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Post by Hoboh » Thu May 13, 2010 12:26 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:I don't remember inviting the fcukers on to my estate
What can I buy to kill them?

Will rat poison work?
'Kin hell!!! How many acres you got Caps? Sir, your lordship :mrgreen: T'other Lord live next door?

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Post by Hoboh » Thu May 13, 2010 12:27 pm

boltonboris wrote:Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since
Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty :D

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Post by boltonboris » Thu May 13, 2010 12:32 pm

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boltonboris wrote:Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since
Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty :D
I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu May 13, 2010 1:19 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since
Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty :D
I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.
Oh, do fcuk off

Keep 'other peoples pets' off my property and we'll get along

Like you say, they're 'other peoples'

I don't want their shit on my land or their claws scratching my cars

I do like dogs, but I'd never have one...can't be arsed with them, kids are bad enough

Dogs are pets, cats are wild animals

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Post by boltonboris » Thu May 13, 2010 1:21 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since
Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty :D
I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.
Oh, do fcuk off

Keep 'other peoples pets' off my property and we'll get along

Like you say, they're 'other peoples'

I don't want their shit on my land or their claws scratching my cars

I do like dogs, but I'd never have one...can't be arsed with them, kids are bad enough

Dogs are pets, cats are wild animals
Start that 'piece' with a Please and maybe, 'we'll get along'
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu May 13, 2010 1:23 pm

I don't care about getting along :)

I will take whatever steps are necessary to remove this horrible creature from my life - yes, I know its one of two

Now....google....cats must die stuff

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Post by boltonboris » Thu May 13, 2010 1:25 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:I don't care about getting along :)

I will take whatever steps are necessary to remove this horrible creature from my life - yes, I know its one of two

Now....google....cats must die stuff
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu May 13, 2010 1:26 pm

What about airgun pellets?

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Post by boltonboris » Thu May 13, 2010 1:27 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:What about airgun pellets?
No, they like them
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu May 13, 2010 1:29 pm

What gets me is that its only my car bonnet the little shit goes for

Is it that it's black?

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Post by boltonboris » Thu May 13, 2010 1:32 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:What gets me is that its only my car bonnet the little shit goes for

Is it that it's black?
Some cats can be a tad racist...

Are there any trees or fence poles in your garden? If you put something out for them to scratch, ie; something low down and wooden, they'll leave your car alone.

Or maybe, because your car is Black and it absorbes the suns heat, they use it to sleep on.

When they wake up, they stretch like humans do... this usually means though, that they stick their claws out
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Post by thebish » Thu May 13, 2010 2:06 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Whilst we're on this Pet thing... I booted a dog square in the face last week for shitting on my lawn and having a go at one of my cats... It were a big fecker an' all. Labrador I think, the owner did nowt.. I've not seen it since
Bet a fiver (a real one) you wouldn't kick my rotty :D
I punched one of those last week in a cage fight..

I am of course joking about kicking the dog in the first place.. I just wanted to see if any of these 'dogs are cuddly wuddly, cats are tw*ts' people would realise how daft they sounds when they're on about killing other peoples pets.
I wouldn't advocate killing other people's pets - but I still have never heard anyone explain to me why it is deemed OK for one person to allow their pet cat to roam free-range across my garden - whereas it is not generally thought OK for me to release my pet Greyhound across their gardens....

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Post by ratbert » Thu May 13, 2010 2:18 pm

My uncle used a catapult and a large bucket of pebbles to keep the cats off his vegetable patch. Seemed to work.

It's tw*tting squirrels that need mass destruction.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu May 13, 2010 8:21 pm

ratbert wrote:My uncle used a catapult and a large bucket of pebbles to keep the cats off his vegetable patch. Seemed to work.

It's tw*tting squirrels that need mass destruction.
I thought Tw*tting Squirrels was the band that formed after the break up of Smashing Pumpkins?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu May 13, 2010 8:25 pm

Oh yeah. Today I'm angry about neck spasms. Or trapped nerves in my neck.

I think it's a trapped nerve in there, but it could just be a muscular thing. Back spasms are just weird. The pain from these is what I think contractions would feel like during labour. Man, they're paralysing. I've had them all day, and they came on around 9am this morning and got worse as the day went on. Doctor's tomorrow.

They're not fun. Especially when driving. Even more especially when turning right (the pain is exclusive to the left hand side of the neck.
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Post by Raven » Fri May 14, 2010 12:23 pm

Fook me I used to get that and its dam painful, hope it gets better soon.
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Post by Athers » Fri May 14, 2010 1:16 pm

Couriers who don't bother turning up, so you end up getting the company you're sending to trying to charge you for late delivery.
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat May 15, 2010 1:04 am

Sure it's been mentioned before, but World Cup adverts. Tubthumping, asinine nonsense that goes on about "passion, hope, pride for the nation, nerve, guts, expectation.....now buy our biscuits". Nothing about football. All to do with seeing how far people can become misguided with any rational thought. More to do with pressing the buttons of Modern Football Fan. And, as we've already gathered, Modern Football Fan is the bane of football.
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Post by Dujon » Sat May 15, 2010 1:56 am

Some tub thumping politicians. The hide of them, really!

This 'lady', Karyn PALUZZANO, was gifted her seat in our state parliament following the retirement of the sitting member, Jackie Kelly, which in turn followed the antics of some of her followers/supporters in distributing some rather odd promotional material.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/n ... 5863816283 will give you the outline of the behaviour of this so-called saviour.

I wonder if the day when a local member was interested in the local community and its health will ever return. Perhaps it never was.

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat May 15, 2010 10:47 am

Dujon wrote:Some tub thumping politicians. The hide of them, really!

This 'lady', Karyn PALUZZANO, was gifted her seat in our state parliament following the retirement of the sitting member, Jackie Kelly, which in turn followed the antics of some of her followers/supporters in distributing some rather odd promotional material.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/n ... 5863816283 will give you the outline of the behaviour of this so-called saviour.

I wonder if the day when a local member was interested in the local community and its health will ever return. Perhaps it never was.
A class act ... & she clearly filibustered the system until she qualified for this pension. There are many questions, which I'll leave Austrailians to ask, but I would wonder why those are the rules & why they let her drag her heels so that she qualified.

Also, whether what she did wasn't contempt (of Parliament) and hence should move her into more serious charges.

However, it's very clear that she may get away with this and so there's only one solution ... & it involves her being kidnapped and parts of her body being posted to friends & relatives over a prolonged peios until there's none left.

... or am I over-reacting ??
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