What are you eating and drinking tonight?

[Lord Kangana]

You're the one who's f*cking encouraging them by eating there! You only seem to frequent places that do this. Work it out!

[Little Green Man]

is that a sandwich in a flat cap??

The next thing will be a whippet that dispenses brown sauce.

[Prufrock]

They're off the internet. Unless Bish is @wewantplates

This is the worst, apparently verified as being real though I still don't/won't believe it:

[thebish]

You're the one who's f*cking encouraging them by eating there! You only seem to frequent places that do this. Work it out!

who's the one who's (f*cking) encouraging who by eating where? what places do I frequent?

[Little Green Man]

They're off the internet. Unless Bish is @wewantplates

This is the worst, apparently verified as being real though I still don't/won't believe it:

Could be his personalised watch.

[boltonboris]

You're the one who's f*cking encouraging them by eating there! You only seem to frequent places that do this. Work it out!

Someone serves breakfast on a spade at his place!

[Lord Kangana]

I used to work for an owner (more money than sense, loads of them about) who used to return from trade fairs having spent a f*cking fortune on the various paraphernalia that you can now ge for the table (seriously, the photos on here are nothing)..... and then insisted on eating all his meals off a bloody plate.

[General Mannerheim]

can anyone recommend a nice country-ish pub with a good beer garden for nippers to run around in equidistant between Bolton and the Wirral?

[Bruce Rioja]

can anyone recommend a nice country-ish pub with a good beer garden for nippers to run around in equidistant between Bolton and the Wirral?

The Derby Arms in Knowsley should do you.

EDIT: Hang on, I've just asked the Scouse Lab Rat - she says go to The Railway in Frodsham, which, she assures me is cock on, and then you can take the nippers to the Gruffalo Trail in Delamere Forest. Sorted.

[General Mannerheim]

cheers... anything a bit less scouse?

just trying to arrange a pint with my mate (playdate with out nippers) thinking maybe knutsford way? want him to drive as far as me the bastard!

[Bruce Rioja]

This fecking monstrosity cannot possibly have been delivered to the table with an accompanying straight face!

[Worthy4England]

This fecking monstrosity cannot possibly have been delivered to the table with an accompanying straight face!

[Gary the Enfield]

Had a pub meal yesterday evening. Nothing fancy just a pulled pork burger with chips. It was served on a bloody chopping board and the chips were in a galvanized pail.

Proud to say I asked them to bring me a plate and proceeded to transfer the meal onto it.

#Smug

[Bruce Rioja]

Had a pub meal yesterday evening. Nothing fancy just a pulled pork burger with chips. It was served on a bloody chopping board and the chips were in a galvanized pail.

Proud to say I asked them to bring me a plate and proceeded to transfer the meal onto it.

#Smug

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it!!!!

Look at this here. This is a slice of unimaginative cake, a scoop of ice cream and some banana, served up in a frying pan. A fecking frying pan.

[CRFC]

...and yet the frying pan looks like it's the most edible part of the meal.

[thebish]

disclaimer for anyone who might be confused - this is a photo of someone's meal who is not me...



putting it all together..

chips in a plant pot, chicken on a board... gravy in an old discarded lager can...

[Prufrock]

Bet he or she asked them to do it like that though.

Why else would they do it?

[General Mannerheim]

what do we think of these cans of fizzy orange that have a bit of tinfoil on the top to make em look, err 'continental?'

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I don't think much of the tin foil, but the contents are usually nicer than Tango.

[General Mannerheim]

what has he ever done to upset you!?

yeah must agree the contents are pretty spectacular so its a shame about the gimmicky receptacle!