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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:47 pm

thebish wrote:will that run greasemonkey scripts?
Only if you run the Mk1 Striding Clouter after fitting a Tamping Wapple.

Come on, man. Even I know that!
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Post by thebish » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:26 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:will that run greasemonkey scripts?
Only if you run the Mk1 Striding Clouter after fitting a Tamping Wapple.

Come on, man. Even I know that!
ahh - of course! does the Mk1 still work on a 64bit?

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:43 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:will that run greasemonkey scripts?
Only if you run the Mk1 Striding Clouter after fitting a Tamping Wapple.

Come on, man. Even I know that!
ahh - of course! does the Mk1 still work on a 64bit?
If it's been built on the wankel rotary engine then no probs.

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Post by InsaneApache » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:41 am

No the wankel has beed superseded by the flotsam ASCII application. As is well known by ZX81 source code.

Some peeps! :shock:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:02 am

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:will that run greasemonkey scripts?
Only if you run the Mk1 Striding Clouter after fitting a Tamping Wapple.

Come on, man. Even I know that!
ahh - of course! does the Mk1 still work on a 64bit?
Only if you nice person it one, it says here.
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:55 pm

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx ... =154037480

More scumbags!!!! :twisted:

And we have a fruitcke Geordie running round too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:06 pm

When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it

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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:17 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
I think that's unlikely. less of the Daily Mail recommended CAPS.... (are you Eric Pickles?)

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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:39 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
They should be made to swallow the barrel of a 12 bore just before the trigger is pulled!!! These kids and their gangs should be eliminated, just like they did with terrorist groups, it should be a criminal offence to belong to a street gang, persist and they should face considerable consequences! that'll stop um!! dead or alive. :twisted:

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Post by Puskas » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:44 pm

Hobinho wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
They should be made to swallow the barrel of a 12 bore just before the trigger is pulled!!! These kids and their gangs should be eliminated, just like they did with terrorist groups, it should be a criminal offence to belong to a street gang, persist and they should face considerable consequences! that'll stop um!! dead or alive. :twisted:
One way to stop it - curfew for children. Stop the little shits being out on the street after 7pm, say.

Anyone under the age of 18 (maybe 21?) caught outside gets a night in the cells. Second offence, two nights. Third offence shot through the back of the head.

Children are tolerated too much in this country.
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:45 pm

Puskas wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
They should be made to swallow the barrel of a 12 bore just before the trigger is pulled!!! These kids and their gangs should be eliminated, just like they did with terrorist groups, it should be a criminal offence to belong to a street gang, persist and they should face considerable consequences! that'll stop um!! dead or alive. :twisted:
One way to stop it - curfew for children. Stop the little shits being out on the street after 7pm, say.

Anyone under the age of 18 (maybe 21?) caught outside gets a night in the cells. Second offence, two nights. Third offence shot through the back of the head.

Children are tolerated too much in this country.
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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:12 pm

Hobinho wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
They should be made to swallow the barrel of a 12 bore just before the trigger is pulled!!! These kids and their gangs should be eliminated, just like they did with terrorist groups, it should be a criminal offence to belong to a street gang, persist and they should face considerable consequences! that'll stop um!! dead or alive. :twisted:

did we (they?) eliminate the terrorist groups? when did that happen?

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:12 pm

thebish wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
They should be made to swallow the barrel of a 12 bore just before the trigger is pulled!!! These kids and their gangs should be eliminated, just like they did with terrorist groups, it should be a criminal offence to belong to a street gang, persist and they should face considerable consequences! that'll stop um!! dead or alive. :twisted:
did we (they?) eliminate the terrorist groups? when did that happen?
Well, it worked in Sri Lanka ... once they stopped fckg about !!

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Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:58 pm

thebish wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
They should be made to swallow the barrel of a 12 bore just before the trigger is pulled!!! These kids and their gangs should be eliminated, just like they did with terrorist groups, it should be a criminal offence to belong to a street gang, persist and they should face considerable consequences! that'll stop um!! dead or alive. :twisted:

did we (they?) eliminate the terrorist groups? when did that happen?
No due to all the wishy washy liberal types interfearing with human rights etc!!!bang, end of problem! :mrgreen:

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Post by Raven » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:36 pm

Customers calling in talking to you like shit, effing and blinding at you about something you had nothing to with then expecting you to helop/sort it out and when you have not done this within minutes are back on effing and blinding etc!

Customer may always be right but put phone down on the last one, stupid ignorant cnut, can find out himself where his parts are, I no longer care
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:45 pm

Hobinho wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
When they catch up with the murderers, maybe they'll use the defence that the bloke they killed MAY at some later date have gone on a mass killing spree, so in fact, they prevented an even greater atrocity

Maybe the judge n jury will swallow it
They should be made to swallow the barrel of a 12 bore just before the trigger is pulled!!! These kids and their gangs should be eliminated, just like they did with terrorist groups, it should be a criminal offence to belong to a street gang, persist and they should face considerable consequences! that'll stop um!! dead or alive. :twisted:
What if it's one of these 'street gangs' who show their anger to the world through the joy of synchronised dance? You know like those bellends from Britains got the Xtra talent on ice factor
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:49 pm

Raven wrote:Customers calling in talking to you like shit, effing and blinding at you about something you had nothing to with then expecting you to helop/sort it out and when you have not done this within minutes are back on effing and blinding etc!

Customer may always be right but put phone down on the last one, stupid ignorant cnut, can find out himself where his parts are, I no longer care
I work in shipping, and a couple of years ago, there were winds in excess of safety levels. One bloke didn;t get word and stayed in his crane, lifting containers out of the ship. The crane snapped and he fell (in his cabin) breaking most of the bones in his body, but thankfully surviving despite being in critical condition. A customer of mine demanded that I phone the port in order to get somebody else on the other crane and get his container off, so we could deliver it to his customer. He honestly didn't care about peoples lives.. He just wanted his cheap, Bangladeshi made blouses to get to his customer on time
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:22 pm

Fooking "go compare" adverts.

If I hear it one more time I'm going to personally track down the asshole in them and remove his tongue from his head with a pair of blunt sheers!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:34 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Fooking "go compare" adverts.

If I hear it one more time I'm going to personally track down the asshole in them and remove his tongue from his head with a pair of blunt sheers!
It's because the Meerkats have got all the competition in a :wink: panic.
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Post by clapton is god » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:04 pm

I was walking up Chorley Old Road today for the first time in years and was stood outside the.... Butchers Arms?

What's that all about? This pub is called The Victory! If you look higher up the old name is actually carved in sandstone just below the roof line. Why change an historic pub name? Its the Victory, always was and always will be.

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