Today I'm happy about......

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14515
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by boltonboris » Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:39 pm

Worthy4England wrote:You're homeless???!!!
And late
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Apr 24, 2015 6:44 pm

Worthy4England wrote:You're homeless???!!!
No. Do you have to be homeless to approve of such pro-action?
May the bridges I burn light your way

jaffka
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8439
Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:36 pm
Location: uk

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by jaffka » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:14 pm

Will they be serving the leftovers and about to go out of date food?

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:40 pm

jaffka wrote:Will they be serving the leftovers and about to go out of date food?
I'd be glad of that if I was homeless and didn't know where my next meal was coming from. I've a half a mind to call in and stick fifty Quid over the counter to help them with this. However, I'm am evil Tory nice person and not a 6 series driving Champagne Socialist. :roll:
May the bridges I burn light your way

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by thebish » Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:56 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
jaffka wrote:Will they be serving the leftovers and about to go out of date food?
I'd be glad of that if I was homeless and didn't know where my next meal was coming from. I've a half a mind to call in and stick fifty Quid over the counter to help them with this. However, I'm am evil Tory tw*t and not a 6 series driving Champagne Socialist. :roll:
[gentle nudge in ribs] I suggest Worthy was just joshing and not disapproving of the venture... [/gentle nudge in ribs]

jaffka
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8439
Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:36 pm
Location: uk

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by jaffka » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:03 pm

Are there genuine homeless now? I thought that they were career beggars living in city centre penthouses and driving Ferraris.

The supermarkets should open their bins to them. Feed the poor and reduce the amount of waste. Win win situation.

User avatar
Worthy4England
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 34731
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:59 am

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
jaffka wrote:Will they be serving the leftovers and about to go out of date food?
I'd be glad of that if I was homeless and didn't know where my next meal was coming from. I've a half a mind to call in and stick fifty Quid over the counter to help them with this. However, I'm am evil Tory tw*t and not a 6 series driving Champagne Socialist. :roll:
[gentle nudge in ribs] I suggest Worthy was just joshing and not disapproving of the venture... [/gentle nudge in ribs]
Well spotted, Sir.

After Brucie's impassioned outburst, I've asked Norman Tebbit if he would stand as an Independent in my constituency. All heart. Not sure he'll win though, Billy Bragg is standing, too. (If only I had a picture of Billy's house, I could make this a great post)

thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by thebish » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:52 pm

jaffka wrote:Are there genuine homeless now?
yes.

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:26 pm

jaffka wrote:Are there genuine homeless now?
Yes, I was talking to one such chap the other week. His Mrs had kicked him out and as such he's nobodies priority by way of giving him shelter. Ultimately he was a regular guy like you or I. I bought him a meal because I'm a sanctimonious c*nt.
May the bridges I burn light your way

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:29 pm

Today I'm happy because I've just seen an Asian wedding congregation assembling at St Maxentius, just around the corner. A fine example of integration.
May the bridges I burn light your way

User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9404
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:08 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: Yes, I was talking to one such chap the other week. His Mrs had kicked him out and as such he's nobodies priority by way of giving him shelter. Ultimately he was a regular guy like you or I. I bought him a meal because I'm a sanctimonious c*nt.
Good man Bruce. There but for the grace of whoever and all that
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

User avatar
Montreal Wanderer
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 12948
Joined: Thu May 26, 2005 12:45 am
Location: Montreal, Canada

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:15 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: Yes, I was talking to one such chap the other week. His Mrs had kicked him out and as such he's nobodies priority by way of giving him shelter. Ultimately he was a regular guy like you or I. I bought him a meal because I'm a sanctimonious c*nt.
Good man Bruce. There but for the grace of whoever and all that
Presumably Prufrock's imaginary friend.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.

User avatar
Dujon
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3340
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:37 am
Location: Australia, near Sydney, NSW
Contact:

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Dujon » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:04 am

This is me and my newest granddaughter. We were both 71 at the time it was taken.

Image

My other granddaughter is a little older (she's the one in the school uniform flanked by her parents).

Image

Geez, I feel older by the day. :(

User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:59 am

Nice one D. All good generational stuff. :D
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

Bijou Bob
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4051
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:35 pm
Location: Swashbucklin in Brooklyn

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Bijou Bob » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:09 pm

The local bar in Schertz, texas, is showing the match tomorrow.

And I've just discovered raspberry jalapeño jam. My life is complete.
Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.

bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:20 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:The local bar in Schertz, texas, is showing the match tomorrow.

And I've just discovered raspberry jalapeño jam. My life is complete.
Will not-quite-Mrs Bob be watching with you ?
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

Bijou Bob
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4051
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:35 pm
Location: Swashbucklin in Brooklyn

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Bijou Bob » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:34 pm

Nope, she's off to the British Wives club. I may have had enough by half time.
Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:00 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Nope, she's off to the British Wives club. I may have had enough by half time.
But she isn't a wife, is she?
May the bridges I burn light your way

malcd1
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3608
Joined: Tue May 03, 2005 5:33 pm

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by malcd1 » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:27 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Nope, she's off to the British Wives club. I may have had enough by half time.
But she isn't a wife, is she?
She is, just not Bob's. :D
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.

User avatar
Little Green Man
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4471
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:34 pm
Location: Justin Edinburgh

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Little Green Man » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:53 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:The local bar in Schertz, texas, is showing the match tomorrow.
Schertz? Isn't it called Jerzees over there?

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests