Israel vs En-ger-land (a bit early but aw well)

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply

Israel vs England

England
11
26%
Israel
17
40%
Draw
14
33%
 
Total votes: 42

cowdrill
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1465
Joined: Wed May 25, 2005 10:10 pm

Post by cowdrill » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:33 pm

nah!


weve got no decent goalkeepers

weve got no decent right backs

weve no left wingers

weve no prolific goalscorers

in short - were BOLLOCKS
Image
Mich Caine wrote: Lets not joke about this. I make Mr T look like Walter from The Beano.

Nozza
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1418
Joined: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:55 pm
Location: On the Premier League Express!

Post by Nozza » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:55 am

cowdrill wrote:nah!


weve got no decent goalkeepers

weve got no decent right backs

weve no left wingers

weve no prolific goalscorers

in short - were BOLLOCKS
Nyron for England!
Niall Quinn wrote:"Fans epitmoise a clubs spirit. We're nothing without the fans.

Zulus Thousand of em
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5043
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:58 am
Location: 200 miles darn sarf

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:44 am

Nyron for McDonalds!
God's country! God's county!
God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?

COME ON YOU WHITES!!

bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:57 pm

Well, I'm working in Israel next weekend for a few days.

I thought I might take my boots !!!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

User avatar
Dave Sutton's barnet
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 31629
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 4:00 pm
Location: Hanging on in quiet desperation
Contact:

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:57 pm

(reposted from t'Trotters)

Anyone see Andy Gray's Final Word thing yesterday? Spent 20 minutes explaining how Rooney could play up front alone for England in front of Gerrard, Lampard, Hargreaves, Lennon and Downingorsomeoneelselikethat. He persisted even when Keys pointed out that this was precisely the system that achieved feck-all for England last summer. Keys was brushed aside, didn't get chance to point out that Gerrard hates playing as support striker, that the team are confused enough as is, and that Rooney is far far far far far more effective running on to the ball.

besides which, the only evidence they showed was Rooney ripping apart some rubbing-rags in BWFC shirts. Don't know where they got that footage. I can't remember the last time we went to Old Trafford.

User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:16 pm

A distant echo, of faraway voices boarding faraway trains wrote: And further proof (not that it's needed) that Andy Gray is a know-nothing spunk-bubble and should go and tear out his own vocal chords!

User avatar
officer_dibble
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 15295
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:33 pm
Location: Leeds

Post by officer_dibble » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:14 pm

:conf: echo?

I'm seriously considering sacking it off in favour of much needed food before my birthday night out on saturday, especially seen as tho im going right of tal ben haim

lets face it whoever wins it will be a 1-0 job, or possibly a drab draw, so restaraunts will be quiet and then on with getting drunk after that, without being annoyed with mclaren!

coffeymagic
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 934
Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:18 pm
Location: east kilbride
Contact:

Post by coffeymagic » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:02 pm

This newspaper from after the futre has just fallen through a wormhole in the space/time continumenmen thing. OIr maybe it's an old one I've jst found laying around.

'...MCClaren said he was happy with the performance even though England rellied on a dubious penalty to beat Israel. 'I know we didn't play to the level we are capable of but it's qualification that's the important thing and once we've qualified then we can set about playing some good football.

Blah blah blah.

tc
I'm not asking you to 'think outside the box' I just wish you'd have a rummage around in it once in a while.

http://www.coffeymagic.blogspot.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
twitter @thetonycoffey

User avatar
Dave Sutton's barnet
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 31629
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 4:00 pm
Location: Hanging on in quiet desperation
Contact:

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:22 pm

officer_dibble wrote::conf: echo?

I'm seriously considering sacking it off in favour of much needed food before my birthday night out on saturday, especially seen as tho im going right of tal ben haim

lets face it whoever wins it will be a 1-0 job, or possibly a drab draw, so restaraunts will be quiet and then on with getting drunk after that, without being annoyed with mclaren!
Bruce was referring, via the medium of Weller's finest lyrics, to his already having posted that response on the Trotters forum.

Well I've just had news that the wife and kids will be heading up north without me this weekend, so I shall be watching amid beer and smokes in between a band rehearsal afternoon and a band recording evening. That should help take the mind off.

americantrotter
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 2234
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:03 am
Location: Portland, Maine USA

Post by americantrotter » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:37 pm

MCLAREN OUT!

Nozza
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1418
Joined: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:55 pm
Location: On the Premier League Express!

Post by Nozza » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:57 pm

Home Office don't want anyone to travel to Isreal. Atmosphere could be even more intimidating with no In-ger-lund fans there.
Niall Quinn wrote:"Fans epitmoise a clubs spirit. We're nothing without the fans.

User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:30 pm

Bit worrying for anyone who planned to travel to this fixture:

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp- ... id=4367873
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

FaninOz
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1444
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:24 pm
Location: Perth, Western Australia

Post by FaninOz » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:20 pm

Would like England to win as any Englishman would but I don't expect it as they don't play to Rooney's strengths, a bit like Bolton and Anelka. I expect a draw, probably 2-2.
Depression is just a state of mind, supporting Bolton is also a state of mind hence supporting Bolton must be depressing QED

Athers
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3350
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:19 am
Location: Manchester

Post by Athers » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:44 pm

To be honest, faced with a 0-0 on 90 minutes and for some inexplicable reason Ben Haim to take an Israel penalty, I'd probably want him to score it.

If Nolan was inexplicably playing for England however I'd probably not.

Which shows you how much I've grown to care about non-tournament matches, even qualifiers.
http://www.twitter.com/dan_athers" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:52 pm

Right now, this is probably the least interesting period of watching the national side in my lifetime. Bring back the Home Internationals for a bit of pride and passion (even if it does come from Ireland,Scotland and Wales).
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

User avatar
Montreal Wanderer
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 12948
Joined: Thu May 26, 2005 12:45 am
Location: Montreal, Canada

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:53 pm

Athers wrote:To be honest, faced with a 0-0 on 90 minutes and for some inexplicable reason Ben Haim to take an Israel penalty, I'd probably want him to score it.
Ah, but what about Idan Tal?
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.

Athers
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 3350
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:19 am
Location: Manchester

Post by Athers » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:55 pm

He's suspended ;)
http://www.twitter.com/dan_athers" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:08 pm

McLaren out!!!!!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

User avatar
officer_dibble
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 15295
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:33 pm
Location: Leeds

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:05 pm

Athers wrote:To be honest, faced with a 0-0 on 90 minutes and for some inexplicable reason Ben Haim to take an Israel penalty, I'd probably want him to score it.
he'd miss :wink:

bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:02 am

Israeli-born super-agent Pini Zahavi has told Steve McClaren that if England lose to Israel on Saturday, he will be sacked. (Various)
Well, I don't disagree ... but I wasn't aware this was in his area of responsibility ?
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 14 guests