More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1

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Re: More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1

Post by jonnycooper » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:27 pm

jmjhb wrote:https://vine.co/v/iMdMPL0hHZu

Wednesday's goal. Amos should have saved that
Fixed it for you! :whack: No thanks required!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:30 pm

Madine? Did it hit the c*nt on the way in?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:32 pm

Free us for offside as Holding gets the plaudits from mic man. Now then, Bannon gets a Silva cross and eventually we get forth again. Feeney gets slotted and we get the free. And....cleared....them...us....Moxey wins a throw in a forward place and....they clear, we reclaim.......and....another free in a good position and....three mins extra and.....and.....and.....and....hits the wall and Pratley offside as we scramble back and.....Hooper lashes one over from a Forestieri set up. Silva, Feeney, Holding......they defend and Bannon comes again. Hooper decks Moxey in our area and....it's 1-1 as the whistle goes.
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Post by twilight » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Madine? Did it hit the c*nt on the way in?

Yep! how did you guess :) "assisted" by the able Trotter!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:35 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Madine? Did it hit the c*nt on the way in?

Yep! how did you guess :) "assisted" by the able Trotter!
It's like a boxer's lucky punch, only less lucky! ;)
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Post by twilight » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:39 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Madine? Did it hit the c*nt on the way in?

Yep! how did you guess :) "assisted" by the able Trotter!
It's like a boxer's lucky punch, only less lucky! ;)
Ha! I might be doing the goal machine a slight disservice but it did hit him and it went in. Don't think he'd realised what he'd done :D

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Post by Enoch » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:40 pm

What c*nt lent that c*nt Trotter to Forest?

He's ace!

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:42 pm

Enoch wrote:What c*nt lent that c*nt Trotter to Forest?

He's ace!

Was my thread that brought him back.....Honest! :D
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Post by twilight » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:42 pm

Enoch wrote:What c*nt lent that c*nt Trotter to Forest?

He's ace!
Don't get too confident...he's only played 45 minutes!

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:42 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Madine? Did it hit the c*nt on the way in?
Yes. Yes It did. Literally!

Missed the first goal as we were eating our chips outside. Goal Machine to the rescue though! :pissed:

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:52 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Madine? Did it hit the c*nt on the way in?
Yes. Yes It did. Literally!

Missed the first goal as we were eating our chips outside. Goal Machine to the rescue though! :pissed:
Are there many Wanderers there BP or is it just you two? :D
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:54 pm

Act Two, Scene One. Owls sit waiting on branches as Wanderers look to attack. An archer fires a blazing arrow into the night sky, a thunderous roar rents the air and......a whistle blows...we wait whilst a friendly electric company tells us how kind to us they are, somebody tiles a bathroom, lags a boiler and....away we go. Axfords are good for wood.

And...a forty-five minute battle in view and mic men make noises about winning the game and the points. No changes announced and some chat about Hoopers fitness. We'll get to it in a minute, Moxey sends one forth but it goes out for a goal kick. Bit of dispute about a foul that becomes a goal kick to our advantage. Dervite nods one out for a throw and then we have a goal kick as their player bundles it out clumsily. Amos clothers, Dervite nods, it ends out foe throw to them. Madine gets good words again and....Feeney's cross is grabbed by the keeper. Vela gets caught but we reclaim. Vela gets away with one and we get a free for a hack on Trotter. And.....we are offside.

Some news about this and that before Bannon tries again. Hunt, Forrestieri tries another long-ranger but to no avail. They.arrive in a hurry and it's 2-1.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:55 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
Enoch wrote:What c*nt lent that c*nt Trotter to Forest?

He's ace!

Was my thread that brought him back.....Honest! :D
You lying shitbag you :shock:
(pssst, by the way, I had an Ipswitchite on earlier, I bet you didn't get foreigners visiting your transfer thread, :wink: )
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Post by twilight » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:55 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Madine? Did it hit the c*nt on the way in?
Yes. Yes It did. Literally!

Missed the first goal as we were eating our chips outside. Goal Machine to the rescue though! :pissed:
Are there many Wanderers there BP or is it just you two? :D
looks at least 400 there

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:56 pm

Two fxcking One. Bollox.
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Post by twilight » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:57 pm

What does Lennon bloody say at half time? it's obviously nothing positive!!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:59 pm

twilight wrote:What does Lennon bloody say at half time? it's obviously nothing positive!!
I imagine he points out what useless tossers they are, and then intimates they might get stabbed, then tells them it won't be by him.
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Post by TonyDomingos » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:01 pm

#BWFC should be level as Gary Madine heads straight at Joe Wildsmith from close-range at the far post. (53) 2-1 #SHWvBOL
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:01 pm

Hooper makes his presence felt as a swift attack leads to a goal and......Madine misses badly from a Trotter flick off a Silva cross. Should have been a cert claim the mic-men. We really do get the chances, but we should nail them and....Lennon urging the troops on. They fly in again as Silva gets a caning for a daft back-heel. Now than.....and the keeper punches one away as Madine races in.....Us, them, Silva and we get a free, Pratley goes but Dervite gets his ears burnt for a daft challenge and a free to them. We go again and...Feeney and....he wins a throw. Feeney working hard says mic man as Pratley goes,Moxey, Silva, Holding, Feeney and......Trotter is offside. Hectic start.
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Re: More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1

Post by plymouth wanderer » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:04 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
plymouth wanderer wrote:
Enoch wrote:What c*nt lent that c*nt Trotter to Forest?

He's ace!

Was my thread that brought him back.....Honest! :D
You lying shitbag you :shock:
(pssst, by the way, I had an Ipswitchite on earlier, I bet you didn't get foreigners visiting your transfer thread, :wink: )

2-1 damn

Yeah you're right LLS it was your thread! bastard :D
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