TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Verbal » Tue May 08, 2007 7:49 pm

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Rovers fan tries to entice the mouse in his exhaust out with some cheese.

1000th post, oh yeah 8)
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue May 08, 2007 9:47 pm

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Well it was funny in the 1970s so here goes;

You hear about the man who always wanted to shag a Princess?
He got his cock stuck in the exhaust. Boom Boom!
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue May 08, 2007 9:51 pm

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Neil Whatmore said "Its alright for professionals these days. They never have to work again when they retire. Look what I've got to do to make ends meet"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 08, 2007 9:52 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote: Well it was funny in the 1970s so here goes;

You hear about the man who always wanted to shag a Princess?
He got his cock stuck in the exhaust. Boom Boom!
Mr Genshaw. So aged is that gag that at the time of it's popularity it was perfectly acceptable to refer to said fellow as being from the Emerald Isle, without fear of recrimination! :?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue May 08, 2007 9:56 pm

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Harry Genshaw wrote: Well it was funny in the 1970s so here goes;

You hear about the man who always wanted to shag a Princess?
He got his cock stuck in the exhaust. Boom Boom!
Mr Genshaw. So aged is that gag that at the time of it's popularity it was perfectly acceptable to refer to said fellow as being from the Emerald Isle, without fear of recrimination! :?
True, true :oops:

I'm too much of a wishy washy liberal to mention the nationality of the chap in question but he was called Paddy iirc
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Post by Verbal » Tue May 08, 2007 10:42 pm

"It's nice, but I really don't think red is <i>your</i> colour."
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 08, 2007 10:53 pm

After his wife and kids left him, Keith wished he'd got breakdown cover.
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Post by Gravedigger » Tue May 08, 2007 11:02 pm

No, when I said my dick was exhausted..oh, never mind! 8)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 08, 2007 11:06 pm

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"Oh ha ha, put the camera away please! Yes, it was all reeeeeeeeeeally funny last night after I past out, but I'm suppose to be getting married in Bolton in two hours, and I'm stuck in womans Lingerie, with my dick stuck in a Range Rover's Exhaust, IN FXCKING GUERNSEY!!!!"
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed May 09, 2007 9:11 am

With the News that Tara Phillips had pulled out of Badminton the crowd made up there own cheap thrills
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Post by Verbal » Wed May 09, 2007 4:55 pm

Barry hadn't noticed the hoover under the car sucking him in

(p.s. where has the pic gone?)
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed May 09, 2007 6:20 pm

hmm wasn't an easy choice but the simplicity of Boris takes it.....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon May 14, 2007 7:41 pm

Sorry Boris, can't wait forever mate:


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Post by communistworkethic » Mon May 14, 2007 7:45 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Sorry Boris, can't wait forever mate:


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it took her 40 years, but Gertie finally got her hands on Jussi.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon May 14, 2007 8:07 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Sorry Boris, can't wait forever mate:


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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon May 14, 2007 8:28 pm

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Gertie was overjoyed at finally recieving a personal invitation from Juusi, unfortionately she never saw the lethal injection coming!!
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Post by Verbal » Mon May 14, 2007 8:42 pm

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Jussi put on a brave face as he welcomed the new stalwarts of the bolton defence.
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Post by Gravedigger » Tue May 15, 2007 11:42 am

Jussi won the "Tallest Dwarf" competition. 8)
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Post by boltonboris » Tue May 15, 2007 11:59 am

Lurch was over the moon with his one armed wife
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 pm

Trophy - Wife Swap
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