Shrek crosses his gaffer!

[boltonboris]

He obviously just needed everybody to tell him how much of a precious little darling he is!

[seanworth]

What a cock.

[BWFC_Insane]

What a load of total bollocks.

How can you release a statement two days ago saying you want out and now sign a 5 year deal?

Had Rooney kept quiet this might have been swept under the carpet.

But now he, Fergie and Utd all look like absolute mugs.

No player is bigger than the club? Well thats not how it looks at Man Utd in my eyes.

[CrazyHorse]

But now he, Fergie and Utd all look like absolute mugs.

I know.
Brilliant isn't it?

[Gary the Enfield]

Didn't see that coming. What a bunch of Tits!!

[boltonboris]

What a load of total bollocks.

How can you release a statement two days ago saying you want out and now sign a 5 year deal?

Had Rooney kept quiet this might have been swept under the carpet.

But now he, Fergie and Utd all look like absolute mugs.

No player is bigger than the club? Well thats not how it looks at Man Utd in my eyes.

Fergie looks like a mug?

Does he balls! He's come out of this smelling of roses.. Turned this right back onto Rooney and made him look like the idiot he is! He's done it all to send out a message of "nobody is bigger than this club" and it's feckin' true!

Fair play to Ferguson

[Lord Kangana]

I'd love it if his form never recovered, yet Yernited were still shelling out millions on him.

Do I need to add an "absolutley love it" here?

[marshall_42]

I'd love it if his form never recovered, yet Yernited were still shelling out millions on him.

Do I need to add an "absolutley love it" here?

and so it shall be!

[CAPSLOCK]

He's come out of this smelling of roses.. Turned this right back onto Rooney and made him look like the idiot he is! He's done it all to send out a message of "nobody is bigger than this club" and it's feckin' true!

Fair play to Ferguson

And how big a rise has Rooney got?


As it happens, I'm glad they haven't sold him

Means them there debts still loom large

[boltonboris]

He's come out of this smelling of roses.. Turned this right back onto Rooney and made him look like the idiot he is! He's done it all to send out a message of "nobody is bigger than this club" and it's feckin' true!

Fair play to Ferguson

And how big a rise has Rooney got?


As it happens, I'm glad they haven't sold him

Means them there debts still loom large

The same as he'd have got without all this bollocks, I'd wager..

The only person who looks a cock here is rooney, for dragging this along

[BWFC_Insane]

What a load of total bollocks.

How can you release a statement two days ago saying you want out and now sign a 5 year deal?

Had Rooney kept quiet this might have been swept under the carpet.

But now he, Fergie and Utd all look like absolute mugs.

No player is bigger than the club? Well thats not how it looks at Man Utd in my eyes.

Fergie looks like a mug?

Does he balls! He's come out of this smelling of roses.. Turned this right back onto Rooney and made him look like the idiot he is! He's done it all to send out a message of "nobody is bigger than this club" and it's feckin' true!

Fair play to Ferguson

Fergie looks like he's been backed into a corner by a player and given in.

Rooney wanted out and said so publically. Fergie and the board must have backed down on some of Rooneys demands whatever they may be.

Or grovelled. Or both.

Otherwise Rooney would still be on his bike.

[thebish]

Fergie looks like he's been backed into a corner by a player and given in.

Rooney wanted out and said so publically. Fergie and the board must have backed down on some of Rooneys demands whatever they may be.

Or grovelled. Or both.

Otherwise Rooney would still be on his bike.

I very much doubt it... Ferguson could run rings around wayne, and from where I sit, it is rooney who looks like he has his tail between his legs... (actually - scrub that image - eugh!)

Rooney likes fergie's cow best now - and that white stuff in the bottle obviously wasn't milk... now, where did those bloody seagulls go?

[Lord Kangana]

So just to be clear on this, he's not going to Perth Glory now, then?

[BWFC_Insane]

Fergie looks like he's been backed into a corner by a player and given in.

Rooney wanted out and said so publically. Fergie and the board must have backed down on some of Rooneys demands whatever they may be.

Or grovelled. Or both.

Otherwise Rooney would still be on his bike.

I very much doubt it... Ferguson could run rings around wayne, and from where I sit, it is rooney who looks like he has his tail between his legs... (actually - scrub that image - eugh!)

Rooney likes fergie's cow best now - and that white stuff in the bottle obviously wasn't milk... now, where did those bloody seagulls go?

Hang on a sec. He was set on leaving. Said so in a statement.

He's now staying. Surely folk aren't seriously thinking Fergie has "forced" him into staying.

Unless they gave him whatever he wanted Rooney would be offski. Since when had a player publically said they want to leave Man Utd and been persuaded (and for that you can read begged) by Fergie et al?

[Raven]

You cynical lot, money had nothing to do with it, as every pundit (except for Paul Merson) kept telling us

[thebish]

Unless they gave him whatever he wanted Rooney would be offski. Since when had a player publically said they want to leave Man Utd and been persuaded (and for that you can read begged) by Fergie et al?

wayne wanted to go... fergie wanted him to stay... fergie got his way (and, I suspect, battered Rooney's standing a bit and got a better deal than they might originally have offered)

however - I doubt we will ever conclusively know one way or the other. If I was a betting man (which I'm not) - my money would be on fergie putting one over on wayne rather than the other way around.

[Lord Kangana]

Fergie looks like he's been backed into a corner by a player and given in.

Rooney wanted out and said so publically. Fergie and the board must have backed down on some of Rooneys demands whatever they may be.

Or grovelled. Or both.

Otherwise Rooney would still be on his bike.

I very much doubt it... Ferguson could run rings around wayne, and from where I sit, it is rooney who looks like he has his tail between his legs... (actually - scrub that image - eugh!)

Rooney likes fergie's cow best now - and that white stuff in the bottle obviously wasn't milk... now, where did those bloody seagulls go?

Hang on a sec. He was set on leaving. Said so in a statement.

He's now staying. Surely folk aren't seriously thinking Fergie has "forced" him into staying.

Unless they gave him whatever he wanted Rooney would be offski. Since when had a player publically said they want to leave Man Utd and been persuaded (and for that you can read begged) by Fergie et al?

You're absolutely bob on BWFCi.

The Glazers probably realised their position would be untenable if Rooney left, so caved in. I wouldn't worry, he'll be yerniteds Stevie Me soon.

[Tombwfc]

At the end of the day Wayne Rooney is still a Manchester United player.

Job done for Fergie I think.

[BWFC_Insane]

At the end of the day Wayne Rooney is still a Manchester United player.

Job done for Fergie I think.

And if his form stays as it is, job done for Citeh, Chelsea and Arsenal!

[P.O.S.]

United can get a much bigger asking price for him if Rooney decides to throw his toys out of the pram again 12 months down the line.

Dave Whealan's usually good for an arse-licking quote about United, I wonder what garbage he'll come out with when he's asked about it tomorrow as Im sure he will be!