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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just learned an ace word. It was in an email to my boss from an outrageously pompous Welsh MD (not Bobo ;) ) who owed us quite a bit of money and I was sent to try and sort it out. He said that I "strode in as the company's plenipotentiary". Ace word :oyea: (though I'm not sure that it was meant in nice way :?)).
Been around in diplomatic circles for a few centuries. Someone whose been given absolute power. :shock: However, the power is generally given by the reigning sovereign so you'd better be careful. The Queen has been getting a tad irritable of late.
Cheer, Monty. I had to look it up too. :D

well I, for one, will definitely be singing this old hymn on Sunday - quite possibly the only hymn to contain the words "ejaculated" and "plenipotentiary"! :D

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:45 pm

Is that the "Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells" .... or was that a different one ?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:55 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Is that the "Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells" .... or was that a different one ?
:lol:


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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Burnden Paddock » Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:21 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just learned an ace word. It was in an email to my boss from an outrageously pompous Welsh MD (not Bobo ;) ) who owed us quite a bit of money and I was sent to try and sort it out. He said that I "strode in as the company's plenipotentiary". Ace word :oyea: (though I'm not sure that it was meant in nice way :?)).
Wait. What? Why didn't he just use c*nt, like everyone else?? :D

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Sat Apr 16, 2016 9:08 am

when the racquet breaks off your tennis trophy....

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:25 pm

thebish wrote:when the racquet breaks off your tennis trophy....

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You say that now, but I bet you was made up at uni when you won the Wanking Cup.

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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:43 pm

Enoch wrote:
You say that now, but I bet you was made up at uni when you won the Wanking Cup.
pah! I had to beat off loads of competition to get that cup....

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Post by Prufrock » Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:34 pm

:pray:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:34 am

Pandering to brain dead, no life youth AGAIN!

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Post by KeyserSoze » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:56 am

No point in getting angry about CiF articles, hoboh. Especially one as rambling as this. Just an echo chamber for people who couldn't be arsed to set up a blog (or to position themselves as 'experts', given this particular columnist's profession).
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:48 am

this is an interesting thing, if you're interested in this kind of thing...

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/04/19/med ... ap-genius/

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:07 am

ha! apparently Trump referred to "9-11" as "7-11" - thus confusing a murderous terrorist outrage with a convenience store...

tweeters are on his case! :D

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a tweeter wrote:Donald Trump has spoken movingly about 7-Eleven. It reminded him, he said, of the way Americans came together in 1941 after Pearl Necklace.
another tweeter wrote:BREAKING: Trump refers to 9/11 as 7/11, fans cheer, say they're "fed up with the establishment telling us what dates things happened on"
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:06 pm

thebish wrote:
a tweeter wrote:Donald Trump has spoken movingly about 7-Eleven. It reminded him, he said, of the way Americans came together in 1941 after Pearl Necklace.
:D
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:22 pm

In other news, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini has revealed she'll be known as just Cheryl from now on.

Thank god that's finally sorted.
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Post by thebish » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:28 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:In other news, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini has revealed she'll be known as just Cheryl from now on.

Thank god that's finally sorted.

phew! :D

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:29 pm

Cheryl who?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:36 pm

Phew, thank goodness. I thought she'd be saying she should be known as Baroness Tweedy. :shock:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:40 pm

Or, if you prefer, the talentless Geordie racist skank.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:11 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:In other news, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini has revealed she'll be known as just Cheryl from now on.

Thank god that's finally sorted.
Not in my house she won't, the gormless Geordie bint.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:40 pm

fecking hell fire. You HAVE actually read it all when you read;

'Heir to British throne Charles is 'boring', say Canadians ... :lol:
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