TW Caption Competition Part 2

[TANGODANCER]

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Hurry up love or it'll be me that's tabling a motion!

[bobo the clown]

... and there was this Little Green Man ... and he was pissing and moaning ... and saying " ... it's me, not he fckg bloke next door" .... oooh, it was so funny !"

[Zulus Thousand of em]

And, after I've put the mattress on it, I'm going to give you the biggest seeing too you've ever had in your life. You sexy little minx!!

[Worthy4England]

And, after I've put the mattress on it, I'm going to give you the biggest seeing too you've ever had in your life. You sexy little minx!!

[Prufrock]

And the winner is....definitely NOT Zulu, sweet Jesus know, *shudders* . Special mentions to Bobo, and Worthy and his ballots, but just edged by this wonderfully bleak entry from LK, take it away squire.

Finally, the electorate had found a cabinet they could believe in.

[bobo the clown]

it's been left too long, let's get this show back on the road ....

[Little Green Man]

Just when the residents of Rothbury thought it was safe to leave their houses...

[Zulus Thousand of em]

"Top o'th Brow redevelopment may need a rethink" says local councillor.

[TANGODANCER]

The remake of Psycho meets Jurassic Park didn't seem to be working too well.

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[jaffka]

Those damn neighbours have let their pet out again.

[Gary the Enfield]

Croc reeled back in horror as he neared the small human. ''What the f*ck is that smell?'' quoth he.

[thebish]

"Look at that -it's a disgrace - the bloody council should stop wasting money on Lesbian asylum-seeker cookery for vegans classes - and sort out the bin collections once and for all", said outraged resident Hobinho.

[jaffka]

When the winner is announced will you reveal what the photo is from?

[bobo the clown]

Croc reeled back in horror as he neared the small human. ''What the f*ck is that smell?'' quoth he.

Apart from the gratuitous use of the word 'quoth', this is the winner for me !

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Jaffka, I got it from the izit.org (it's a charity ???) site. There are pages & pages of funnies. It's on around page 8 at the moment.

If you hit this one it gives you it & you can investigate a little further ....
http://izit.org/sites/default/files/ima ... d_8377.gif

It's called 'wiggle stereoscopy' and this explains 'how it's done' .... http://sunpig.com/martin/archives/2005/ ... roach.html

I suspect the monster was photoshopped !!

[jaffka]

Thanks, looks like it could have been some sort of movie cap...now I know.

[seanworth]

Croc reeled back in horror as he neared the small human. ''What the f*ck is that smell?'' quoth he.

Apart from the gratuitous use of the word 'quoth', this is the winner for me !

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Jaffka, I got it from the izit.org (it's a charity ???) site. There are pages & pages of funnies. It's on around page 8 at the moment.

If you hit this one it gives you it & you can investigate a little further ....
http://izit.org/sites/default/files/ima ... d_8377.gif

It's called 'wiggle stereoscopy' and this explains 'how it's done' .... http://sunpig.com/martin/archives/2005/ ... roach.html

I suspect the monster was photoshopped !!

That is the funniest caption right there.

[Gary the Enfield]

Flattered as I am, I still can't post a picture.

Can someone else take up the mantle?

[TANGODANCER]

Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

[Gary the Enfield]

Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

Cheers TD, and Bobo.

I'm off for a little practice with my new-found Skillz. Word.

[Gary the Enfield]

Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

So I said ''I've got this fax in my pocket. I was wearing a mankini at the time!!!!''