Today I'm angry about.....

[Bijou Bob]

Patients. I'm angry about patients. Not ordinary folk who need help in an NHS that is at breaking point. No, I'm talking about the likes of 2 I had yesterday, one of whom kicked off and got abusive when I discharged him because, and I quote, "If I'm not under the mental elf, I'll lose me benefits" and the other who screamed at me that "I'm entitled to a feckin service, so you will see me". Neither have worked a day in the last ten years, both are perfectly capable of holding down a job. I'm discharging lazy feckers at the moment at a faster rate than The Clown sacks scousers.

[Bruce Rioja]

^^ Create a free resource and you create unlimited demand.

[bobo the clown]

Patients. I'm angry about patients. Not ordinary folk who need help in an NHS that is at breaking point. No, I'm talking about the likes of 2 I had yesterday, one of whom kicked off and got abusive when I discharged him because, and I quote, "If I'm not under the mental elf, I'll lose me benefits" and the other who screamed at me that "I'm entitled to a feckin service, so you will see me". Neither have worked a day in the last ten years, both are perfectly capable of holding down a job. I'm discharging lazy feckers at the moment at a faster rate than The Clown sacks scousers.

Bravo !!

[wigan white]

Work X-mas do today, should have been next Friday but miserable feckers in the office didn't want to have it on "mad Friday" even though most of them go straight home after the meal, well its been brought forward to today but I've got my kids tonight so can't make the meal (which has gone from Bowling and proper Xmas meal at Middlebrook then into Bolton on the lash to a tapas in Bolton), I've arranged babysitters and lifts into Bolton and all that gubbins so I can come out to meet up with everybody later on for drinks. Just got in the office to find that the latest people are stopping out til is 7pm and considering I can only get back into Bolton for 5.30pm, then whats the fecking point!!!!!!!
Bunch of miserable fecking scrooges mean I've now no xmas do

[Worthy4England]

Work X-mas do today, should have been next Friday but miserable feckers in the office didn't want to have it on "mad Friday" even though most of them go straight home after the meal, well its been brought forward to today but I've got my kids tonight so can't make the meal (which has gone from Bowling and proper Xmas meal at Middlebrook then into Bolton on the lash to a tapas in Bolton), I've arranged babysitters and lifts into Bolton and all that gubbins so I can come out to meet up with everybody later on for drinks. Just got in the office to find that the latest people are stopping out til is 7pm and considering I can only get back into Bolton for 5.30pm, then whats the fecking point!!!!!!!
Bunch of miserable fecking scrooges mean I've now no xmas do

Wear silly hat. Head for nearest pub on yer tod. Say Yo ho ho a couple of times, it'll be reet.

(Not that they're whispering about you or owt, but they told me it was back on for Middlebrook)

[wigan white]

Work X-mas do today, should have been next Friday but miserable feckers in the office didn't want to have it on "mad Friday" even though most of them go straight home after the meal, well its been brought forward to today but I've got my kids tonight so can't make the meal (which has gone from Bowling and proper Xmas meal at Middlebrook then into Bolton on the lash to a tapas in Bolton), I've arranged babysitters and lifts into Bolton and all that gubbins so I can come out to meet up with everybody later on for drinks. Just got in the office to find that the latest people are stopping out til is 7pm and considering I can only get back into Bolton for 5.30pm, then whats the fecking point!!!!!!!
Bunch of miserable fecking scrooges mean I've now no xmas do

Wear silly hat. Head for nearest pub on yer tod. Say Yo ho ho a couple of times, it'll be reet.

(Not that they're whispering about you or owt, but they told me it was back on for Middlebrook)

Would that not make me a pirate, you cheeky barsteward

[Bijou Bob]

Work X-mas do today, should have been next Friday but miserable feckers in the office didn't want to have it on "mad Friday" even though most of them go straight home after the meal, well its been brought forward to today but I've got my kids tonight so can't make the meal (which has gone from Bowling and proper Xmas meal at Middlebrook then into Bolton on the lash to a tapas in Bolton), I've arranged babysitters and lifts into Bolton and all that gubbins so I can come out to meet up with everybody later on for drinks. Just got in the office to find that the latest people are stopping out til is 7pm and considering I can only get back into Bolton for 5.30pm, then whats the fecking point!!!!!!!
Bunch of miserable fecking scrooges mean I've now no xmas do

You work for HMRC, surely that's a given?!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Since when did BA become Ryanair? I normally avoid BA, but circumstances dictated booking with them for a trip to the UK next year. £160 to choose my seats That's on top of business class fare, the robbing bastards

[Beefheart]

Actual grown-ups who say 'Christmas Eve Eve' instead of 'Wednesday'.

