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do we want another TW Open?

yes
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30%
no
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5%
don't care
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14%
golf is for fat middle aged men with awful jumpers and faggots (the Cowdrill option)
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51%
 
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:36 am

blurred wrote:Reports of Blurred pulling out of the TW Open due to a vicious paper-cut sustained to his left hand while in the office were stenuously denied by his agent, earlier today.
Dr Hotdog wrote:Probably, I'm in Wilmslow and there hasn't been a day without rain so far in July.

Perpetual depression, and i've not even driven off the first yet.
Excellent, sounds like this could be fun - you can't beat a course where the ball can plug on the fairway :D
It doesn't usually plug when you scuff it - ankle height - to a position between the Tee and the Ladies Tee.....I know this for a fact :cry:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:02 am

I played 9 holes yesterday and it was just about playable.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:05 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:T' weather report.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1217
Ahh. Auntie says dry with sunny bits? Bring waterproofs.

According to the very same source there wasn't meant to be a cloud in the sky when we played Haigh Hall. :roll:
Now showing rain today and tomorrow, but should be dry for competition day.
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Post by blurred » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:28 am

Sunday is predominantly Image according to metcheck, with a bit of Image too, apparently...
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Post by ratbert » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:33 am

And here's the beeb's take:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1211
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:23 pm

ratbert wrote:And here's the beeb's take:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1211
And they've changed that since 8.30 this morning, too.

Sunshine and showers today? Balls. I can assure you that it hasn't stopped lagging it down all morning in BB4. :evil:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:56 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ratbert wrote:And here's the beeb's take:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1211
And they've changed that since 8.30 this morning, too.

Sunshine and showers today? Balls. I can assure you that it hasn't stopped lagging it down all morning in BB4. :evil:
Or M1. Drizzling rain and a strong, nasty wind right through. From the looks of the sky it's in for the day.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:57 pm

pissing it down in Pott Shrigley this morning so it was
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:06 pm

I'm not part of the tw open, nor do I even understand golf. However, the sun is shining in Runcorn and it hasn't rained all day. So ner. :P
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Post by blurred » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:39 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:I'm not part of the tw open, nor do I even understand golf. However, the sun is shining in Runcorn and it hasn't rained all day. So ner. :P
Yep, belter of a day over here in Merseyside. Blowing an absolute frigging gale, but lovely sunshine :)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:48 pm

Let's see. It is actually the 6th of July isn't it? Summer...and all that stuff. Right now in that big city of Manchester it could well be February or November. Sky's as black as shit and only the wind keeping the clouds moving is stopping a persistent downpour..

If I were leaving school today, I'd apply to train as a weather forecaster. The only job you can fukc up at every day and still get paid. :(
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Post by ratbert » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:54 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:I'm not part of the tw open, nor do I even understand golf. However, the sun is shining in Runcorn and it hasn't rained all day. So ner. :P
Well something has to brighten up Runcorn! :mrgreen:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:31 pm

ratbert wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I'm not part of the tw open, nor do I even understand golf. However, the sun is shining in Runcorn and it hasn't rained all day. So ner. :P
Well something has to brighten up Runcorn! :mrgreen:
Isn't Runcorn the headquarters of the British fog manufacturing company?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:41 pm

:D
It used to be. Now its the headquarters of the 'Drink as much as you can on the streets before 10am' company.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:37 am

Ok chaps - a final reminder. Can you get your asses to Regents Park GC for about 11 tomorrow morning so that we can all pay for the rounds and do the draw for the pairs comp please.

TD - I'll pick you up about 1030

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:01 am

as much as i want to caddy for someone in this shite i have a newborn baby cousin to see

enjoy

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:19 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Ok chaps - a final reminder. Can you get your asses to Regents Park GC for about 11 tomorrow morning so that we can all pay for the rounds and do the draw for the pairs comp please.

TD - I'll pick you up about 1030

Ta

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Cheers Commie. It's pxxxxd down twice this morning in Farnworth and my garden is like a bog. Hope it lays off some or it's wellies with studs. :(
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:11 pm

UPDATE

Blue skies have burst out over M27, allowing me to cut the grass for the first time in four weeks. I might even push my luck and hang some shirts outside to dry. I must confess, this weather's all my fault. At the end of April I bought a table and chairs for the garden. Subsequently, theve been sat out in the rain, unused, ever since.

Oh, and I was down on the range at RP this morning, and the ball was stopping almost dead.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:58 pm

well some of you boys could have an advantage, I've just done my first 10k run as build up to the marathon. I'm a wee bit tired as a result and my planned trip to the range today could be canned.

after the Open, we shall retire to the bar if there's no comp on like last week (otherwise we'll go to the Beehive) for the prize giving...

We've got...
1st & 2nd prize
Nearest the Pin
Pairs champions

and side-bets are between yourselves!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:05 pm

Looking forward to it. Just given my clubs what has now become their annual clean. :mrgreen:
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