General Chit Chat

[Hoboh]

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No, No, No, Not ever!

[Il Pirate]

Just to say I've been in't th'ospital for a bit. But after arriving home, Jeremy Hunt is still a cnut..........

I hope you are well

Cheers Hoboh. Some spares & repair...........
I used to feel like a Maserati, now I'm like an old rusty Austin A4

[Bruce Rioja]

I have a stinking cold just now. A Finn that I deal with has recommended the following cure - Put a teaspoon's worth of instant coffee into a cup. Fill cup with vodka until you can see the spoon again. That's it.

Has to be worth a go.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I have a stinking cold just now. A Finn that I deal with has recommended the following cure - Put a teaspoon's worth of instant coffee into a cup. Fill cup with vodka until you can see the spoon again. That's it.

Has to be worth a go.

A Finn and vodka don't do it, you might not live.

[Bruce Rioja]

I have a stinking cold just now. A Finn that I deal with has recommended the following cure - Put a teaspoon's worth of instant coffee into a cup. Fill cup with vodka until you can see the spoon again. That's it.

Has to be worth a go.

A Finn and vodka don't do it, you might not live.

You know, for all the talk I've heard about drunken Finns, I'm yet to encounter one!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I have a stinking cold just now. A Finn that I deal with has recommended the following cure - Put a teaspoon's worth of instant coffee into a cup. Fill cup with vodka until you can see the spoon again. That's it.

Has to be worth a go.

A Finn and vodka don't do it, you might not live.

You know, for all the talk I've heard about drunken Finns, I'm yet to encounter one!

That's because in their homeland they are all either dead, in the drunk tank, or living in Russia where the vodka is cheaper.
Brucie, Brucie, Brucie, they're like drunken Glaswegians whom one doesn't encounter in Glasgow but find on the steps of the Bolshoi, or on a tube train, or urinating against ground zero in New York yelling out "Oi, Jimmy". They're in places that isn't Helsinki.

[Bruce Rioja]

I have a stinking cold just now. A Finn that I deal with has recommended the following cure - Put a teaspoon's worth of instant coffee into a cup. Fill cup with vodka until you can see the spoon again. That's it.

Has to be worth a go.

A Finn and vodka don't do it, you might not live.

You know, for all the talk I've heard about drunken Finns, I'm yet to encounter one!

That's because in their homeland they are all either dead, in the drunk tank, or living in Russia where the vodka is cheaper.
Brucie, Brucie, Brucie, they're like drunken Glaswegians whom one doesn't encounter in Glasgow but find on the steps of the Bolshoi, or on a tube train, or urinating against ground zero in New York yelling out "Oi, Jimmy". They're in places that isn't Helsinki.

Ah, when there I spend most of my time in Helsinki (lovely place). Perhaps I should venture out more often.

[Bijou Bob]

I have a stinking cold just now. A Finn that I deal with has recommended the following cure - Put a teaspoon's worth of instant coffee into a cup. Fill cup with vodka until you can see the spoon again. That's it.

Has to be worth a go.

A Finn and vodka don't do it, you might not live.

You know, for all the talk I've heard about drunken Finns, I'm yet to encounter one!

Possibly because their suicide rate is so high, they've all topped themselves. I get seasonal affective disorder just losing the time from BST, so Christ only knows how bad it must be living in the dark for months at a time.

[Bruce Rioja]

This beautiful girl here is called Rosie Nelson. They're all her own ribs - count 'em if you like.

I'm just watching summat on the news in which, when Rosie Nelson turned up for a shoot looking like that, she was told to go and lose more weight.

Those of you with young daughters - is there a real pressure to apper skinnier than Rosie Nelson, or do they have the decent sense to tell folk to go feck themselves?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

She's got one plugugly belly button

[Bruce Rioja]

She's got one plugugly belly button

Wanker!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

She's got one plugugly belly button

Wanker!

But she has. I'm particularly put off by ones that are upturned. I remember one particular young lady in my student days who put me right off. It was quite gross, and I've had a thing against them ever since. Belly buttons need to be concave, a dip, without protuberance. It's probably very nonPC of me, but I literally feel sick when I see navels like hers. So shoot me.

