Brentford. Away. Saturday.

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Okay. On way home from Newquay. Just signed in and had to pay £4 for the honour to use my lap top!!! So we had better do well today and hopefully Tango is in fine voice for his radio commentary

COME ON YOU WHITES.....WIN.....

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Okay. On way home from Newquay. Just signed in and had to pay £4 for the honour to use my lap top!!! So we had better do well today and hopefully Tango is in fine voice for his radio commentary

COME ON YOU WHITES.....WIN.....

Hear you loud and clear Tango

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Here we go with our patchwork quilt team. Full team and subs anybody? Ref whistle in mouth and ......

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Away......Bollox to Bury and.....Come on Whites, er Greens today. "Beautiful football day" , says the man...let's hope it is for us....

Heskey with the armband and.....Peeeeep.. Mic men in chat mode and they might even mention the game shortly. Oh, Alf wins a free kick and......and.....somehow Brentford are on the attack but bOGDANclears. Now it's a goal kick us after a chat about Scotland and Alf is down for a minute. Ok now and they attack and we give them a throw but Bogdan clears.

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Brentford come again and Moxey plays bee-keeper fro a corner. And.....some ping and pong before Alf clears it. They come again and......McCarthy gets penalised and a card. Comments from the mic men about last-man. Free them and.....some gabbing about London sides then.....then.....and...Bogdan say thank you....

Feeney, some ping pong and Judge clears it away. Moxey takes a quick free that comes to nought and.....Feeney goes offside. "Stadium packed to the rafters the man tells us." Commentators not sounding too excited just yet a s we get a goal kick. Mumbling about Bury again and then.....maybe some comment about us and and Heskey goes and.....OOOOOHHH , one on one with the keeper and knocks it wide.....

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They sally and Judge, Pritchard run at us but it ends up with Walker.....and....they get it back. and now.....Alf goes offside and they get the kick. They come again and.....and....it ends in a goal kick us. Hope we're going to put out chances away today. One wasted to press. Feeney gets offsided again. Bags of mithering before Coke sets off Feeney but it ends as a throw and...we get a corner.....And.....

And...cleared and countered by them before Feeney does well and gets the plaudits. And now...Thelkeld loses it but then does well and regains it. McCarthy fouled by Gray and we get the kick.

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More aimless chat about other teams before we get a throw. And....some ping and pong before they have a high-wide and handsome shot. Free kick them now and...here they come. The man Oscar does well and we clear. Moxey, then Feeney loses it. Alf offside again. They have a dash at us but we recover and go again. Walker, Coke, Walker again and.....breaks down a bit. Coke does well and....we get a throw after a bit of sharp stuff from their keeper. They come again and win a free kick off Oscar. And now......and.....and.....and.....over the bar as Bogdan watches it.

Right, come on lads, let's be having a "Bolton" goal. Big hoof and....offside yet again for Alf. Now Feeney and.....throw and ....Heskey, Feeney and a corner after a good throw from Moxey. And....Dervite gets a header saved. And they get a deep throw near our box and....Alf and...Feeney and cleared. The Bees have a sting but Bogdan has it.

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They come again and.....go, they come and go oh oh oh....Sorry. Goal kick us. And now what have we.....drinks taken as Moxey gets a massage from the sponge man. He's still down and...some mindless mumbles about lower leagues before....we go again. Throw them now and...Moxey is back on and.....we go and....ohhhh cleared off the line from Feeney. Walker does well but then Ream loses it and.....we get lucky and it's a goal kick. Coke and Feeney getting good words and also Walker. Crowd applause for a R.I.P this week for a Bees player.

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Crowd waking up and having a warble before.....they have a bit of possession then get a throw. They come again and....Bogdan goes down to save. A goal now would be nice as we don't get a free kick but we sally then lose it and......a break and.....1-0 them....

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Some soft-sounding defending, Dervite gets an elbow and claims of poor defending. They try again and it sounded like they had acres of space. Judge gets sentenced by Threlkeld who gets a booking for us trouble. Come on Whites.....and......their keeper has to make a good save from Coke. Corner and.....and.....Alf breaks the world record for offsides. Alf goes again but loses it then Alf.......1-1.....

