Donny dog gone...
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That face'd be a right turn off. If she had her face covered I'd be more up for itjaffka wrote:feck me lads, were on about giving her a reet good donkey punch not engaging her in conversation or owt like that
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Honestly! Boys!
What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?!
Apparently she has her job back now anyway according to the club chairman.

What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?!

Apparently she has her job back now anyway according to the club chairman.
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all the webbing makes up for the faceLiOC wrote:That face'd be a right turn off. If she had her face covered I'd be more up for itjaffka wrote:feck me lads, were on about giving her a reet good donkey punch not engaging her in conversation or owt like that
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Starter for ten:
Without resorting to google, who sang:
"Nice legs, shame about the boat race." ?
Without resorting to google, who sang:
"Nice legs, shame about the boat race." ?
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Not too sure I'd go as far down as the legs, definatly a bag on head tho'Wandering Willy wrote:Starter for ten:
Without resorting to google, who sang:
"Nice legs, shame about the boat race." ?
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You romantic bastard.jaffka wrote:feck me lads, were on about giving her a reet good donkey punch not engaging her in conversation or owt like that
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Nice legs song, was it Splodgenessabounds?
She does nowt for me and as GG said she probably wouldn't anyway if I wanted her to
She does nowt for me and as GG said she probably wouldn't anyway if I wanted her to
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Tis a very good point you makeGooner Girl wrote:Honestly! Boys!![]()
What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?!
Makes me laugh when we have gingers talking about knocking her back
Dunno about you but looks aren't important to me
After all, they're only skin deep, it's all about the inner being
Don't you agree, chesty?
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CAPSLOCK wrote:Tis a very good point you makeGooner Girl wrote:Honestly! Boys!![]()
What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?!
Makes me laugh when we have gingers talking about knocking her back
Dunno about you but looks aren't important to me
After all, they're only skin deep, it's all about the inner being
Don't you agree, chesty?

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Haha! You do realise my boobs have only grown to medium size cos i'm breastfeeding don't you?!CAPSLOCK wrote:Tis a very good point you makeGooner Girl wrote:Honestly! Boys!![]()
What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?!
Makes me laugh when we have gingers talking about knocking her back
Dunno about you but looks aren't important to me
After all, they're only skin deep, it's all about the inner being
Don't you agree, chesty?

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Oh, ermm, well, ermmm
Maybe, its back to planA

I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
Maybe, its back to planA

I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
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What a lucky lady... Errr...CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm
Maybe, its back to planA
I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
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Now that scarring is a turn off. Wouldn't touch that with a barge pole!CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm
Maybe, its back to planA
I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
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branding Iron and a blindfold + a bottle of dettolLiOC wrote:Now that scarring is a turn off. Wouldn't touch that with a barge pole!CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm
Maybe, its back to planA
I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
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Has the guy got her on a lead or something ??CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm
Maybe, its back to planA
I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
Anyway, I love the high standards we all have ... let alone the presumptiousness off us all. So, let me state here & now that I would, though doubt I'd be offered and so take solace in a 1/4 off acid drops I bought yesterday.
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What I don't understand is why, when some of you must be happily in love and having great sex you still feel the need to perve over other women? I can understand to a degree, if you're not in a relationship why you have to ogle everything in a skirt but when you are - why? Is it that old chestnut of 'male so it's inbuilt and we can't help it' or are you all just dirty old gits?!
Ive not yet met any males who are happy enough with what they have that they don't perve over other women. Are there any out there?!

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Just dirty owd gits.Gooner Girl wrote:What I don't understand is why, when some of you must be happily in love and having great sex you still feel the need to perve over other women? I can understand to a degree, if you're not in a relationship why you have to ogle everything in a skirt but when you are - why? Is it that old chestnut of 'male so it's inbuilt and we can't help it' or are you all just dirty old gits?!Ive not yet met any males who are happy enough with what they have that they don't perve over other women. Are there any out there?!

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Fair play, at least you're an honest dirty old gitWorthy4England wrote:Just dirty owd gits.Gooner Girl wrote:What I don't understand is why, when some of you must be happily in love and having great sex you still feel the need to perve over other women? I can understand to a degree, if you're not in a relationship why you have to ogle everything in a skirt but when you are - why? Is it that old chestnut of 'male so it's inbuilt and we can't help it' or are you all just dirty old gits?!Ive not yet met any males who are happy enough with what they have that they don't perve over other women. Are there any out there?!

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Happy as hell with the main course but a bit of dessert on the odd occasion doesn't go amiss
anyway if woman didn't moan so much about trivial things.............
and actually thought a bit!!!! you know the reason I'm on the pc and not putting up your outdoor mains lanterns is the fact its raining...........

and actually thought a bit!!!! you know the reason I'm on the pc and not putting up your outdoor mains lanterns is the fact its raining...........
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