[CrazyHorse]

I think you'll find it's boxing day eve eve eve.

[thebish]

^^ Create a free resource and you create unlimited demand.

hmmm... what if you set up a market stall and offered Trotter for free? unlimited demand??

[bobo the clown]

^^ Create a free resource and you create unlimited demand.

hmmm... what if you set up a market stall and offered Trotter for free? unlimited demand??

Well .... now you're just being fckg stupid !

[thebish]

I think you'll find it's boxing day eve eve eve.

nahh today is Christmas Adam - tomorrow is Christmas Eve...

[boltonboris]

Work X-mas do today, should have been next Friday but miserable feckers in the office didn't want to have it on "mad Friday" even though most of them go straight home after the meal, well its been brought forward to today but I've got my kids tonight so can't make the meal (which has gone from Bowling and proper Xmas meal at Middlebrook then into Bolton on the lash to a tapas in Bolton), I've arranged babysitters and lifts into Bolton and all that gubbins so I can come out to meet up with everybody later on for drinks. Just got in the office to find that the latest people are stopping out til is 7pm and considering I can only get back into Bolton for 5.30pm, then whats the fecking point!!!!!!!
Bunch of miserable fecking scrooges mean I've now no xmas do

If it's any consolation ours was on Friday and I got absolutely fvckin annihilated, rolled in at 3.30am and didn't have a hangover for the match (probably because I puked up in the Radisson bogs, but that's by the by)

[Bruce Rioja]

Work X-mas do today, should have been next Friday but miserable feckers in the office didn't want to have it on "mad Friday" even though most of them go straight home after the meal, well its been brought forward to today but I've got my kids tonight so can't make the meal (which has gone from Bowling and proper Xmas meal at Middlebrook then into Bolton on the lash to a tapas in Bolton), I've arranged babysitters and lifts into Bolton and all that gubbins so I can come out to meet up with everybody later on for drinks. Just got in the office to find that the latest people are stopping out til is 7pm and considering I can only get back into Bolton for 5.30pm, then whats the fecking point!!!!!!!
Bunch of miserable fecking scrooges mean I've now no xmas do

If it's any consolation ours was on Friday and I got absolutely fvckin annihilated, rolled in at 3.30am and didn't have a hangover for the match (probably because I puked up in the Radisson bogs, but that's by the by)

As befits the club and its current circumstances, friends of mine went to their works do at The Macron on Friday. £40 a skull for dinner, wine and 'The Best Take That Tribute Band Around'. The meal was disgusting (one slice of turkey, one potato and a plateful of sprouts, all poorly cooked and served lukewarm) no wine and the band had been replaced by a bloke singing Rockabilly, and a DJ playing 'Amarillo' type songs. They left a 21:30 feeling both disgusted and short-changed..

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Sellotape! Whenever I use it I carefully turn down a piece on itself to leave a little tab.
Whenever the missus uses it I have to spend half a fxcking day trying to find the end bit. FXCK, just turn the fxcker over on itself by just an incywincy bit you tw*t
(I can see why there's more divorces just after Christmas).

[Bruce Rioja]

Sellotape! Whenever I use it I carefully turn down a piece on itself to leave a little tab.
Whenever the missus uses it I have to spend half a fxcking day trying to find the end bit. FXCK, just turn the fxcker over on itself by just an incywincy bit you tw*t
(I can see why there's more divorces just after Christmas).

See, your OCD means that you'll never truly appreciate the euphoric moment at which one locates the end of the Sellotape. One has to place the roll over the first and forefinger and rotate the roll in a clockwise direction with your thumbnail resting gently against the periphery. Invariably you'll find that you're rotating 'with the tape'. This means that you had a 50% chance of getting this right, but failed. See also, putting USB leads in the right way up and selecting the correct door key when it's pissing it down. Now, turn the roll around and repeat until your nail end, now going 'against the tape' clicks and meets Sellotape Heaven.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

^ pre-feck*-cisely! All avoidable if using the OCD tabbed methodology

[thebish]

a man who can be arsed folding over tabs of sellotape is a man who is tired of life....

[malcd1]

Sellotape! Whenever I use it I carefully turn down a piece on itself to leave a little tab.
Whenever the missus uses it I have to spend half a fxcking day trying to find the end bit. FXCK, just turn the fxcker over on itself by just an incywincy bit you tw*t
(I can see why there's more divorces just after Christmas).

Buy one of these you tight sod.

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