Dive video

Village Idiot · Post by **Village Idiot** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:55 am

Yes, I know every team has its culprits, but a friend showed me this video showcasing how CRonaldo's dive technique has been refined to the extreme were he starts complaining to the ref even before falling to the ground. Legend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ochcQ56Es

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:06 am

He's a wanker.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:09 am

....or winker.

btw VI, I laughed my head off at Ronaldinho's free kick last night. Absolute genius. And it was heart warming to see Eidur enjoying himself, too. Shame about the shot off the post, though.

Is Deco having a lung transplant this morning? He must have bust at least one.

Village Idiot · Post by **Village Idiot** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:12 am

Oh yeah, that freekick was absolute cheeky class!

And that play from Eidur was pure class, pity about the shot to the post! Goal of the month otherwise... He got his name cheered for the first time in Camp Nou since he arrived, btw.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:12 am

enfieldwhite wrote:....or winker.

btw VI, I laughed my head off at Ronaldinho's free kick last night. Absolute genius. And it was heart warming to see Eidur enjoying himself, too. Shame about the shot off the post, though.

Is Deco having a lung transplant this morning? He must have bust at least one.

Like him or hate him, that was pure genius!!

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:35 pm

Many many moons ago - aged about 12 (that IS a very long time ago) I was playing for a team from Horwich against a team from that centre of refinement ... Aspull. (fao Zulu ... Steve Grimes was playing for them).

I was tackled & for some reason decided to dive. As the lad came into me I stiffened & went across his outstretched leg. I hit the ground & rolled a couple of times, then held me shin.

One team-mate said to me " ... what the fck was that ?", another said " ... get up yer fckg puff", a third " ... if you ever do that again I'LL fckg kick you myself !!".

Now ... I honestly don't think I ever dived again.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:31 pm

Ronaldo is a class player in my opinion. We were shit at the world cup and decerved to get knocked out.

Little Campo · Post by **Little Campo** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:01 pm

daxter15 wrote:Ronaldo is a class player in my opinion. We were shit at the world cup and decerved to get knocked out.

He's still a diving cheating pile of $**T!

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:03 pm

he is a gifted player who acts like a tw$t. which means he gets less out of himself than he should.

England being crap doesnt stop Ronaldo from being a tw$t.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:15 pm

daxter15 wrote:We were shit at the world cup and decerved to get knocked out.

I think if anyone deserved to be knocked out over England's world cup performance then Sven Goran Eriksson would be top of my list.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:22 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Many many moons ago - aged about 12 (that IS a very long time ago) I was playing for a team from Horwich against a team from that centre of refinement ... Aspull. (fao Zulu ... Steve Grimes was playing for them).

!2 moons ago? So last december?

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:29 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Many many moons ago - aged about 12 (that IS a very long time ago) I was playing for a team from Horwich against a team from that centre of refinement ... Aspull. (fao Zulu ... Steve Grimes was playing for them).

!2 moons ago? So last december?

eh ?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:37 pm

bobo the clown wrote:(fao Zulu ... Steve Grimes was playing for them).

Bloody hell! I'm still in touch with his brother Mick. (Good old Friends Reunited!) He was one my best mates at school. Now a fireman in Hampshire, and the years have been kind to him. A site kinder than they've been to me!

Little Campo · Post by **Little Campo** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:38 pm

americantrotter wrote:England being crap doesn't stop Ronaldo from being a tw$t.

Exactly were always crap

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:48 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:(fao Zulu ... Steve Grimes was playing for them).

Bloody hell! I'm still in touch with his brother Mick. (Good old Friends Reunited!) He was one my best mates at school. Now a fireman in Hampshire, and the years have been kind to him. A site kinder than they've been to me!

Bllx ... I meant Mick !!

Sorry.

He (& you) was (were) 2 yrs above me at Thorners.

You big bullies !! (sob, sob)

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:45 pm

His older brother was called Steve. Mick and I weren't bullies - little sweeties really!

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