TW Open 2008

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:36 pm

14. Stableford suits me me not playing much as it allows for my inconsistency and my odd shite hole. Doesn't home player have to give 2 courtesy shots..............?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:17 pm

jimbo 11
ratbert 20
bruce 24
mummy 4
doc hotdog 17
fatshaft 6
bolton billy 20
communistbadtemper 15
blurred 15

and a reminder, just in case....

stableford points:

Based on your NET score for the hole you score points as follows..

Bogey - 1pts
Par - 2pts
Birdie - 3 points
Eagle - 4 points
Albatross - 5 points

The advantage to stableford is that ifyou have a really crap hole then you aren't out of the competition. If you get a 10 an a par 4, you just don't get any points as opposed to being 6 shots behind someone with par.

e.g. You have an 24 hanicap so on the following hole you get 2 shots
Hole 1 356yard par 4 stroke index 3

you hit 6 Gross, netted down to 4 with your two shots. Therefore a net Par, you score 2 points.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:25 pm

I think my old man will be playing with us, so that's another group that will have some local knowledge. He's off 13 usually, so I think he fits into Commie system at about 10.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:20 am

so is he called "sonyoucanteatcrayons"?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:40 am

communistworkethic wrote:jimbo 11
ratbert 20
bruce 24
mummy 4
doc hotdog 17
fatshaft 6
bolton billy 20
communistbadtemper 15
blurred 15

.

In the interest of fair play, I've been cut to six since last time around, if that makes a difference to your handicapping.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:40 am

fatshaft wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:jimbo 11
ratbert 20
bruce 24
mummy 4
doc hotdog 17
fatshaft 6
bolton billy 20
communistbadtemper 15
blurred 15

.
In the interest of fair play, I've been cut to six since last time around, if that makes a difference to your handicapping.

too fecking right it does!! That's you off 4 too.

tony cunninghams willy · Post by **tony cunninghams willy** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:51 am

Feck me.
Calf muscles.
Poorly thumbs.
Bad backs.

Straight out of the Gary Megson school of "tell everyone your injuries before you get whupped".

I'm gutted I can't make it, but looking at some of your handicaps - maybe not.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:08 pm

More gutted than you know, now it's here (large slice of green in there too somewhere), but hey-ho, have fun. Course looks great and I'll be watching the results with interest. Gives me a month or two to work on remembering how to play. Best of..

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:29 pm

Ok, all three groups will now have a member playing in them. Apart from my dad and me, there is one more Bolton fan who plays at Northop, and he's said he wants to play tomorrow.

He's a bandit off about 14, so we'll have him down at 10 too.

I think that takes us up to 11... which isn't ideal for the pairs situation, but we'll work something out.

When you get to the club, if you don't recognise me, I'll be the one in the Greg Norman straw hat.....

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:55 pm

Oh, and seeing as I'm not having to pay for the golf, I've got us a bottle of champagne to play for.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:10 pm

great, I'm running low on bubbly, make it decent stuff none of this Moet or Lansons cheapo stuff!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:25 pm

right I think this should do it for the groups, have tried to mix up the handicaps and put the 3 first to try to avoid any hold ups....

TW masters - Handicaps

Group 1 10.04
mummy 4
blurred 15
doc hotdog 17

Group 2 10.12
fatshaft 4
Sonyoucanteatcrayons 10
communistbadtemper 15
bruce 24

Group 3 10.20
Totherchapwhosupportsbolton 10
jimbo 11
bolton billy 20
ratbert 20

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:05 pm

communistworkethic wrote:right I think this should do it for the groups, have tried to mix up the handicaps and put the 3 first to try to avoid any hold ups....

TW masters - Handicaps

Group 1 10.04
mummy 4
blurred 15
doc hotdog 17

Group 2 10.12
fatshaft 4
Sonyoucanteatcrayons 10
communistbadtemper 15
bruce 24

Group 3 10.20
Totherchapwhosupportsbolton 10
jimbo 11
bolton billy 20
ratbert 20

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:48 pm

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Feck me.
Calf muscles.
Poorly thumbs.
Bad backs.

Straight out of the Gary Megson school of "tell everyone your injuries before you get whupped".

I'm gutted I can't make it, but looking at some of your handicaps - maybe not.

Can I add my clinical depression to the list being as I've just got back from Fulham, please?

<- See, that's me that is!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:50 pm

communistworkethic wrote: Group 2 10.12
fatshaft 4
Sonyoucanteatcrayons 10
communistbadtemper 15
bruce 24

Bring on the awkward moments, why dontcha?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote: Group 2 10.12
fatshaft 4
Sonyoucanteatcrayons 10
communistbadtemper 15
bruce 24

Bring on the awkward moments, why dontcha?

Huh? I've not slept with his Mam!!

tony cunninghams willy · Post by **tony cunninghams willy** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:44 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote: Group 2 10.12
fatshaft 4
Sonyoucanteatcrayons 10
communistbadtemper 15
bruce 24

Bring on the awkward moments, why dontcha?
Huh? I've not slept with his Mam!!

..........yet?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:49 pm

who've you been talking to?????????

tony cunninghams willy · Post by **tony cunninghams willy** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:03 pm

communistworkethic wrote:who've you been talking to?????????

auntiewhycanyoursisterforcemenottoeatcrayons

I think

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:04 am

Ha, thanks for your efforts, but I think I might like to have a little think about who plays with whom, being as I am the only person who knows everyone involved!

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