TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat May 08, 2010 10:25 pm

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Hurry up love or it'll be me that's tabling a motion!
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat May 08, 2010 11:28 pm

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... and there was this Little Green Man ... and he was pissing and moaning ... and saying " ... it's me, not he fckg bloke next door" .... oooh, it was so funny !"
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun May 09, 2010 7:47 am

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And, after I've put the mattress on it, I'm going to give you the biggest seeing too you've ever had in your life. You sexy little minx!!
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun May 09, 2010 9:23 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Image

And, after I've put the mattress on it, I'm going to give you the biggest seeing too you've ever had in your life. You sexy little minx!!
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Post by Prufrock » Mon May 10, 2010 3:10 pm

And the winner is....definitely NOT Zulu, sweet Jesus know, *shudders* :D. Special mentions to Bobo, and Worthy and his ballots, but just edged by this wonderfully bleak entry from LK, take it away squire.
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:16 am

it's been left too long, let's get this show back on the road ....

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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:34 pm

Just when the residents of Rothbury thought it was safe to leave their houses...

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:44 am

"Top o'th Brow redevelopment may need a rethink" says local councillor.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:48 am

The remake of Psycho meets Jurassic Park didn't seem to be working too well.

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Post by jaffka » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:19 pm

Those damn neighbours have let their pet out again.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:55 pm

Croc reeled back in horror as he neared the small human. ''What the f*ck is that smell?'' quoth he.

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Post by thebish » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:49 pm

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"Look at that -it's a disgrace - the bloody council should stop wasting money on Lesbian asylum-seeker cookery for vegans classes - and sort out the bin collections once and for all", said outraged resident Hobinho.

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Post by jaffka » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:21 am

When the winner is announced will you reveal what the photo is from?

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:38 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Croc reeled back in horror as he neared the small human. ''What the f*ck is that smell?'' quoth he.
Apart from the gratuitous use of the word 'quoth', this is the winner for me !

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Jaffka, I got it from the izit.org (it's a charity ???) site. There are pages & pages of funnies. It's on around page 8 at the moment.

If you hit this one it gives you it & you can investigate a little further ....
http://izit.org/sites/default/files/ima ... d_8377.gif

It's called 'wiggle stereoscopy' and this explains 'how it's done' .... http://sunpig.com/martin/archives/2005/ ... roach.html

I suspect the monster was photoshopped !!
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Post by jaffka » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:42 am

Thanks, looks like it could have been some sort of movie cap...now I know.

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Post by seanworth » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:40 am

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Gary the Enfield wrote:Croc reeled back in horror as he neared the small human. ''What the f*ck is that smell?'' quoth he.
Apart from the gratuitous use of the word 'quoth', this is the winner for me !

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Jaffka, I got it from the izit.org (it's a charity ???) site. There are pages & pages of funnies. It's on around page 8 at the moment.

If you hit this one it gives you it & you can investigate a little further ....
http://izit.org/sites/default/files/ima ... d_8377.gif

It's called 'wiggle stereoscopy' and this explains 'how it's done' .... http://sunpig.com/martin/archives/2005/ ... roach.html

I suspect the monster was photoshopped !!
That is the funniest caption right there.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:15 am

Flattered as I am, I still can't post a picture. :oops:

Can someone else take up the mantle?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:37 am

Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:56 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

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Cheers TD, and Bobo.

I'm off for a little practice with my new-found Skillz. Word.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:57 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

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So I said ''I've got this fax in my pocket. I was wearing a mankini at the time!!!!''

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