If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:54 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:So at what point do we sell Timmy? Now the bidding has opened snd his agent has whispered in his shell like that he could double his money, how long before another bid comes on and at what point do we get Bruce to instruct those Albanian blokes to valet his car for 3 quid prior to the journey south?
At what point? Any fcking point money is offered. We should throw in BWSA too as the Timmy appreciation society.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:59 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:So at what point do we sell Timmy? Now the bidding has opened snd his agent has whispered in his shell like that he could double his money, how long before another bid comes on and at what point do we get Bruce to instruct those Albanian blokes to valet his car for 3 quid prior to the journey south?
At what point? Any fcking point money is offered. We should throw in BWSA too as the Timmy appreciation society.
They can fck off unless they agree to take Trotter to. Nothing less will do.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by StaffsTrotter » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:02 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:So at what point do we sell Timmy? Now the bidding has opened snd his agent has whispered in his shell like that he could double his money, how long before another bid comes on and at what point do we get Bruce to instruct those Albanian blokes to valet his car for 3 quid prior to the journey south?
At what point? Any fcking point money is offered. We should throw in BWSA too as the Timmy appreciation society.
They can fck off unless they agree to take Trotter to. Nothing less will do.
is that what they call a BOGOF

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:13 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:So at what point do we sell Timmy? Now the bidding has opened snd his agent has whispered in his shell like that he could double his money, how long before another bid comes on and at what point do we get Bruce to instruct those Albanian blokes to valet his car for 3 quid prior to the journey south?
At what point? Any fcking point money is offered. We should throw in BWSA too as the Timmy appreciation society.
They can fck off unless they agree to take Trotter to. Nothing less will do.
Fair point, well made. Although I think Trotter will have his uses this season....


Every time we're discussing how shit our midfield are and couldn't possibly get any worse if we rolled out our respective grannies, all we need do is give the fcuker a game, to remind us that yes, it couls get even worse.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Enoch » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:20 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:So at what point do we sell Timmy? Now the bidding has opened snd his agent has whispered in his shell like that he could double his money, how long before another bid comes on and at what point do we get Bruce to instruct those Albanian blokes to valet his car for 3 quid prior to the journey south?
At what point? Any fcking point money is offered. We should throw in BWSA too as the Timmy appreciation society.
They can fck off unless they agree to take Trotter to. Nothing less will do.
Fair point, well made. Although I think Trotter will have his uses this season....


Every time we're discussing how shit our midfield are and couldn't possibly get any worse if we rolled out our respective grannies, all we need do is give the fcuker a game, to remind us that yes, it couls get even worse.
It's his year.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by thebish » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:28 pm

StaffsTrotter wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:So at what point do we sell Timmy? Now the bidding has opened snd his agent has whispered in his shell like that he could double his money, how long before another bid comes on and at what point do we get Bruce to instruct those Albanian blokes to valet his car for 3 quid prior to the journey south?
At what point? Any fcking point money is offered. We should throw in BWSA too as the Timmy appreciation society.
They can fck off unless they agree to take Trotter to. Nothing less will do.
is that what they call a BOGOF
Buy One Get One Fridge?? :conf:

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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:34 pm

Enoch wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:So at what point do we sell Timmy? Now the bidding has opened snd his agent has whispered in his shell like that he could double his money, how long before another bid comes on and at what point do we get Bruce to instruct those Albanian blokes to valet his car for 3 quid prior to the journey south?
At what point? Any fcking point money is offered. We should throw in BWSA too as the Timmy appreciation society.
They can fck off unless they agree to take Trotter to. Nothing less will do.
Fair point, well made. Although I think Trotter will have his uses this season....


Every time we're discussing how shit our midfield are and couldn't possibly get any worse if we rolled out our respective grannies, all we need do is give the fcuker a game, to remind us that yes, it couls get even worse.
It's his year.
The two things aren't mutually exclusive... :-)

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Enoch » Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:16 am

This fella John Cross is a sharp lad. Not much gets past him!
But Nolan's £50,000-a-week wages could be a stumbling block

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Post by ChrisC » Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:29 am

This Nolan link is spreading like wild fire.

It can't be true can it? Can't see West Ham paying around 40k and us the other 10.

Would love him back though. Come home Kev!!

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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:46 am

ChrisC wrote:This Nolan link is spreading like wild fire.

It can't be true can it? Can't see West Ham paying around 40k and us the other 10.

Would love him back though. Come home Kev!!

oh - yeah - totally forgot about that rumour - it did go very quiet!

is the injection of pace Lenny is after? :D

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:58 am

Another midfielder??! We need a centre half!!!
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:43 am

Thats where Nolan started

Til Allardyce realised he couldn't head the ball
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by jonnycooper » Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:32 am

Little Green Man wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Not many granted, but a whole lot better than we usually get from our strikers
In the three seasons since we dropped to the second tier the top goalscorer is Chris Eagles with a grand total of 13. N'gog is second on the list with 11. :hang:
I,d take Eagles back right now,as the position we,re in(and him)also.Would allow us to take him on for peanuts!! He was playing for Blackpool last season for 2 sticks of kiss-me-quick Rock and a toffee apple per week!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by jonnycooper » Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:34 am

ChrisC wrote:This Nolan link is spreading like wild fire.

It can't be true can it? Can't see West Ham paying around 49k and us the other 1.

Would love him back though. Come home Kev!!
There!! Fixed :grin:

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Little Green Man » Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:57 am

Wilson has signed a two year deal with Heskey and Dobbie getting one year each.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Aug 05, 2015 11:12 am

I'd rather have Eagles back than Nolan

We've got a million midfielders and two wingers, one of which (Clayton) isn't really a winger

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Aug 05, 2015 11:29 am

Eagles can rot, for me

And I was a fan
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by StaffsTrotter » Wed Aug 05, 2015 11:33 am

wilson dobbie and heskey deals done. Just in time for the big KO - wonder whether we have been paying them for preseason ? anybody know how it works

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Aug 05, 2015 11:37 am

Squad numbers 2 and 9 not allocated. It's Greatar Steinnson and Kev Davies I tells yer. :wink:
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Post by Enoch » Wed Aug 05, 2015 11:56 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:I'd rather have Eagles back than Nolan
I can see him fitting right in with Lennon's style of management!

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