TW Caption competition - part three...
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"but then get this. He made Zat Knight captain!"
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Harry Genshaw wrote:"but then get this. He made Zat Knight captain!"

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I might not live to find out - who did shoot JR, Larry?
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Royals put 7 past Bolton. Hat trick hero says
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bobo the clown wrote:"... and I said to her ".... If you don't want to wear a seatbelt don't you bother" ... "
Ooh, that's awful...But I like it...
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Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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The French national football team were keen to cultivate a certain stereotype.

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Freedman signs a last min forward, 'the boy's good with his feet' he was quoted.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
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Fish out of water comments were misinterpreted by Dougie.
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We want to make sure Marvin feels at home after his recall, said Dougie.
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After the shambles in Qatar nobody had really believed that FIFA would go ahead and award the 2034 World Cup to Vanuatu
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Ashley Young was getting even more brazen with his diving...bobo the clown wrote:
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