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Post by Hoboh » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:50 pm

Oh dear, gay cakes now :hang:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/m ... court-told" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What next Quaker printers to knock out labels for whisky?

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Post by Prufrock » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:56 pm

Or folk pathetic enough not to make a cake, when they make cakes.

I liked, "an atheist could not turn down an order saying God made the world".

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They think everyone is that pathetic!

Make the f*cking cake, you tarts.
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Post by Dujon » Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:26 pm

Good luck to the Evangelists. I'd have sod 'em off as well.

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Post by Beefheart » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:02 am

Hoboh wrote:Oh dear, gay cakes now :hang:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/m ... court-told" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What next Quaker printers to knock out labels for whisky?
Yeah, because that would be the same. Whisky is alcohol, not a group of people that need protection from discrimination.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:34 pm

Struggling to believe and certainly don't understand people betting money on whatever the new royal baby will be named. OK, I can't even tell you what their last one's called, but that aside, has a more random bet ever been placed? :conf:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Struggling to believe and certainly don't understand people betting money on whatever the new royal baby will be named. OK, I can't even tell you what their last one's called, but that aside, has a more random bet ever been placed? :conf:
Ohhhhh feckin yes... I've got people doing a sweepstake on my time in a forthcoming marathon. Given my training regime to date I reckon Mel's "dies prior to finishing" has slightly more chance than Elaine's "3 hr 33 mins". Every other bet is more random than the probability God started the universe...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:12 pm

Thousands of teenagers stand out in the rain weeping and gnashing teeth because a boy-band pop stars been having it off with a bird who can't wait to sell her "He bonked me under the lino while his girl-friend was ironing his underpants" " exclusive to the Sun? This is news?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:38 pm

For the more elderly amongst you... A note of warning: if you've been summoned due to esoteric blood in your shit samples and take the twice imbibed Moveprep formula sent in the post - expect slightly more than the two hours the instructions inform you of. In fact, imagine having your innards jet washed by a particularly fanatic ISIS recruit, and that just about gives you an idea of the ordeal you'll face... Twice, once the night before, once the morning of doom.
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Post by Hoboh » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:30 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:For the more elderly amongst you... A note of warning: if you've been summoned due to esoteric blood in your shit samples and take the twice imbibed Moveprep formula sent in the post - expect slightly more than the two hours the instructions inform you of. In fact, imagine having your innards jet washed by a particularly fanatic ISIS recruit, and that just about gives you an idea of the ordeal you'll face... Twice, once the night before, once the morning of doom.
You'd be surprised how much better you feel when the 'urge' wears off.
Reckon this colonic irrigation may hold some merit.

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Post by Hoboh » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:35 pm

Beefheart wrote:
Hoboh wrote:Oh dear, gay cakes now

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/m ... court-told" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What next Quaker printers to knock out labels for whisky?
Yeah, because that would be the same. Whisky is alcohol, not a group of people that need protection from discrimination.
Like lesser spotted newts you mean :hang:
When is someone going to stick up for hetro males discrimination being discriminated against? :mrgreen:

If they'd said F off you gay so n so's we don't make cakes for your types, fair enough, but to take a polite refusal of something they personally are uncomfortable with to court takes the pee!

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Post by Hoboh » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:18 am

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/a ... tate-syria" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Outside a mosque on Crawford Street, converted from a pub with the help of Councillor Ahmed, a group of youths said they went to Springhill high school in Rochdale with Waheed. They insisted he was a “good lad” who always encouraged them to go to the mosque and pray.

They warned that the media presence was adding to an already tense atmosphere in the town. “There’s a lot of racial tension here already,” said one 21-year-old, who said he was a friend of Waheed’s brother Moin, but did not want to be named. “These things add up. I think it’s going to explode at some point and people will get hurt.”

Reporters were spat at and had their cameras shoved by some worshippers after Friday prayers at the Neeli mosque in Hare Street, Rochdale, where it is believed Waheed sometimes prayed.

After prayers, one man told journalists: “People are shamed about what’s happening. Rochdale is brought into the light again for negative reasons. Muslims are being stigmatised
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So to avoid stigmatising Muslims we have to pretend things in Rochdale just haven't happened then? Oh right let me see.....cover it up :conf:

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Post by General Mannerheim » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:34 pm

Stumbled across this today... If you ever find yourself in Silkeborg...

https://m.facebook.com/SportspubbenMalet" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:37 pm

Having sold the contents of my loft (all except a bass guitar and 40w practice amp, if anyone fancies one) I've raised rather a tidy sum. Most of it is going on a new compact system camera, however I rather fancy some noise cancelling headphones. So, any recommendations? I don't really want to throw 250 notes at Bose, but is there a decent alternative under/around a hundred quid ish?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:45 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:all except a bass guitar and 40w practice amp, if anyone fancies one
Oh. That went well then. :?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:07 pm

This French Spiderman chappie - Il est fecking mental! :shock:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-32283640" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by LeverEnd » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:28 pm

Mange tout, mange tout, plat de crudités!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:14 am

These are the 5 finalists for the "Mr Nottingham" competition..

I think some essential fashion developments might have passed me by! wtf???

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:23 am

thebish wrote:These are the 5 finalists for the "Mr Nottingham" competition..

I think some essential fashion developments might have passed me by! wtf???

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That one in the middle must be related to an Orang Utan. His arms are incredibly long, and he's orange!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:25 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
That one in the middle must be related to an Orang Utan. His arms are incredibly long, and he's orange!
Even so, I'm sure he could've found a tailor that could've knocked him up a blazer with longer sleeves than those?!
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Post by Always hopeful » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:09 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
That one in the middle must be related to an Orang Utan. His arms are incredibly long, and he's orange!
Even so, I'm sure he could've found a tailor that could've knocked him up a blazer with longer sleeves than those?!
...and longer trousers......of the same length.
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