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Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:01 pm

thebish wrote:Bobo has a boner for Rooney...

Oh, and there was me thinking he was sick from an infection or having a C-Section.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:51 pm

I reckon it's a massive ploy, from Fergusson, which Rooney is in on, to get the Glazers to spend some money. Look, best player going to leave. Ambition. No players. We're knackered if he goes. MONEYYY ye wee bastards.

No?

Also, made me chuckle,

"Rooney is injured at the moment, after an accidental clash with Paul Scholes in training on Tuesday, and was not visible inside the stadium."

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:16 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:Bobo has a boner for Rooney...
Oh, and there was me thinking he was sick from an infection or having a C-Section.

Well I actually meant that the whole Stretford going tits-up, but as clerics can't quite cope without people being gay it's unlikely I'll shake that image off.

Either way, anyone who brings the House of Husher down could demand my "attention" and it'd get consideration.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:22 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:Bobo has a boner for Rooney...
Oh, and there was me thinking he was sick from an infection or having a C-Section.
Well I actually meant that the whole Stretford going tits-up, but as clerics can't quite cope without people being gay it's unlikely I'll shake that image off.

Either way, anyone who brings the House of Husher down could demand my "attention" and it'd get consideration.

yes Bobo - I think we got that...

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:29 pm

This is superb

Mr Ian Holloway's opinion on Mr Wayne Rooney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_RdLGZ8 ... ata_player

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:51 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Would it be wrong of me to say I admire the way Ferguson and the Club have dealt with this? All speculation has been killed off and now Rooney will have to go where United say and not where he wants which gives United the control again. Forget who's involved here, the politics and power shifting is impressive to watch.

It would indeed seem true that no one player is bigger than United.

Initially they had egg on thier face because as late as Sunday night they were still describing the story as 'absolute nonsense'. You're right though, since then the MU PR machine has gone into overdrive and Utd fans are slagging off Rooney. Odd really, given that his statement pretty much summed up what the yellow & green crew have been moaning about - i.e we're knackered financially!

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:12 am

Apparantly, a group of 20+ blokes turned up at Rooneys house giving him death threats!! If he signs for City, he might die.. But those 'fans' might die from the heads and hearts exploding first! (hopefully)

This will really make him want to stay won't it?!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:28 am

I heard the same thing happened to Ferdinand when the drugs thing was going on, and there was a bit of an altercation on his (probably rather large) lawn. Don't remember hearing about it in the press. Anyway, point I'm making is it won't necessarily push him out the door, but it can't help.

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:25 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:This is superb

Mr Ian Holloway's opinion on Mr Wayne Rooney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_RdLGZ8 ... ata_player

I look for Holloway's quotes each week

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:37 am

Looks like the back peddling might be starting. Is Rooney getting cold feet, is he shocked that there isn't a line of clubs wanting to offer him 250 thou per week, or is this the next stage of the media blitz. So far it hasn't worked well for him.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:43 am

Holloway is talking shite though, isn't he? Mortgages? No, players are more like renting a house, you don't get to keep it.

I now realise what it feels like to think like Ian Holloway.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:53 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Holloway is talking shite though, isn't he? Mortgages? No, players are more like renting a house, you don't get to keep it.

I now realise what it feels like to think like Ian Holloway.

That's what is known as a "given".

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:35 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Holloway is talking shite though, isn't he? Mortgages? No, players are more like renting a house, you don't get to keep it.

I now realise what it feels like to think like Ian Holloway.
That's what is known as a "given".

Holloway's mad, but that's why I enjoy reading his quotes each week.

P.O.S. · Post by **P.O.S.** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:44 pm

He's only gone and signed a new 5 year contract!

Still finished is he, United fans?

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:44 pm

He's signed a 5 year contract. At United. Wish I could get that if I publically slated my employers!

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:45 pm

Jesus - he's signed a new deal?!?!

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:46 pm

P.O.S. wrote:He's only gone and signed a new 5 year contract!

Still finished is he, United fans?

Haha! Beat me to it!

He's obviously been given assurances that they'll be active in the transfer market....

Everyones saying to a City fan at work, that they're lining up a bid for Tevez.. She's cacking herself!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:46 pm

They'll have to get the PR machine into reverse pretty sharpish - wankers.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:49 pm

What a fecking charade. Bunch of tw@ts the lot of them.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:51 pm

He must be on a LOT of money. Surprised if they'll be able to afford anyone else

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