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Nah then. Dervite gets a bolloxing, Moxey goes down again and Heskey gets big plaudits for setting up Alf. Good stuff lads. Apparently we're doing pretty good but it looks like Moxey is in bother. We play.....with ten and Gray shades a post. They come again and....it's 2-1 them off the bar. 2-1

[Vertigo]

Conceding in first half stoppage time now are we?

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Mark Davies comes on. Moxey off when they scored which wasn't cleaver, but we need to his back. Free kick them and...they're getting cocky and firing from distance. Come on lads. Almost half time as they get a goal kick. Mic men claim we're still well in it. Alf goes and....can't quite capitalise. They come, Mavies wins it and Coke gets some good words. Feeney.....Davies, Walker hits one into Neverland. Oh, shxt, Bury have scored. We'll never hear the last of it.

Come on you Whites......Come on.....three mins added and....McCarthy sets us off. And it's 2-1 them as the whistle goes.

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If only Heskey had put that chance away.....if only....Eight goals now for Alf. We need a goalscorer and he is one. We need to grab him if we can.

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If only Heskey had put that chance away.....if only....Eight goals now for Alf. We need a goalscorer and he is one. We need to grab him if we can.

Agree with that Tango. There are not a lot of good strikers who are available and he is good (even though I don't know if he is available)....hopefully we can get him

[Peter Thompson]

If only Heskey had put that chance away.....if only....Eight goals now for Alf. We need a goalscorer and he is one. We need to grab him if we can.

ALF is a decent striker and certainly the type of goal scorer we need next season, however until we can find a back four to defend it won't matter - our defence is shambolic whoever we play there.

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On your marks and....we go with Part II. If we plays as well as it sounds we can take this. With the added bonus of Mark Davis and their defence sounding offside lovers, we might just work a dash or two from deep. That's what Mark Davies does very well. Quick mention that Bury are leading for those who didn't know (or care) and the carousel starts to turn.

They have a sniff and mic men muble about things for a bit. Dervite gives it away but .....well, we don't know because mic man drifts away. Free kick us now and....suddenly the're getting a corner. Getting cocky now. Come on lads, sort em out.....they come again and Mark Davie's pass forward goes through to the keeper. They're getting into our box like walking into Asda from the sound of it...Throw us and....Ream and....Coke and....we get a corner. And now.....Coke getting a rattle about behaviour and....it becomes a throw and....we come again and...Oscar and...Alf hit s poor one. Come on you Whites.....

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Now then, can we get sorted? Davies, Walker, Feeney....and we get another corner. And.....the keeper gets it after a bit of panic. Now they come at us and...we clear..and break. We go with Feeney and....N.L not happy about the crosses. The Bees have a fly but we win a throw. And....after a load of chat.....they do well but so does McCarthy. They get into our box again but we clear. Dervite sends one a bit too hard for Alf. Throw them and....mic man prattles about Bury again and then....they grab it and set off but Oscar does well. They come and we get a free kick that Mavies wastes. They have another dabble, and another and then yet another, before Coke sets Walker off. Wasted. We can win this game if we shape. Get sorted lads, come on.

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Pritchard leaves the field for...Dallas? for the homers. Heskey having a dab and causing a bit of hassle up front. Not Ream's best afternoon says mic man. Bogdan leathers it, we get a throw. Coke, Davies, Feeney, Coke, Ream....Davies again, Coke, Dervite......Heskey gets it....Walker...Feeney and....the keeper has it. Possession is nine-tenths of a loss....unless we get it into the net. They sally.....Alf......and they clears after he does well. Walker gets a yellow as Eidur? paws the turf. They come.....and its our goal kick. Coke leaves..to applause.

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And....a throw us and....Feeney and Eidur and Oscar......and we get a corner instead of a three-man appeal handball call. Davies...Walker...it peters out. Great first ball from Eidur says mic man. Dervite not having a picnic day. They sally but Walker wins it, then loses it. Walker again and...Feeney and Heskey and.....Eidur and....Feeney and....and...a corner. Feeney gettin a few moans of mic man. Walker and.....a bad one. COME ON......and it's 2-2....