The TW Open 2007

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do we want another TW Open?

yes
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30%
no
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5%
don't care
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14%
golf is for fat middle aged men with awful jumpers and faggots (the Cowdrill option)
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51%
 
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:02 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Nice one Commie. Have we got a provisional list of competitors and declared handicaps?
You mean we're allocating handicaps before we play? :(
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:33 pm

I'll try and round up who is playing over the weekend.

Can all players email me with their handicaps if they have a proper one, please. I got my first official one today! Yay!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:43 pm

communistworkethic wrote:I'll try and round up who is playing over the weekend.

Can all players email me with their handicaps if they have a proper one, please. I got my first official one today! Yay!
Which is?
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:16 pm

PM me I meant, but you could probably guess my email address
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:43 am

Ladies and Gents this is your last opportunity to register for the 2007 TW Open Golf Championship, to be played on 8th July at Bolton Municipal Golf Course, Lostock, Bolton.


This will be a Stableford Points Tournament, points scored against NET scores as follows...

Bogey - 1pt
Par - 2 pts
Birdie - 3pts
Eagle - 4pts
Albatross - 5 pts.

Entrants so far are...
Commie
Bruce
Crayons
TD
Hotdog
Ratbert
Blurred

Bolton Boris are you still on for this?

Lots of handicaps are going down this year as I'm working on roughly 3/4s based on my new 24 handicap .....

Provisional h'caps......

Commie - 18
Bruce - 22
Blurred - 15 (serves you right for last year!! :twisted: )
TD - 28 (more generous than last year
Ratbert - 20
Crayons - 2
Hotdog - 18 (hmm that new job is going against you)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:19 am

Thank you Mr Handicap Chairman. That's most kind. Depending on the day I might need every stroke of mine. :P
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Post by Dr Hotdog » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:58 am

What did I have last year?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:06 am

On golf but a side note:

Played a few holes with my son in law on Tuesday evening. He takes his golf seriously and is good value as 8 handicap. He found a new ball in the rough and threw it to me as he already has more than Titleist. "You might not like it" he said with a big grin. When I looked it had a Man United badge emblazoned on it.

Now why would he think I wouldn't like to smash the Man U badge full blast with a driver? I did, with great gusto thinking I may never see it again. Barsteward went straight as a die down the fairway. I enjoyed heartily whacking it for rthe rest of the round. :twisted:
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:13 am

Dr Hotdog wrote:What did I have last year?
21 IIRC
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:21 am

How much might it cost to manufacture TW polo-shirts do you think? Too late for this one but might be a nice idea for next time.
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Post by ratbert » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:04 am

We should go for that idea (as long as mummy isn't designing the shirts after THAT photo :P )
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:09 am

hmmm I think I've spent quit eneough on golf clothing and/or equipment this year without another t-shirt!


http://www.positivebranding.co.uk/polos ... EgodejUkEA
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:17 pm

ratbert wrote:We should go for that idea (as long as mummy isn't designing the shirts after THAT photo :P )
I haven't decided whether or not to sport the cherry cords for the TW Open yet...


And Commie, do me a favour - 3/4 of 5 = 3.75 (i.e. 4)!!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:16 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
ratbert wrote:We should go for that idea (as long as mummy isn't designing the shirts after THAT photo :P )
I haven't decided whether or not to sport the cherry cords for the TW Open yet...


And Commie, do me a favour - 3/4 of 5 = 3.75 (i.e. 4)!!!
"roughly" as you know full well 3/4's penalises higher handicappers more than you single figure boys.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:48 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
ratbert wrote:We should go for that idea (as long as mummy isn't designing the shirts after THAT photo :P )
I haven't decided whether or not to sport the cherry cords for the TW Open yet...


And Commie, do me a favour - 3/4 of 5 = 3.75 (i.e. 4)!!!
"roughly" as you know full well 3/4's penalises higher handicappers more than you single figure boys.
Quite right too (indeed, isn't that the point of the 3/4 system anyway???)!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:00 pm

to ensure the smartasses don't get embarrassed?? Hmmm maybe at your golf club, not when I'm tournament sponsor and director!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:26 pm

Dr Hotdog wrote:What did I have last year?
A fair whack of everyone elses kit. :wink:

And, of course, fewer shots than me. :(
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:32 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:And Commie, do me a favour - 3/4 of 5 = 3.75 (i.e. 4)!!!
"roughly" as you know full well 3/4's penalises higher handicappers more than you single figure boys.
Ya bleedin' telling me!!!! :shock:
Athough I just can't erase from my mind, the words of the lead-licking QC. "No grown-man, on any one golf hole............." :evil:
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Post by blurred » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:37 am

communistworkethic wrote: Blurred - 15 (serves you right for last year!! :twisted: )
It's an anti-scouse conspiracy, stopping us Liverpool fans winning things, moan moan, grumble grumble. Where's me book of condolence and dead chicken? Youse are worse than UEFA, it's all your fault, etc.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:00 pm

blurred wrote:
communistworkethic wrote: Blurred - 15 (serves you right for last year!! :twisted: )
It's an anti-scouse conspiracy, stopping us Liverpool fans winning things, moan moan, grumble grumble. Where's me book of condolence and dead chicken? Youse are worse than UEFA, it's all your fault, etc.
A little bird (not a chicken) tells me you should check the "Spot the celebrity" thread. :wink:
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