Today I'm angry about.....

[Hoboh]

I don't remember inviting the fcukers on to my estate
What can I buy to kill them?

Will rat poison work?

'Kin hell!!! How many acres you got Caps? Sir, your lordship T'other Lord live next door?

[Hoboh]

Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since

Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty

[boltonboris]

Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since

Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty

I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.

[CAPSLOCK]

Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since

Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty

I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.

Oh, do fcuk off

Keep 'other peoples pets' off my property and we'll get along

Like you say, they're 'other peoples'

I don't want their shit on my land or their claws scratching my cars

I do like dogs, but I'd never have one...can't be arsed with them, kids are bad enough

Dogs are pets, cats are wild animals

[boltonboris]

Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since

Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty

I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.

Oh, do fcuk off

Keep 'other peoples pets' off my property and we'll get along

Like you say, they're 'other peoples'

I don't want their shit on my land or their claws scratching my cars

I do like dogs, but I'd never have one...can't be arsed with them, kids are bad enough

Dogs are pets, cats are wild animals

Start that 'piece' with a Please and maybe, 'we'll get along'

[CAPSLOCK]

I don't care about getting along

I will take whatever steps are necessary to remove this horrible creature from my life - yes, I know its one of two

Now....google....cats must die stuff

[boltonboris]

I don't care about getting along

I will take whatever steps are necessary to remove this horrible creature from my life - yes, I know its one of two

Now....google....cats must die stuff

Catnip..... They hate Catnip

[CAPSLOCK]

What about airgun pellets?

[boltonboris]

What about airgun pellets?

No, they like them

[CAPSLOCK]

What gets me is that its only my car bonnet the little shit goes for

Is it that it's black?

[boltonboris]

What gets me is that its only my car bonnet the little shit goes for

Is it that it's black?

Some cats can be a tad racist...

Are there any trees or fence poles in your garden? If you put something out for them to scratch, ie; something low down and wooden, they'll leave your car alone.

Or maybe, because your car is Black and it absorbes the suns heat, they use it to sleep on.

When they wake up, they stretch like humans do... this usually means though, that they stick their claws out

[thebish]

Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since

Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty

I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.

I wouldn't advocate killing other people's pets - but I still have never heard anyone explain to me why it is deemed OK for one person to allow their pet cat to roam free-range across my garden - whereas it is not generally thought OK for me to release my pet Greyhound across their gardens....

[ratbert]

My uncle used a catapult and a large bucket of pebbles to keep the cats off his vegetable patch. Seemed to work.

It's tw*tting squirrels that need mass destruction.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

My uncle used a catapult and a large bucket of pebbles to keep the cats off his vegetable patch. Seemed to work.

It's tw*tting squirrels that need mass destruction.

I thought Tw*tting Squirrels was the band that formed after the break up of Smashing Pumpkins?

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Oh yeah. Today I'm angry about neck spasms. Or trapped nerves in my neck.

I think it's a trapped nerve in there, but it could just be a muscular thing. Back spasms are just weird. The pain from these is what I think contractions would feel like during labour. Man, they're paralysing. I've had them all day, and they came on around 9am this morning and got worse as the day went on. Doctor's tomorrow.

They're not fun. Especially when driving. Even more especially when turning right (the pain is exclusive to the left hand side of the neck.

[Raven]

Fook me I used to get that and its dam painful, hope it gets better soon.

[Athers]

Couriers who don't bother turning up, so you end up getting the company you're sending to trying to charge you for late delivery.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Sure it's been mentioned before, but World Cup adverts. Tubthumping, asinine nonsense that goes on about "passion, hope, pride for the nation, nerve, guts, expectation.....now buy our biscuits". Nothing about football. All to do with seeing how far people can become misguided with any rational thought. More to do with pressing the buttons of Modern Football Fan. And, as we've already gathered, Modern Football Fan is the bane of football.

[Dujon]

Some tub thumping politicians. The hide of them, really!

This 'lady', Karyn PALUZZANO, was gifted her seat in our state parliament following the retirement of the sitting member, Jackie Kelly, which in turn followed the antics of some of her followers/supporters in distributing some rather odd promotional material.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/n ... 5863816283 will give you the outline of the behaviour of this so-called saviour.

I wonder if the day when a local member was interested in the local community and its health will ever return. Perhaps it never was.

[bobo the clown]

Some tub thumping politicians. The hide of them, really!

This 'lady', Karyn PALUZZANO, was gifted her seat in our state parliament following the retirement of the sitting member, Jackie Kelly, which in turn followed the antics of some of her followers/supporters in distributing some rather odd promotional material.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/n ... 5863816283 will give you the outline of the behaviour of this so-called saviour.

I wonder if the day when a local member was interested in the local community and its health will ever return. Perhaps it never was.

A class act ... & she clearly filibustered the system until she qualified for this pension. There are many questions, which I'll leave Austrailians to ask, but I would wonder why those are the rules & why they let her drag her heels so that she qualified.

Also, whether what she did wasn't contempt (of Parliament) and hence should move her into more serious charges.

However, it's very clear that she may get away with this and so there's only one solution ... & it involves her being kidnapped and parts of her body being posted to friends & relatives over a prolonged peios until there's none left.

... or am I over-reacting ??