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Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheer, Monty. I had to look it up too.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Been around in diplomatic circles for a few centuries. Someone whose been given absolute power.Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just learned an ace word. It was in an email to my boss from an outrageously pompous Welsh MD (not Bobo) who owed us quite a bit of money and I was sent to try and sort it out. He said that I "strode in as the company's plenipotentiary". Ace word
(though I'm not sure that it was meant in nice way
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However, the power is generally given by the reigning sovereign so you'd better be careful. The Queen has been getting a tad irritable of late.
well I, for one, will definitely be singing this old hymn on Sunday - quite possibly the only hymn to contain the words "ejaculated" and "plenipotentiary"!


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Is that the "Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells" .... or was that a different one ?
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bobo the clown wrote:Is that the "Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells" .... or was that a different one ?

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Wait. What? Why didn't he just use c*nt, like everyone else??Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just learned an ace word. It was in an email to my boss from an outrageously pompous Welsh MD (not Bobo) who owed us quite a bit of money and I was sent to try and sort it out. He said that I "strode in as the company's plenipotentiary". Ace word
(though I'm not sure that it was meant in nice way
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You say that now, but I bet you was made up at uni when you won the Wanking Cup.thebish wrote:when the racquet breaks off your tennis trophy....
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pah! I had to beat off loads of competition to get that cup....Enoch wrote:
You say that now, but I bet you was made up at uni when you won the Wanking Cup.
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Pandering to brain dead, no life youth AGAIN!
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No point in getting angry about CiF articles, hoboh. Especially one as rambling as this. Just an echo chamber for people who couldn't be arsed to set up a blog (or to position themselves as 'experts', given this particular columnist's profession).
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this is an interesting thing, if you're interested in this kind of thing...
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/04/19/med ... ap-genius/
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/04/19/med ... ap-genius/
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ha! apparently Trump referred to "9-11" as "7-11" - thus confusing a murderous terrorist outrage with a convenience store...
tweeters are on his case!


tweeters are on his case!


a tweeter wrote:Donald Trump has spoken movingly about 7-Eleven. It reminded him, he said, of the way Americans came together in 1941 after Pearl Necklace.
another tweeter wrote:BREAKING: Trump refers to 9/11 as 7/11, fans cheer, say they're "fed up with the establishment telling us what dates things happened on"

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thebish wrote:a tweeter wrote:Donald Trump has spoken movingly about 7-Eleven. It reminded him, he said, of the way Americans came together in 1941 after Pearl Necklace.

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In other news, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini has revealed she'll be known as just Cheryl from now on.
Thank god that's finally sorted.
Thank god that's finally sorted.
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CrazyHorse wrote:In other news, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini has revealed she'll be known as just Cheryl from now on.
Thank god that's finally sorted.
phew!

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Cheryl who?
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Phew, thank goodness. I thought she'd be saying she should be known as Baroness Tweedy. 

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Or, if you prefer, the talentless Geordie racist skank.
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Not in my house she won't, the gormless Geordie bint.CrazyHorse wrote:In other news, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini has revealed she'll be known as just Cheryl from now on.
Thank god that's finally sorted.
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fecking hell fire. You HAVE actually read it all when you read;
'Heir to British throne Charles is 'boring', say Canadians ...
'Heir to British throne Charles is 'boring', say Canadians ...

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