2015 Ashes
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Re: 2015 Ashes
With Lyth, Bell and Root dismissed for a total of 2 runs in 8 balls, how we batted does not bear thinking about.Worthy4England wrote:From the minute they scored such a big total, it was always going to be about how we bat. We're clearly going to be chasing an unlikely total, so I really wouldn't expect to see any reverse sweeps etc...
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If we're to have any chance at all of saving this once they stick us back in, we need, for what would feel like the first time in a long time, not to be f*ck all for three 15 overs in.
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^^ Realistically, we'll need to be any-amount-for-none at the close.
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Pretty much. I reckon we could maybe get away with losing one but definitely no more. At least two of Lyth, Ballance and Bell need to step up, or all three if Cook can't repeat yesterday's efforts.
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Always liked Ian Bell but he's really lost his edge, has been doing for some time. I think he needs to go back and prove himself at county level and give somebody else a chance. Not sure who because I'm out of touch in that area. We sure need somebody like another Stokes.
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I really should pay more attention .... having been bowled out yesterday 250+ behind I assumed it was England who closed at 70-0 last night.
I hadn't realised we weren't made to follow on. Why ??
I hadn't realised we weren't made to follow on. Why ??
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Upside-downers have kindly declared so if we can get 500 plus .......
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Soft gets were worried their bowlers might get "tired":D!bobo the clown wrote:I really should pay more attention .... having been bowled out yesterday 250+ behind I assumed it was England who closed at 70-0 last night.
I hadn't realised we weren't made to follow on. Why ??
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The Aussies have shown that it's still a good batting deck four days in, and it's probable that there are a few in our middle order who are batting to save their test match careers.
Bell and Ballance, in particular, had better make the most of the opportunity and put up a fight.
Bell and Ballance, in particular, had better make the most of the opportunity and put up a fight.
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From the commentary....very positive..
"England still above the required rate of 3.35 runs per over. Nervy times now for Australia."

"England still above the required rate of 3.35 runs per over. Nervy times now for Australia."
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Kinell....what sort of opening batsman is Lyth? Top order and gets 7 runs off two innings?
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Jesus. Fecking ridiculous from Cook.
And Christ Bell nearly gone first ball.
And Christ Bell nearly gone first ball.
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Commentators are saying this is a good batting wicket. You really wouldn't think so. I think they mean for good batsmen.
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Well, to be quite honest ... who the fck is he ?TANGODANCER wrote:Kinell....what sort of opening batsman is Lyth? Top order and gets 7 runs off two innings?
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Oh dear.Prufrock wrote:If we're to have any chance at all of saving this once they stick us back in, we need, for what would feel like the first time in a long time, not to be f*ck all for three 15 overs in.
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I don't really know Bobo. He's in good company right now though. I'm beginning to get a slight feeling we might not win this.bobo the clown wrote:Well, to be quite honest ... who the fck is he ?TANGODANCER wrote:Kinell....what sort of opening batsman is Lyth? Top order and gets 7 runs off two innings?
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Oh fcuk off Bell. Get this over with!
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Good lord. That's embarrassing.
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.... well, it seems they aren't !!bobo the clown wrote:^^ well there's little option than to plan not to lose 20 wickets over 3 days. Top quality players set that simple target should be capable of doing it on a benign pitch.
Now we'll see if they are top quality players.
Quite disgraceful really.
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Re: 2015 Ashes
Day off, tomorrow for additional batting practice?
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