, Micrsoft's Flight Sim Ten. This became a problem and, although this is subjective, seemed to be getting worse. It was quite frustrating as whatever the problem is/was most of the computer became unresponsive. I found out by pure accident that if I left it alone for ten minutes it would then resurrect itself and all other running programmes would also behave normally. Weird! I changed the video card to one with twice the on-board memory but that didn't improve things. All the cabling was checked and double checked to no avail.

So I bought a new modem/router, thinking that the existing unit might be causing some sort of traffic jam; when I fly it's usually in conjunction with a server in BC, Canada. Anyway, it works. Four days in a row I've logged on here first go. Only two flights - about five hours in total - have been taken and no problem so far. Mind you it's early days there. as the hiccups seemed to happen randomly.

I know, I know, small minds and all that. Nevertheless I am happy so far and hopeful that the problem has been rectified.

[malcd1]

I am happy that my first, and hopefully last, colonoscopy is now over (though the memory lingers on).

Something that we'll all be happy about as we're just about to roll out flexible sigmoidiscopy as a screening test at age 50. So, along with your birthday cards gents, you'll be getting an invite to have a camera shoved up your jacket. Happy birthday!!

Thanks. Something to look forward to (you tosser).

You can thank me for those nipped polyps later.

Bar Steward.

[Bruce Rioja]

Laughing my head off at this wanker's By Jovi tattoo

[Beefheart]

To be fair, it is is his life.

[Bijou Bob]

I've just received the following email from a colleague:

Dear All

We are having 2 students coming to ******* the week commencing 30th March until 2nd April *****@@@@ and ****** @@@@, the ladies will be on site 10.00 – 16.00 offering a massage in the prayer room on the 5th floor, anybody who would like to book an appointment please email me, the ladies will not be charging for this service but a donation would be very much appreciated.

Best email this week by miles.

[Bruce Rioja]

I've just received the following email from a colleague:

Dear All

We are having 2 students coming to ******* the week commencing 30th March until 2nd April *****@@@@ and ****** @@@@, the ladies will be on site 10.00 – 16.00 offering a massage in the prayer room on the 5th floor, anybody who would like to book an appointment please email me, the ladies will not be charging for this service but a donation would be very much appreciated.

Best email this week by miles.

Does this offer extend to an employee's mates?

[bobo the clown]

I've just received the following email from a colleague:

Dear All

We are having 2 students coming to ******* the week commencing 30th March until 2nd April *****@@@@ and ****** @@@@, the ladies will be on site 10.00 – 16.00 offering a massage in the prayer room on the 5th floor, anybody who would like to book an appointment please email me, the ladies will not be charging for this service but a donation would be very much appreciated.

Best email this week by miles.

Thank God the NHS is ring fenced for its budgets.

Otherwise this could be seen as wasteful expenditure.

[thebish]

I've just received the following email from a colleague:

Dear All

We are having 2 students coming to ******* the week commencing 30th March until 2nd April *****@@@@ and ****** @@@@, the ladies will be on site 10.00 – 16.00 offering a massage in the prayer room on the 5th floor, anybody who would like to book an appointment please email me, the ladies will not be charging for this service but a donation would be very much appreciated.

Best email this week by miles.

Thank God the NHS is ring fenced for its budgets.

Otherwise this could be seen as wasteful expenditure.

bollox!! how else do you train physiotherapists?

[Dujon]

In the 'prayer room'? This does not bode well, Bijou Bob.

[Worthy4England]

I've just received the following email from a colleague:

Dear All

We are having 2 students coming to ******* the week commencing 30th March until 2nd April *****@@@@ and ****** @@@@, the ladies will be on site 10.00 – 16.00 offering a massage in the prayer room on the 5th floor, anybody who would like to book an appointment please email me, the ladies will not be charging for this service but a donation would be very much appreciated.

Best email this week by miles.

Thank God the NHS is ring fenced for its budgets.

Otherwise this could be seen as wasteful expenditure.

I think it's more a commentary on Student Loans, that these poor, poor students have to resort to providing /ahem massages....