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Post by InsaneApache » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:41 pm

I take it that Keggin Keegle is a naughty boy now then. :lmfao:
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Post by Verbal » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:41 pm

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I said in an earlier post that NUFC is a car accident in Super Slo Mo. Well, it's now rolled onto its roof and large pieces are coming off.
Classic, having that as my new sig. :lol:
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:57 am

Verbal wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
I said in an earlier post that NUFC is a car accident in Super Slo Mo. Well, it's now rolled onto its roof and large pieces are coming off.
Classic, having that as my new sig. :lol:
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Post by Verbal » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:44 am

cheers!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:19 pm

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Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Or this. God, I hope these feck go down, big style.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... ic=50342.0
It's asking me to register and I really couldn't be arsed, Zulu. Any chance of you copying it across, Squire?
Try going right to http://www.nufc-forum.com/nufcforum/ind ... ic=17855.0 - they ask you to login but you don't have to. A_Realist writes:
We are just becoming the laughing stock the rest of the footballing world expected when we re-appointed KK. They all knew, as most of us know now, that it was a total nonsense.

Of course it is not all his fault but he cannot and will not turn it round. We would have been much better to stick with Allardyce than appoint Keegan. There was absolutely no danger of relegation under Sam - now we are in freefall with a manager seemingly clueless to stop it.

If we HAD to change (and did we have to??) it absolutely had to be for someone with the relevant experience. KK doesnt have that, as is now blindingly obvious.

We are deep in the sh*t.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:46 pm

Why do they keep on insisting they are a top-end club as if they have some divine right to be there.....and how long is it since they actually were? Delusional must be part of Geordie folklore.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:44 pm

what's making this all the better is that they wanted him

they asked for him

they got him

now feck off and take them down with you kev.

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Post by marshall_42 » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:28 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:what's making this all the better is that they wanted him

they asked for him

they got him

now feck off and take them down with you kev.
I'm not laughing til we get a few more points..... :cry:

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:51 pm

Allllll Newcastle for 88 mins, then...


Newcastle 0-1 Blackburn

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Post by marshall_42 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:51 pm

marshall_42 wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:what's making this all the better is that they wanted him

they asked for him

they got him

now feck off and take them down with you kev.
I'm not laughing til we get a few more points..... :cry:
although Jackburn just robbed a point off the barcodes :pissed:

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:48 pm

marshall_42 wrote:
marshall_42 wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:what's making this all the better is that they wanted him

they asked for him

they got him

now feck off and take them down with you kev.
I'm not laughing til we get a few more points..... :cry:
although Jackburn just robbed a point off the barcodes :pissed:
I'll tell you what though. Looking at their run in, this was there best chance of getting a win, and at home too. I'm convinced that should we manage to get above them, that is how it will stay until the end of the season.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:53 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
marshall_42 wrote:
marshall_42 wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:what's making this all the better is that they wanted him

they asked for him

they got him

now feck off and take them down with you kev.
I'm not laughing til we get a few more points..... :cry:
although Jackburn just robbed a point off the barcodes :pissed:
I'll tell you what though. Looking at their run in, this was there best chance of getting a win, and at home too. I'm convinced that should we manage to get above them, that is how it will stay until the end of the season.
And therein lies the problem....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:56 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
marshall_42 wrote:
marshall_42 wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:what's making this all the better is that they wanted him

they asked for him

they got him

now feck off and take them down with you kev.
I'm not laughing til we get a few more points..... :cry:
although Jackburn just robbed a point off the barcodes :pissed:
I'll tell you what though. Looking at their run in, this was there best chance of getting a win, and at home too. I'm convinced that should we manage to get above them, that is how it will stay until the end of the season.
And therein lies the problem....
Our goal difference is much supperior to their's. All we need is one win.


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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:31 am

Of course he'll see out his contract!

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:45 am

who's him in't middle. by looks of things their fitness coach

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:52 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Of course he'll see out his contract!

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:02 am

guy in't middle actually is playing hide and seek with the newcastle strikeforce. if anyone does see michael owen tell him he's on

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:32 pm

Forget laughing at em, leave em behind us. The first game of the season, even without KK, still hurts. Way thing are, they're still in the laughing chair as far as we stand. Let's do something about that, then laugh.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:02 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Forget laughing at em, leave em behind us. The first game of the season, even without KK, still hurts. Way thing are, they're still in the laughing chair as far as we stand. Let's do something about that, then laugh.
I fail to see how where we are in the table is of any relevance whatsoever when it comes to having a good laugh at the circus that is Newcastle United, Tango. They've just got rid of a moderately successful manager and trumpeted in as the new messiah an absolute cartoon of a man that's failed in every appointment he's had. To hear him having gone from "we're going to win something at this club" to "40 points should keep us up" in a matter of days is, for me, a source of abundant hilarity. Where we are is not the issue for it is not we that are a bunch of deluded knobbers.
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Post by spraggy » Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:11 pm

Now behind Wigan and Reading, got Birmingham away next weekend. Lose that and this time next week they'll be in the third relegation spot, behind us, Birmingham, and Sunderland if they get a point againt Chelsea.

Here's hoping! :pissed:

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