If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue May 19, 2015 9:50 pm

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bobo the clown wrote:Genuine question from a confused old geezer ... what's going on with Andy Kellett ?
He's probably out on the lash celebrating Manure's U21 league trophy.

There's a charming picture of him in the full whistle, club cufflinks and all, on his Twitter feed.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by twilight » Wed May 20, 2015 10:03 am

Allegedly (according to the Oracle!!) we are about to sign Gary Madine who has been released from Sheffield Wednesday (Don't blame the messenger!!!) :)

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Dr Hotdog » Wed May 20, 2015 10:58 am

twilight wrote:Allegedly (according to the Oracle!!) we are about to sign Gary Madine who has been released from Sheffield Wednesday (Don't blame the messenger!!!) :)
Is this the lad who was banged up for GBH a few years back?

Great.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 20, 2015 11:24 am

Dr Hotdog wrote:
twilight wrote:Allegedly (according to the Oracle!!) we are about to sign Gary Madine who has been released from Sheffield Wednesday (Don't blame the messenger!!!) :)
Is this the lad who was banged up for GBH a few years back?

Great.
From Wiki -In October 2013 he was sent to prison for 18 months having been found guilty of two charges of assault.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Dr Hotdog » Wed May 20, 2015 11:25 am

Sheesh I didn't recall it being that bad.
Ah well. Needs must I guess.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed May 20, 2015 11:26 am

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by boltonboris » Wed May 20, 2015 12:15 pm

A stretch didn't do Troy Deeney any harm
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Prufrock » Wed May 20, 2015 12:25 pm

boltonboris wrote:A stretch didn't do Troy Deeney any harm
Must you be so graphic?
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Post by boltonboris » Wed May 20, 2015 12:30 pm

Haha
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed May 20, 2015 3:32 pm

Wouldn't be the first Wanderer to be known to the constabulary.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed May 20, 2015 4:07 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Wouldn't be the first Wanderer to be known to the constabulary.

Indeed. Nat Lofthouse's daughter was a Police Sergeant.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by jmjhb » Wed May 20, 2015 5:12 pm

Madine will certainly give us a punch or two up front.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by jmjhb » Wed May 20, 2015 5:19 pm

Kim Bo-Kyung has been released by the Pies, would be a great addition here imo.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Jugs » Wed May 20, 2015 6:05 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Genuine question from a confused old geezer ... what's going on with Andy Kellett ?
Have you seen his twitter posts? United fans love him.

I'm a bit surprised about the Madine one, but I've been surprised/confused/terrified of most of our signings in the last 4 years, but as always I eventually welcome them because they're one of us now.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by LeverEnd » Wed May 20, 2015 6:53 pm

Been reading up on Madine and he gives every indication of being a right tw@t. Still, at 24 there's a chance he'll grow up and turn out to be good at football again.
He'll get 25 goals and Lennon will be the new Big Sam.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Jugs » Wed May 20, 2015 6:57 pm

"Released from Sheffield Wednesday at the end of the 2014-15, (Madine) has reached the pinnacle of every footballers career in signing for Bolton Wanderers in May 2015."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Madine" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by LeverEnd » Wed May 20, 2015 7:06 pm

Jugs wrote:"Released from Sheffield Wednesday at the end of the 2014-15, (Madine) has reached the pinnacle of every footballers career in signing for Bolton Wanderers in May 2015."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Madine" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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https://twitter.com/chelsfergo/status/2 ... 81/photo/1
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed May 20, 2015 7:11 pm

Make sure that you clean your keyboard afterwards!!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by CrazyHorse » Wed May 20, 2015 7:15 pm

Why haven't they painted those two fence panels at the back?
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed May 20, 2015 7:19 pm

They have a fence? :o

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