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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:33 am

Apparently the earliest the 4th and 5th wickets have fallen in any test match.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:35 am

I was getting worried there hadn't been a wicket in a while.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:37 am

What's the world record for lowest all-out by a national side? Could this be it?
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:39 am

Extras are Aussies' top scorer with 12 :lol:.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:39 am

TANGODANCER wrote:What's the world record for lowest all-out by a national side? Could this be it?
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:39 am

We need to get Clarke out. He's on 10, the cockey git. :)
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:40 am

29-6 Broad has 5 for 6!! :shock:
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:40 am

That'll be the quickest five-fer in test cricket. 19 balls.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:41 am

SIX! Clarke gone!
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:42 am

Bastard Clarke is in double figures! Is what I was just about to post...
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:42 am

Burnden Paddock wrote:29-6 Broad has 5 for 6!! :shock:
5 for 10 it turns out. Expensive.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:47 am

Prufrock wrote:
Burnden Paddock wrote:29-6 Broad has 5 for 6!! :shock:
5 for 10 it turns out. Expensive.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:53 am

Boycott has just announced that Broad has won the test "it's over".

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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bijou Bob » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:54 am

7!!!!! 33 for 7.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Burnden Paddock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:54 am

Finn strikes. 7 Down!
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bijou Bob » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:55 am

.......and the quickest 5 wickets since 1947.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by jaffka » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:55 am

Finn hits the off stump. Fer seven
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Burnden Paddock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:56 am

Australia's lowest ever Ashes score is 36. It's doable!
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:03 pm

Six slips in for Starc there :lol:!
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:03 pm

The only thing that could possibly make this better is if Johnson retires hurt after taking a short one to the bridge of his beak. The c*nt! :)
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