Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[thebish]

Is this a fecking joke?

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Jesus wept. Of all the feckers I'd least like to see get a knighthood, he's bloody way up there the fat 5hit

Slice of cheese and a touch of salad we could have a ploughman's, that is if he ain't eaten it all!

I would have thought he'd be RIGHT up your street Hoboh - SLASHING local council budgets with a glee undisguised...

[Hoboh]

Is this a fecking joke?

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Jesus wept. Of all the feckers I'd least like to see get a knighthood, he's bloody way up there the fat 5hit

Slice of cheese and a touch of salad we could have a ploughman's, that is if he ain't eaten it all!

I would have thought he'd be RIGHT up your street Hoboh - SLASHING local council budgets with a glee undisguised...

No bish, but fat boy in charge in Bolton makes pickles look Mr Kipling!

[malcd1]

Is this a fecking joke?

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Unfortunately not. "Downing Street said the award was in recognition of his service as an MP and, before that, in local government". Like he did it out of the goodness of his own heart. The whole honour system is a fecking joke.

Will I be offered an honour for my 30 year career dedicated to the fire protection industry. No and if I did, I would tell them where to shove it.

[LeverEnd]

Is this a fecking joke?

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Unfortunately not. "Downing Street said the award was in recognition of his service as an MP and, before that, in local government". Like he did it out of the goodness of his own heart. The whole honour system is a fecking joke.

Will I be offered an honour for my 30 year career dedicated to the fire protection industry. No and if I did, I would tell them where to shove it.

They love to be associated with him because he's fat, Northern and didn't go to posh school.

[Worthy4England]

Is this a fecking joke?

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Unfortunately not. "Downing Street said the award was in recognition of his service as an MP and, before that, in local government". Like he did it out of the goodness of his own heart. The whole honour system is a fecking joke.

Will I be offered an honour for my 30 year career dedicated to the fire protection industry. No and if I did, I would tell them where to shove it.

They love to be associated with him because he's fat, Northern and didn't go to posh school.

I await my note regarding the June Birthday Honours list....

[bobo the clown]

Is this a fecking joke?

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Unfortunately not. "Downing Street said the award was in recognition of his service as an MP and, before that, in local government". Like he did it out of the goodness of his own heart. The whole honour system is a fecking joke.

Will I be offered an honour for my 30 year career dedicated to the fire protection industry. No and if I did, I would tell them where to shove it.

They love to be associated with him because he's fat, Northern and didn't go to posh school.

You can be my guest Worthy.

I await my note regarding the June Birthday Honours list....

[Worthy4England]

[TANGODANCER]

"Comedic"....?

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[Bruce Rioja]

Lulu - could still have it and she must be the same age as my mum.

[Bijou Bob]

And Helen Mirren.

[TANGODANCER]

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Reveller? "Accidentally" smashes his arm through a bar window at 4-0'clock in the morning?Reveller? We used to call em pissed up idiots....but hey, reveller it is. Yesterday me and the dog saw a "reveller" ejected from Morrisons in Bolton by two, then three, then five security types at 4.0'clock in the afternoon. He was still fighting when the aliens who had abducted the wife finally let her out of the store and we left.. Reveller?

[bobo the clown]

^^^^ now, you see, I call that self inflicted. He should be presented with the bill for the lift to hospital, treatment in A&E, transfer to Wythenshawe, operation and following care. At the full project cost rate. Must be at least £5-6k.

[TANGODANCER]

^^^ He'll come out of it a victim.

[Bruce Rioja]

Lenny Henry getting a knighthood. Prufrock will be delighted as he's obviously getting one because he's black. It's certainly not for services to fecking comedy anyway!

[Prufrock]

The man's about as funny as an in-depth discussion on equality legislation and affirmative action.

It's for services to charity for the Comic Relief stuff.

[thebish]

The man's about as funny as an in-depth discussion on equality legislation and affirmative action.

It's for services to charity for the Comic Relief stuff.

well deserved too.. when Lenny rocks up, extreme poverty doesn't seem that bad at all by comparison...

[Bijou Bob]

Dentist. Big needle. Feckin ouch. £222 bill, even ouchier.

[TANGODANCER]

Dentist. Big needle. Feckin ouch. £222 bill, even ouchier.

So you now have a full set of gold teeth?

[Bruce Rioja]

Dentist. Big needle. Feckin ouch. £222 bill, even ouchier.

So you now have a full set of gold teeth?

It requires a dentist simply to extract Bob's wallet, Tango

[Bruce Rioja]

On the news it's just shown some knob walking the Wembley arch with no ropes, no nowt. Just give me a half an hour whilst I retrieve my bollocks from somewhere inside my stomach.