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It may be an un-PC thing to say, but that line about you losing respect for him for going out on the town is the single gayest thing i've heard in a long time.H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low. The article below seems to hint he's saying it's a case of mistaken identity.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22666524/
Regardless of what happened, Klasnic has a wife (who he owes his current job to, BTW) and a three year old and ONE F***ING KIDNEY. The only thing he should be doing at night is changing diapers and sleeping. The stories about him going out on the town with Holden have made me lose a lot of respect for him.
But i'm sure he won't lose any sleep over it. Probably lose more over the fact that some people think all this is an excuse for further character assassination by association...i mean fancy, going out, on the town, with a friend. The monster.
He should be at home with his 3 year old baby...that incidentally is usually asleep from the hours of around 8pm til 7am, like most kids of their age, so if he's waiting around at home to change its nappy (on a 3 year old?) he'll have a long wait, but yeah best he stays in the house and awake all night just in case.
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I think this line incorporates non-famous people.Armchair Wanderer wrote:How long does it normally take for non-famous people?finlayson wrote:Right, so what evidence will they have on 1st of Feb next year that they don't have already?
It's disgraceful that someone can have something like this hanging over them for so long.
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What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?

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Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
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Baby Elephant??thebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.

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Would you rape a baby elephant?boltonboris wrote:Baby Elephant??thebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
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Depends.. Boy or Girl?Randy Watson wrote:Would you rape a baby elephant?boltonboris wrote:Baby Elephant??thebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"
Homophobe.boltonboris wrote:Depends.. Boy or Girl?Randy Watson wrote:Would you rape a baby elephant?boltonboris wrote:Baby Elephant??thebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
If it's Sheffield United we probably get sued for £30millionRandy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?

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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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I recall Alan Pardew, on MOTD not long ago, refering to a player as getting "raped" after being tackled from behindthebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
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you're adopting alan pardew as your linguistic advisor?Randy Watson wrote:I recall Alan Pardew, on MOTD not long ago, refering to a player as getting "raped" after being tackled from behindthebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
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Well that's fine, just leave the wife with the baby while you go out and party. Not what I personally would do but to each his own.ohjimmyjimmy wrote:It may be an un-PC thing to say, but that line about you losing respect for him for going out on the town is the single gayest thing i've heard in a long time.H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low. The article below seems to hint he's saying it's a case of mistaken identity.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22666524/
Regardless of what happened, Klasnic has a wife (who he owes his current job to, BTW) and a three year old and ONE F***ING KIDNEY. The only thing he should be doing at night is changing diapers and sleeping. The stories about him going out on the town with Holden have made me lose a lot of respect for him.
But i'm sure he won't lose any sleep over it. Probably lose more over the fact that some people think all this is an excuse for further character assassination by association...i mean fancy, going out, on the town, with a friend. The monster.
He should be at home with his 3 year old baby...that incidentally is usually asleep from the hours of around 8pm til 7am, like most kids of their age, so if he's waiting around at home to change its nappy (on a 3 year old?) he'll have a long wait, but yeah best he stays in the house and awake all night just in case.
Really though, if I had cheated death not once but twice I don't think I'd be using my dad's kidney in that fashion.
Maybe his dad gave it him so he could live a normal life. Maybe in fact they have had a conversation about it! This is going a bit Dunblane survivors-y.H. Pedersen wrote:Well that's fine, just leave the wife with the baby while you go out and party. Not what I personally would do but to each his own.ohjimmyjimmy wrote:It may be an un-PC thing to say, but that line about you losing respect for him for going out on the town is the single gayest thing i've heard in a long time.H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low. The article below seems to hint he's saying it's a case of mistaken identity.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22666524/
Regardless of what happened, Klasnic has a wife (who he owes his current job to, BTW) and a three year old and ONE F***ING KIDNEY. The only thing he should be doing at night is changing diapers and sleeping. The stories about him going out on the town with Holden have made me lose a lot of respect for him.
But i'm sure he won't lose any sleep over it. Probably lose more over the fact that some people think all this is an excuse for further character assassination by association...i mean fancy, going out, on the town, with a friend. The monster.
He should be at home with his 3 year old baby...that incidentally is usually asleep from the hours of around 8pm til 7am, like most kids of their age, so if he's waiting around at home to change its nappy (on a 3 year old?) he'll have a long wait, but yeah best he stays in the house and awake all night just in case.
Really though, if I had cheated death not once but twice I don't think I'd be using my dad's kidney in that fashion.
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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Or a bag of cement?Randy Watson wrote:Would you rape a baby elephant?boltonboris wrote:Baby Elephant??thebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.

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What!!!! W*nker????thebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.

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What I mean to say is that I doubt the story is made up out of whole cloth, as if Klasnic was sitting around his living room and some skank saw his goal against Stoke and said "OK, time to make myself famous at this guy's expense." Even in cases where athletes wind up not being convicted of rape, such as the Kobe Bryant or the Duke Lacrosse team incidents, the people in question are usually guilty of astonishingly poor judgement.Bruce Rioja wrote:Titus Bramble?H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low.
I do hope Klasnic is innocent and I'm not passing judgement one way or the other. Still, you'll note the story is about him, not about, say, Owen Coyle, and choice of lifestyle probably played a role in that.
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Try again.. I'm gay xxPrufrock wrote:Homophobe.boltonboris wrote:Depends.. Boy or Girl?Randy Watson wrote:Would you rape a baby elephant?boltonboris wrote:Baby Elephant??thebish wrote:
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
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Of course, due to him being a cockney geezer an all, I reckon he is aware of how to use the term very well.thebish wrote:you're adopting alan pardew as your linguistic advisor?Randy Watson wrote:I recall Alan Pardew, on MOTD not long ago, refering to a player as getting "raped" after being tackled from behindthebish wrote:Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.
Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?
Or am I just walking on eggshells?
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
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