[Worthy4England]

This beautiful girl here is called Rosie Nelson. They're all her own ribs - count 'em if you like.

I'm just watching summat on the news in which, when Rosie Nelson turned up for a shoot looking like that, she was told to go and lose more weight.

Those of you with young daughters - is there a real pressure to apper skinnier than Rosie Nelson, or do they have the decent sense to tell folk to go feck themselves?

There is very real pressure to appear very skinny - I'm not sure it comes overtly from anyone in particular. They don't tend to tell folks to go feck themselves.

[TANGODANCER]

Walking past a house in our road today I met their new pet dog. I was passing the garden gate when our Alfie decided to have a fly at something behind the hedge (he's like that, thinks he's a Rotweiler). Next news it went dark and this huge, black apparition let out a woof something similar to a tipper waggon unloading a cargo of hardcore. My hair stood on end as this great head and shoulders loomed out at me over the gate. The woman who lives there appeared and said, "Don't worry, he's a soft as my pocket". She then told me it was a Tibetan Mastiff and weighed just under ten stones. I've never seen a dog's head that big in my life, not even a Newfoundland ( a couple of those live in our area too) It was xxxxxxx HUGE.....HUGE..

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[Lost Leopard Spot]

Walking past a house in our road today I met their new pet dog. I was passing the garden gate when our Alfie decided to have a fly at something behind the hedge (he's like that, thinks he's a Rotweiler). Next news it went dark and this huge, black apparition let out a woof something similar to a tipper waggon unloading a cargo of hardcore. My hair stood on end as this great head and shoulders loomed out at me over the gate. The woman who lives there appeared and said, "Don't worry, he's a soft as my pocket". She then told me it was a Tibetan Mastiff and weighed just under ten stones. I've never seen a dog's head that big in my life, not even a Newfoundland ( a couple of those live in our area too) It was xxxxxxx HUGE.....HUGE..

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Kinell. My f-i-l had a Newfie... those fxckers dwarf it.

[thebish]

This beautiful girl here is called Rosie Nelson. They're all her own ribs - count 'em if you like.

I'm just watching summat on the news in which, when Rosie Nelson turned up for a shoot looking like that, she was told to go and lose more weight.

Those of you with young daughters - is there a real pressure to apper skinnier than Rosie Nelson, or do they have the decent sense to tell folk to go feck themselves?

my daughter is in the "go feck yourself" camp - but - unfortunately, yes - there is HUGE pressure on teenage girls to be anorexically-thin - and the fairly new craze of havingt to have a huge "thigh-gap".

I was out shopping in Leeds and Bradford with her just this week - we were both trawling about after my missus who was looking for a non-existant jacket! We commented several times on the utterly ludicrous and dangerously thin legs of the shop-dummy models...

[bobo the clown]

^^ though, to be fair Bish, they aren't real.

.... and, as a brief look at most of the girls in Leeds will show, they're taking bugger-all notice.

[Harry Genshaw]

^^ though, to be fair Bish, they aren't real.

.... and, as a brief look at most of the girls in Leeds will show, they're taking bugger-all notice.

[thebish]

blimey - primary school tests seem to be a little bit picky nowadays!!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Walking past a house in our road today I met their new pet dog. I was passing the garden gate when our Alfie decided to have a fly at something behind the hedge (he's like that, thinks he's a Rotweiler). Next news it went dark and this huge, black apparition let out a woof something similar to a tipper waggon unloading a cargo of hardcore. My hair stood on end as this great head and shoulders loomed out at me over the gate. The woman who lives there appeared and said, "Don't worry, he's a soft as my pocket". She then told me it was a Tibetan Mastiff and weighed just under ten stones. I've never seen a dog's head that big in my life, not even a Newfoundland ( a couple of those live in our area too) It was xxxxxxx HUGE.....HUGE..

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Kinell. My f-i-l had a Newfie... those fxckers dwarf it.

Cripes! Are you sure it is not a Himalayan Mountain Lion? Never seen one of those before.