General Chit Chat

[Montreal Wanderer]

Woman on a repeat of an episode of The Chase yesterday was asked:
"How many pennies were there in a groat?" She repied.."Four".
When asked why she said:"Well, it sounds like a goat and goats have four legs!" .......

Can't argue with success...

[thebish]

what kind of disability is this??

[Gary the Enfield]

what kind of disability is this??

Swissballastron-autism?

[LeverEnd]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-de ... e-36129559

Bernie Clifton death metal band album mix-up

[Bijou Bob]

On walking into the brew room at work this afternoon, I offered to put the kettle on for 2 of my colleagues, but found just a single cup in the cupboard. My muttered observation to myself 'Two girls, one cup' brought a shocked "Bob"!!!!!! from the boss who'd walked in behind me unseen.

Thankfully, I'm the master of the straight face, so I feigned ignorance and asked what the matter was. I don't think I've ever seen anyone stammer like that, go that red or make such a hasty exit before.

Note to self. Be careful with cultural references.....

[malcd1]

On walking into the brew room at work this afternoon, I offered to put the kettle on for 2 of my colleagues, but found just a single cup in the cupboard. My muttered observation to myself 'Two girls, one cup' brought a shocked "Bob"!!!!!! from the boss who'd walked in behind me unseen.

Thankfully, I'm the master of the straight face, so I feigned ignorance and asked what the matter was. I don't think I've ever seen anyone stammer like that, go that red or make such a hasty exit before.

Note to self. Be careful with cultural references.....

[TANGODANCER]

What a whacky week for weather. Monday ,Tuesday, sunny and mild, Wednesday pxssing down. Thursday, big winds,howling hail storms, thunder and lightning. Last night and this morning, bitter cold and snow...and it's a day short of May. Crazy..

[TANGODANCER]

Afraid of heights? Don't watch this then....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R3-YwDZrzg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bruce Rioja]

Afraid of heights? Don't watch this then....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R3-YwDZrzg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I got to 1:36 before my bollocks decided to head north. What I want to know is how he got the ladders up and tethered in the first place.

[TANGODANCER]

Afraid of heights? Don't watch this then....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R3-YwDZrzg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I got to 1:36 before my bollocks decided to head north. What I want to know is how he got the ladders up and tethered in the first place.

If you really want to know, here you go... Terrifying....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F04dGK1_wYA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bobo the clown]

Lucas Neil, Aussie. Blackburn, WHam & a few others. A dirty fckwit wherever he was. Earned £40m or so in his career ... broke. wtf ?

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football ... spartanntp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bruce Rioja]

Lucas Neil, Aussie. Blackburn, WHam & a few others. A dirty fckwit wherever he was. Earned £40m or so in his career ... broke. wtf ?

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football ... spartanntp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Tosser. When he was at Blackburn he lived in a quite splendid house in the middle of Turton GC, which, apparently, when he signed for West Ham he simply abandoned.

[malcd1]

Lucas Neil, Aussie. Blackburn, WHam & a few others. A dirty fckwit wherever he was. Earned £40m or so in his career ... broke. wtf ?

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football ... spartanntp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Tosser. When he was at Blackburn he lived in a quite splendid house in the middle of Turton GC, which, apparently, when he signed for West Ham he simply abandoned.

Do you mean that fantastic house between holes 6 and 7? I have just played Turton this morning in the driving rain.

[bobo the clown]

Well .... he DOES have assets then. Someone shod tell the administrator. I hate him to overlook that

[TANGODANCER]

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/144 ... _motorway/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Driver was okay but his cargo was toast...

[Harry Genshaw]

Went for a long walk with the Mrs and the pooch over Rivington this morning /afternoon. We bumped into Sandy Holt who's taken to wearing his hair as a mohican fashioned into a crown. What a monumental bell end. Not that I'm brave enough to tell him mind

[thebish]

just a bit of fun... c'mon - all join in!

[Worthy4England]

AmericanExpressB-223-0319

That's great!

[thebish]

AmericanExpressB-223-0319

That's great!

wow! It's almost like you were actually IN Star Wars!

[thebish]

blimey - internet security questions have turned a shade dark...


What is the name of your least favourite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

In what city did you first experience ennui?

What is your ex-wife’s newest last name?

On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?

When did you stop trying?