If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri May 22, 2015 2:13 pm

Jugs wrote:Pringle is a good wide man.
Not a central midfielder? :shock:

Do any of the same scouts work at the club as were there for previous windows? As someone who knows nothing... if DF's scout recommended a couple of players from Rotherham, why would a new manager with different requirements and a new scouting team also want the same players? Or, why would the same players be at the very top of both lists without getting interest from clubs with more money? It's not something like Phil knows their agent, is it?
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Jugs » Fri May 22, 2015 3:12 pm

I didn't know he was CM to be honest; whenever I've seen him play, he's been out wide. Do we need another CM of this mould?

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Post by thebish » Fri May 22, 2015 3:17 pm

if they were dougie targets - then surely it is now the law for us to automatically declare them crap?? it's so confusing this football lark!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri May 22, 2015 3:53 pm

Jugs wrote:I didn't know he was CM to be honest; whenever I've seen him play, he's been out wide. Do we need another CM of this mould?
We always need more CMs!!
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Post by jmjhb » Fri May 22, 2015 4:49 pm

Pringle is a winger with a good left peg.

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Post by boltonboris » Fri May 22, 2015 5:00 pm

Never heard of him
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Post by Jugs » Fri May 22, 2015 6:15 pm

Get him signed.

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Post by LeverEnd » Sat May 23, 2015 1:06 am

jmjhb wrote:Pringle is a winger with a good left peg.
He scored an absolute blinder of a volley against us at their place this season, never heard of him before or since.
That was the goal that Dan refused to believe had happened as he walked in pissed and late and thought I was winding him up.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by bobo the clown » Sat May 23, 2015 9:34 am

You can never get enough Pringles. I consume them in the quantities they are delivered. The plastic cap they provide to help keep them fresh once you've opened them is the World's most superfluous item.

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Mon May 25, 2015 12:46 pm

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/774786672?-11201:838" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What a player! Ive seen him play many times and I can say he'd be a hellva signing! beast of a shot on the bey!

I know alot of Argyle fans were fuming when they sold him
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Post by jmjhb » Mon May 25, 2015 1:48 pm

The scouting van must have broken down on the M1 in South Yorkshire.

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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon May 25, 2015 4:11 pm

Looks like an uninformed stab in the dark?
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Post by jaffka » Mon May 25, 2015 6:51 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/774786672?-11201:838

What a player! Ive seen him play many times and I can say he'd be a hellva signing! beast of a shot on the bey!

I know alot of Argyle fans were fuming when they sold him
That's good!

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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed May 27, 2015 2:48 pm

I'm hearing this read in true Big Brother annoying Geordie nice person voice......

"Page 12 on the best transfower the read EVA and we've siiiigned fooken nur wun"......
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Post by thebish » Wed May 27, 2015 4:44 pm

is the window even open yet?

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed May 27, 2015 5:08 pm

1st July, innit?

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Post by malcd1 » Wed May 27, 2015 6:41 pm

So up to now, we have lost about 20 players and offered new contracts to Bogdan, Pratley, Heskey and Eidur. Bogdan looks to be moving to the Bin Dippers, Pratley and Eidur are holding out for more money and Heskey is the only one who sounds like he wants to sign.

Well done Plymouth, you are taking crap transfer threads to new depths. If we lose any more players you will have taken us to the same depth as the Mariana Trench. I hold you solely to blame. :spank:
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed May 27, 2015 7:41 pm

malcd1 wrote:So up to now, we have lost about 20 players and offered new contracts to Bogdan, Pratley, Heskey and Eidur. Bogdan looks to be moving to the Bin Dippers, Pratley and Eidur are holding out for more money and Heskey is the only one who sounds like he wants to sign.

Well done Plymouth, you have taking crap transfer threads to new depths. If we lose any more players you will have taken us to the same depth as the Mariana Trench. I hold you solely to blame. :spank:

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by jaffka » Wed May 27, 2015 9:20 pm

Bogdan to Liverpool? Would we get a training fee?

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu May 28, 2015 12:59 pm

Hull release six of their eight out of contract players and offer new deals to two. And who's one of the two? The hopeless shitcunt that is Alex Bruce. :roll:
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