The Charlton thread. - Charlton (A) 15/12/15

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

25 seconds:

Ademola Lookman (Charlton Athletic) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Ricardo Vaz Te.

[TANGODANCER]

You might think I was joking, well it wasn't actually Vaz Te, he just set it up, but Speaing got caught in possesion and we'are 0-1 down. Evening all.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You aren't?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I hadn't even stood up
I hadn't even wedged a bone in me dog's mouth
I hadn't even chosen in my my mind's eye which bottle I was going to crack open
All I can say is Hesley, Lawnmowers - You Know Who You Are.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

No, and here tis: https://vine.co/v/imi9i2KLvEi" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[jonnycooper]

Ffs


! Some one out!

[TANGODANCER]

Here we go and we get a free kick. Spearing....who?...takes it and....and....Prince volleys it for a goal kick. "Just when you thought you'd seen it all" says mic man. Throw us. Holding, Feeney and....well, goal kick. Heskey loses out to Jackson and they clear. Davies, Clough......slipped. Throw us again. Moxey. And....Heskey, Vela, them, Spearing . some chat from mic men about nowt then, throw them, we get it and Vela assaults an Addick. They come and.....Amos dives on it...luckily. Spearing again. Moxey, wins a free kick. Vela got away with no card for his foul. And....cleared, Prince, Wheater, clough and a throw them.

[Lord Kangana]

Hesley

Shouldn't this be gracing your wonderful transfer thread?

[TANGODANCER]

And.....throw them but Wheats clears. Now a throw us and Moxey again. And....back and forth before Holding sets off and perseveres but they clear again. Head tennis a bit and then we go with Spearing and get a throw well down. All resultsi n a goal kick them. Mic man reminisces about owt and nowt then reminds us about that 26 second goal. Thanks. Clough goes, but Feeney can't control it. Two throws to them and .....and....Spearing loses out again and.....then chops an Addick to no penalty. We get a goal kick after some to and fro and Vela finds Clough, Heskey does well, Clough feeds Feeney and the shop is deflected over for a corner us. And......Prince's header hits the keeper and we get another corner and...a scramble ends in a goal kick.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Vaz Te's wearing No.2.

Not right in the head, that lad.

[LeverEnd]

No, and here tis: https://vine.co/v/imi9i2KLvEi" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I see that vine spared Spearing's blushes. I said he'd have his work cut out....

[plymouth wanderer]

fecking marking was disgusting! Deserve everything we got! Johan mallby please come back. Work for free

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Skybod on our response: "Bags of spirit but like the rest of their season, just not good enough in front of goal."

[TANGODANCER]

Holding clears up and they win a free after a bit of a tussle with Clough. Mic amn reminds us about 26 seconds. Almost forgot about that. Feeney, Davies, Moxey....Vela, Moxey and.....Vela hits the deck. Clough no, Moxey, Vela, well blocked after a shot on target. Wheater, Feeney and some back and forth. Anthony Axford sets us off with some good wood, and then they get a goal kick. Throw, Wheater and Prince does well as they visit ending in a Wigan from Goodman. Some mither about other teams and then....any minute now.....throw, cleared, Amos wallops. Clough wins a free kick and Heskey hits the deck after a head bang with an Addick. And....

[TANGODANCER]

Price slides in and saves a break. Long free kick from their keeper and Prince, Feeney, them and a throw to us. Much ado about nowt right now before Moxey does well but they clear. Moxey chops an Addick and they get a free kick. Ref decides not to give any Christmas cards. It's 2-0......Luckman again

[TonyDomingos]

Don't harbour any hopes of a famous comeback. This is a team that is well beaten.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Sorry, didn't get a Vine of that one. But it was just as shambolic as the first.

(Didn't get to my phone in time 'cos I was playing my guitar. As it happened, as they scored their second I was singing ""Cos this time could mean goodbye." Make of that what you will.)

[thebish]

Anthony Axford and Wayne Walker not mentioned yet, but all else seems in position. Wait, Axfords have arrived.
Readee, steadee...Go....We kick off....Vaz Te scores in 26 seconds....

that has to be the fastest Tango commentary goal EVER!!

I think that should be framed!

[TANGODANCER]

We got nutmegged by a back heel and we now need three goals to change anything. Mention of three hundred poor and brave Whites supporters who deserve better than this. COME ON YOU WHITES....BUCK UP..
.. Desperate times for us now. Don't buckle lads. Fight back. Throw us and....Feeney, Wheater, throw us and they clear. Vaz Te having plenty mention but Davies sets us off. Long throw us....keeper gets. We need a small, no make that a large slice of miracle pie about now.

[CrazyHorse]

Dunno why folk are fearing the end of BWFC because putting us out of our misery would be the humane thing to do.