TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
Verbal
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5834
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:11 am
Location: Silly London

Post by Verbal » Tue May 08, 2007 7:49 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Image
Rovers fan tries to entice the mouse in his exhaust out with some cheese.

1000th post, oh yeah 8)
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
Top
User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9404
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue May 08, 2007 9:47 pm

Verbal wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Image

Well it was funny in the 1970s so here goes;

You hear about the man who always wanted to shag a Princess?
He got his cock stuck in the exhaust. Boom Boom!
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
Top
User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9404
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue May 08, 2007 9:51 pm

Verbal wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Image
Neil Whatmore said "Its alright for professionals these days. They never have to work again when they retire. Look what I've got to do to make ends meet"
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
Top
User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 08, 2007 9:52 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote: Well it was funny in the 1970s so here goes;

You hear about the man who always wanted to shag a Princess?
He got his cock stuck in the exhaust. Boom Boom!
Mr Genshaw. So aged is that gag that at the time of it's popularity it was perfectly acceptable to refer to said fellow as being from the Emerald Isle, without fear of recrimination! :?
May the bridges I burn light your way
Top
User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9404
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue May 08, 2007 9:56 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote: Well it was funny in the 1970s so here goes;

You hear about the man who always wanted to shag a Princess?
He got his cock stuck in the exhaust. Boom Boom!
Mr Genshaw. So aged is that gag that at the time of it's popularity it was perfectly acceptable to refer to said fellow as being from the Emerald Isle, without fear of recrimination! :?
True, true :oops:

I'm too much of a wishy washy liberal to mention the nationality of the chap in question but he was called Paddy iirc
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
Top
Verbal
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5834
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:11 am
Location: Silly London

Post by Verbal » Tue May 08, 2007 10:42 pm

"It's nice, but I really don't think red is <i>your</i> colour."
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
Top
User avatar
Little Green Man
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4471
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:34 pm
Location: Justin Edinburgh

Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 08, 2007 10:53 pm

After his wife and kids left him, Keith wished he'd got breakdown cover.
Top
Gravedigger
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1144
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:26 pm
Location: North London, originally Farnworth

Post by Gravedigger » Tue May 08, 2007 11:02 pm

No, when I said my dick was exhausted..oh, never mind! 8)
Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man and let history make up its own mind.
Top
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7042
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 am
Location: HULL, BABY!
Contact:
Contact Soldier_Of_The_White_Army

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 08, 2007 11:06 pm

Image

"Oh ha ha, put the camera away please! Yes, it was all reeeeeeeeeeally funny last night after I past out, but I'm suppose to be getting married in Bolton in two hours, and I'm stuck in womans Lingerie, with my dick stuck in a Range Rover's Exhaust, IN FXCKING GUERNSEY!!!!"
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Top
David Lee's Hair
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 2422
Joined: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:15 pm
Location: Cromwell Country

Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed May 09, 2007 9:11 am

With the News that Tara Phillips had pulled out of Badminton the crowd made up there own cheap thrills
Professionalism, the last refuge of the talentless
Top
Verbal
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5834
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:11 am
Location: Silly London

Post by Verbal » Wed May 09, 2007 4:55 pm

Barry hadn't noticed the hoover under the car sucking him in

(p.s. where has the pic gone?)
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
Top
communistworkethic
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7404
Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:08 pm
Location: in your wife's dreams
Contact:
Contact communistworkethic

Post by communistworkethic » Wed May 09, 2007 6:20 pm

hmm wasn't an easy choice but the simplicity of Boris takes it.....
boltonboris wrote:deRANGEd ROVER
Top
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7042
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 am
Location: HULL, BABY!
Contact:
Contact Soldier_Of_The_White_Army

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon May 14, 2007 7:41 pm

Sorry Boris, can't wait forever mate:


Image
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Top
communistworkethic
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7404
Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:08 pm
Location: in your wife's dreams
Contact:
Contact communistworkethic

Post by communistworkethic » Mon May 14, 2007 7:45 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Sorry Boris, can't wait forever mate:


Image
it took her 40 years, but Gertie finally got her hands on Jussi.
Top
User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon May 14, 2007 8:07 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Sorry Boris, can't wait forever mate:


Image
D Cup?
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
Top
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7042
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 am
Location: HULL, BABY!
Contact:
Contact Soldier_Of_The_White_Army

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon May 14, 2007 8:28 pm

Image


Gertie was overjoyed at finally recieving a personal invitation from Juusi, unfortionately she never saw the lethal injection coming!!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Top
Verbal
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5834
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:11 am
Location: Silly London

Post by Verbal » Mon May 14, 2007 8:42 pm

Image


Jussi put on a brave face as he welcomed the new stalwarts of the bolton defence.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
Top
Gravedigger
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1144
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:26 pm
Location: North London, originally Farnworth

Post by Gravedigger » Tue May 15, 2007 11:42 am

Jussi won the "Tallest Dwarf" competition. 8)
Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man and let history make up its own mind.
Top
boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14515
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Post by boltonboris » Tue May 15, 2007 11:59 am

Lurch was over the moon with his one armed wife
Top
User avatar
Little Green Man
Icon
Icon
Posts: 4471
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:34 pm
Location: Justin Edinburgh

Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 pm

Trophy - Wife Swap
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Banter”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 18 guests