Where would you emigrate to
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Re: Where would you emigrate to
Just avoid Kavos if you do. As a restaurateur said to me and 3 mates a few years back, 'Why you come to Kavos? Eeeees toilet.'Annoyed Grunt wrote:I wouldn't emigrate anywhere......wouldn't mind a holiday in Corfu though....
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Re: Where would you emigrate to
I'd like to move back to Bolton.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.
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For the last couple of years that that I lived in Swinton I utterly ached to move back to Bolton.CrazyHorse wrote:I'd like to move back to Bolton.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.
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No. There is NOWHERE classier than Little Lever.CrazyHorse wrote:I'd like to move back to Bolton.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.
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My brother, my next door neighbour and several mates all moved to Spain and Portugal to live. They're all back.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to
Nowhere. Would like a house in the south of France though.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to
Actually us folk of Horwich see ourselves above you Boltonians don't you know.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:No. There is NOWHERE classier than Little Lever.CrazyHorse wrote:I'd like to move back to Bolton.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.
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When were you actually last in Horwich Dan, or is there a Horwich in Berkshire?bwfcdan94 wrote:Actually us folk of Horwich see ourselves above you Boltonians don't you know.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:No. There is NOWHERE classier than Little Lever.CrazyHorse wrote:I'd like to move back to Bolton.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.
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bwfcdan94 wrote:Actually us folk of Horwich see ourselves above you Boltonians don't you know.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:No. There is NOWHERE classier than Little Lever.CrazyHorse wrote:I'd like to move back to Bolton.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.

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Re: Where would you emigrate to
Dan and Bobo stick!
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I'm on my 4th time of living in Bolton, having returned in 1990 when my wife got a job at the Octagon... There's an umbilical cord for Boltonians attached to one of the lions on the town Hall Square...
I'd like to live in Cordoba, Andalucia, for about 6 months... I love Spain but i don't want to make it my home, but do fancy an extended stay in my favourite city anywhere...
I'd like to live in Cordoba, Andalucia, for about 6 months... I love Spain but i don't want to make it my home, but do fancy an extended stay in my favourite city anywhere...
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This do for you Bruce?Bruce Rioja wrote:Ah, but that'd make you an immigrant, and a part of the problem.Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?
For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
Southern France for me.
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Yes, I know Nova Scotia quite well and have been most places in the Province. Really nice in the Spring and Summer. Unfortunately they get the end of the hurricanes so a lot of rain in the Fall (autumn to you). Can get severe snow storms in the Winter. Water very cold on the Atlantic coast. The Gulf side (north and west) has warmer water for swimming. The Bay of Fundy has the highest tides in the world (forty foot rise) and the rivers flow backwards (uphill) when the tide's coming in. Cape Breton Island has scenery that is quite like parts of Scotland. The mainland is flatter, mostly farms and fishing villages, other than Halifax/Dartmouth which is a nice enough city. In short a great place to vacation in the Summer but I'm not sure I'd like to live there year round. No professional sports teams either.Hoboh wrote:It does look good there monty, you know the area?Montreal Wanderer wrote:You need quite a bit of cash for an investor's visa but this is just a fast track method. Political refugee is another fast track method (are you in danger from all those socialist pinkos in the UK?). You can also get in fast if you are skilled in one of these occupations - note there is a cap on each one which may have been reached. I don't know what you are skilled in (other than jingoismHoboh wrote:Bit more than my current net value I'm afraid, you need to prove funds to live and without any family sponsors there, enough to get an investors visa.mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:How much are we talking, Hoboh?Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?
For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
Takes the Mickey out of requirements to come to the UK.
On the other hand someone in your line should be quite eligible). There are also the usual methods for non-businessmen, non-refugees and non-skilled people which take a little longer but are not costly. Just apply and wait for a couple of years.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to
10 years ago (I lived there) and there is a feeling of being that better than others up in the hills although admittedly I lived just off Lee Lane so was right in the centre of town so to speak.TANGODANCER wrote:When were you actually last in Horwich Dan, or is there a Horwich in Berkshire?bwfcdan94 wrote:Actually us folk of Horwich see ourselves above you Boltonians don't you know.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:No. There is NOWHERE classier than Little Lever.CrazyHorse wrote:I'd like to move back to Bolton.
Maybe somewhere a little classier than Little Lever like, if such a place exists.
Ill have a chance to see properly how its changed when I move back there though.
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Prufrock wrote:Dan and Bobo stick!

The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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These time zones confuddle me!bobo the clown wrote:If I leave now I could be there for first orders.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:If you leave now you'll be there before last ordersbobo the clown wrote:Chester.
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Ah. So when you describe somewhere as being a "shithole" you're talking from experience then?!bwfcdan94 wrote: I lived just off Lee Lane
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Oh yes. You know, a mate of mine has just sold a two bedroomed flat in Chiswick for the same price that you could buy either of those for. Mental.Hoboh wrote:This do for you Bruce?Bruce Rioja wrote:Ah, but that'd make you an immigrant, and a part of the problem.Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?
For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
Southern France for me.
http://www.primelocation.com/overseas/details/30618073" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This kinda draws me in![]()
http://www.primelocation.com/overseas/details/30216115" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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OI!!! I actually live ON Lee Lane, but having recently moved from Great Lever I still find it quite posh and quaint.Bruce Rioja wrote:Ah. So when you describe somewhere as being a "shithole" you're talking from experience then?!bwfcdan94 wrote: I lived just off Lee Lane
Especially the mating calls of the local wildlife early in the morning (after they've been kicked out of The Saddle).
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I'm still barred from the Saddle !!LeverEnd wrote:OI!!! I actually live ON Lee Lane, but having recently moved from Great Lever I still find it quite posh and quaint.Bruce Rioja wrote:Ah. So when you describe somewhere as being a "shithole" you're talking from experience then?!bwfcdan94 wrote: I lived just off Lee Lane
Especially the mating calls of the local wildlife early in the morning (after they've been kicked out of The Saddle).
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