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Lost Leopard Spot · Post by **Lost Leopard Spot** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:14 am

Enoch wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
William the White wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Masson Mills Shopping Village has had Christmas decorations up for over three weeks now.
Last night in the Fishpond pub was a group booking for a 'Christmas wreathe making class'
Invitations to our works Christmas meal (which will take place in Nofeckinvember) was emailed out six weeks ago.
Devon is obviously more traditional than Derbyshire.
Fair do's. If they are slow learners it could easily take a couple of months to learn to make a wreathe, so best to start lessons now.
Wreath as a noun has no 'e' on the end. Sorry - I get irritated at trivial things the day after a stupid defeat...
Soz. (I realise one actually spells it sorry, but hey hoe*) (*PS note the '...' - that's because I was quoting what was on the reservation notices plonked all over the tables. But to make up for it you can have a go at the added e on the ho - that's all my own doing )
You can be so very understanding and obliging.

I do my beste

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:45 am

Half term next week - you folks with young brats got owt going on?

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:09 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Half term next week - you folks with young brats got owt going on?

Suggest you pack ski gear if off out

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:54 pm

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... i-doll-sue" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Not stopped laughing yet!

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:09 am

Hoboh wrote:http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... i-doll-sue

Not stopped laughing yet!

What? I'm not even sure it looks anything like him. Beyond the fact it is a tall, blonde German man. And if for some unknown reason you had to make a Nazi soldier doll, would that not be pretty much what everyone would think of?

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:51 am

May I take the opportunity to remind all forum members, it is fast approaching the time to look after our little feathered friends so put out a bit of grub, they appreciate it.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 1:42 pm

Hoboh wrote:May I take the opportunity to remind all forum members, it is fast approaching the time to look after our little feathered friends so put out a bit of grub, they appreciate it.

How do we differentiate between the indigenous ones enjoying their rightful feed, and the freeloading foreign 4uckers though?

I'm getting a cat!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Hoboh wrote:May I take the opportunity to remind all forum members, it is fast approaching the time to look after our little feathered friends so put out a bit of grub, they appreciate it.
How do we differentiate between the indigenous ones enjoying their rightful feed, and the freeloading foreign 4uckers though?
I'm getting a cat!

Easy, the immigrants aren't on Twitter.....

Lost Leopard Spot · Post by **Lost Leopard Spot** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:36 pm

Just seen a huge limo with blacked out windows and police outriders with flashing blue lights cruise past doing 30mph heading south on the A6. Wonder who the fxck that was. Chief Hob Nob of all China was in Manchester today but surely he'd go by helicopter, or at least have a cavalcade of arselickers in tow.

wigan white · Post by **wigan white** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:47 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Just seen a huge limo with blacked out windows and police outriders with flashing blue lights cruise past doing 30mph heading south on the A6. Wonder who the fxck that was. Chief Hob Nob of all China was in Manchester today but surely he'd go by helicopter, or at least have a cavalcade of arselickers in tow.

It was Plymouth, in celebration of us actually signing somebody in his transfer thread

wigan white · Post by **wigan white** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:50 pm

Just walked into Bolton centre to get some lunch and only just realized that Waterstones is now an Estate Agents????? WTF?? I work in the town centre and never even noticed Waterstones had shut down???

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:48 pm

wigan white wrote:Just walked into Bolton centre to get some lunch and only just realized that Waterstones is now an Estate Agents????? WTF?? I work in the town centre and never even noticed Waterstones had shut down???

Pick your head up

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:47 pm

Hoboh wrote:
wigan white wrote:Just walked into Bolton centre to get some lunch and only just realized that Waterstones is now an Estate Agents????? WTF?? I work in the town centre and never even noticed Waterstones had shut down???
Pick your head up

They just don't read enough, young 'uns these days.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:28 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Just seen a huge limo with blacked out windows and police outriders with flashing blue lights cruise past doing 30mph heading south on the A6. Wonder who the fxck that was. Chief Hob Nob of all China was in Manchester today but surely he'd go by helicopter, or at least have a cavalcade of arselickers in tow.

Was driving into Dudley once as Big Dave's motorcade was being whisked out. The Police motorbike bods' synched operation to get it through unhindered was one of the most impressive things I think I've ever seen.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:32 pm

That's the sort of taxpayer funded service I want when I have a tight schedule...Not noticed either of the fcking main parties offering to fund it though...

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:50 pm

Worthy4England wrote:That's the sort of taxpayer funded service I want when I have a tight schedule...Not noticed either of the fcking main parties offering to fund it though...

That's what I found to be one of the more impressive points - I wasn't delayed for more than 30 seconds. I mustn't be as important as you then.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:46 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:That's the sort of taxpayer funded service I want when I have a tight schedule...Not noticed either of the fcking main parties offering to fund it though...
That's what I found to be one of the more impressive points - I wasn't delayed for more than 30 seconds. I mustn't be as important as you then.

You know what a man like me can manage to accomplish in 30 seconds?

Enoch · Post by **Enoch** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:58 am

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:That's the sort of taxpayer funded service I want when I have a tight schedule...Not noticed either of the fcking main parties offering to fund it though...
That's what I found to be one of the more impressive points - I wasn't delayed for more than 30 seconds. I mustn't be as important as you then.
You know what a man like me can manage to accomplish in 30 seconds?

None of my kids took less than an hour in the creation.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:02 pm

Did you make them in a cauldron or summat?

Beefheart · Post by **Beefheart** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:29 pm

wigan white wrote:Just walked into Bolton centre to get some lunch and only just realized that Waterstones is now an Estate Agents????? WTF?? I work in the town centre and never even noticed Waterstones had shut down???

Are you sure? I'm sure it was still a Waterstones about a week ago.

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