The athletics/running thread

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Breakfast first Worthy...unless it's raining of course.

I was doing that one as I typed.

Carry on old chap, carry on

[Burnden Paddock]

Breakfast first Worthy...unless it's raining of course.

Don't you fecking start!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Breakfast first Worthy...unless it's raining of course.

Don't you fecking start!

Touchy

It was actually that I don't leave the house when it rains. Mainly because it rains mud here and most importantly they're lunatics and It's well risky on the roads

[Bruce Rioja]

I must confess to being the current holder of the Sugar Ray Trophy. I pulled up at Leverhulme Park yesterday, it was fecking bouncing and the track alone was under an inch of water, it even had had the floodlights on. Everyone there was warming up in waterproofs and I was in a cotton t-shirt. I thought 'feck this' and went and ran 5K in the gym instead.

[Gary the Enfield]

So how many of you hydro-phobic wankers (to a man) can I expect to see playing out on Saturday?

[Burnden Paddock]

So how many of you hydro-phobic wankers (to a man) can I expect to see playing out on Saturday?

I'll be there but won't be running. My luvverly physio has told me that I can do a short run tomorrow, which I am rather pleased about. I'm only in it for the breakfast though, not to see you wankers. I hereby promise that there will not be a brolly in sight. Its in LE's car.

[Bruce Rioja]

So how many of you hydro-phobic wankers (to a man) can I expect to see playing out on Saturday?

I'll be there but won't be running. My luvverly physio has told me that I can do a short run tomorrow, which I am rather pleased about. I'm only in it for the breakfast though, not to see you wankers. I hereby promise that there will not be a brolly in sight. Its in LE's car.

Having immersed myself in a suitable fluorocarbon beforehand, I'll be there. I'll be there for brekkie too. I may well finish the run last between us all, but I'll take the fecking lot of you on at eating sausages #eightsausagesaturday Bring your mates and bring your fecking dinner

[Prufrock]

5k inc. massive bastards hill in 22.41. I *think* the fastest I've ever done that route. Off to the pub to celebrate!

[Harry Genshaw]

More than likely I'll be there unless the weather suggests it will be called off. Theres a xc at Heaton Park in the afternoon.

It'll be worth being there though, just to kick Rioja's ar5e in the sausage challenge!

[Burnden Paddock]

More than likely I'll be there unless the weather suggests it will be called off. Theres a xc at Heaton Park in the afternoon.

It'll be worth being there though, just to kick Rioja's ar5e in the sausage challenge!

You won't fecking melt. Sorry, i'm just trying to deflect weather related insults away from myself!

[Harry Genshaw]

More than likely I'll be there unless the weather suggests it will be called off. Theres a xc at Heaton Park in the afternoon.

It'll be worth being there though, just to kick Rioja's ar5e in the sausage challenge!

You won't fecking melt. Sorry, i'm just trying to deflect weather related insults away from myself!

if its on I'll likely be there, but whereas a bit of frost can mean park run is cancelled I've yet to see the weather get bad enough for xc to be called off!

[Bruce Rioja]

5k inc. massive bastards hill in 22.41. I *think* the fastest I've ever done that route. Off to the pub to celebrate!

We don't believe you. See you on Satdi.

[Burnden Paddock]

This week's Parkrun has been cancelled due to the icy conditions on the course.

[Bruce Rioja]

This week's Parkrun has been cancelled due to the icy conditions on the course.

Your rain dances actually worked then? Remarkable.

[Burnden Paddock]

This week's Parkrun has been cancelled due to the icy conditions on the course.

Your rain dances actually worked then? Remarkable.

I was looking forward to breakfast!

[Bruce Rioja]

This week's Parkrun has been cancelled due to the icy conditions on the course.

Your rain dances actually worked then? Remarkable.

I was looking forward to breakfast!

It won't be raining in The Ainsworth, we could do that after I've been to the gym and you've got up

[Burnden Paddock]

This week's Parkrun has been cancelled due to the icy conditions on the course.

Your rain dances actually worked then? Remarkable.

I was looking forward to breakfast!

It won't be raining in The Ainsworth, we could do that after I've been to the gym and you've got up

Already agreed to go to my mother in law's to do some decorating in the morning. Next week!

[Gary the Enfield]

Just seen this.

Cock and balls!

[Gary the Enfield]

Just seen this.

Cock and balls!

Panic ye not. 3 miles round Rivington and Liverpool Castle. Bloody soft you lot.

[Bruce Rioja]

Just seen this.

Cock and balls!

Panic ye not. 3 miles round Rivington and Liverpool Castle. Bloody soft you lot.

5K round Harwood. You want to get some steep hills in your run, mate.

It was tricky but to be honest I think that they were way hasty in calling the PR off last night.