West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Further down this story is a link to a mascot beating a fan up at a basketball game. I'd swear the hapless victim is wearing a Hammers shirtBwfcDan wrote:April fools has come early![]()
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And they're out. 

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.... and, as I said on here about 2,000 posts ago "it's the hope that kills you".Bruce Rioja wrote:And they're out.

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They don't need a striker. Dyer should be back very soon.
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BBC wrote:1530: West Ham finally seem to have woken up at The Hawthorns but have not created a clear-cut chance yet.
1532: GOALFLASH West Brom 3-0 West Ham (Reid og)

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Aye- 2 down after 8 minutes in a must win 6 pointer.
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Some premature gloating going on here.
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Be nice if they lost it now
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They're still going down 

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Getting some help from the officials. Blatent handball.
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Wonder what flowery language Martin Samuel will use to justify it?
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Over and out.
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I watched the highlights on ITV last night.
I've never heard such one-sided drivel as that from Jim Beglin. The other half actually barked up with "did he used to play for them or something".
The blatent handball by Picquionne was "clever" and the ref & linesman could never have seen it ... in effect a fair goal therefore, the (albeit slight) foul to get the penalty was "a dive ... blatent dive .... Parker never touched him (err ... yes he did Jim). The wall was a fould for the Stoke goal 9in fact yes, it was, but was it not "clever" James??). On & on & on it went.
Oh ... & Robert Green was unfortunate with the one he let squirm out of his hands. No he wasn't ..... it was another example of him being shite, you useless git.
He stopped short of saying that Stoke in the semi's over the football playing Spam is a clear travesty & maybe the authorities should do something. Just !
He must be up for a job at the Olympic Rip-Off Stadium I guess.
I've never heard such one-sided drivel as that from Jim Beglin. The other half actually barked up with "did he used to play for them or something".
The blatent handball by Picquionne was "clever" and the ref & linesman could never have seen it ... in effect a fair goal therefore, the (albeit slight) foul to get the penalty was "a dive ... blatent dive .... Parker never touched him (err ... yes he did Jim). The wall was a fould for the Stoke goal 9in fact yes, it was, but was it not "clever" James??). On & on & on it went.
Oh ... & Robert Green was unfortunate with the one he let squirm out of his hands. No he wasn't ..... it was another example of him being shite, you useless git.
He stopped short of saying that Stoke in the semi's over the football playing Spam is a clear travesty & maybe the authorities should do something. Just !
He must be up for a job at the Olympic Rip-Off Stadium I guess.
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And let's not forget why this thread exists...
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I hope that whoever shows the semi final the other channel are laughing their b***ocks off. Let's see if anyone tunes in outside of Bolton and Stoke. Oh wait, they won't even have enough fans to fill the stadium let alone watch on t.v.
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I hope that whoever shows the semi final the other channel are laughing their b***ocks off. Let's see if anyone tunes in outside of Bolton and Stoke. Oh wait, they won't even have enough fans to fill the stadium let alone watch on t.v.
You've got to be in it to win it.

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Looks like we will have to beat West Ham again in a few weeks time and hopefully do our part in getting them relegated again. Then we will see who is laughing their b***ocks off.Zulus Thousand of em wrote:And let's not forget why this thread exists...
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I hope that whoever shows the semi final the other channel are laughing their b***ocks off. Let's see if anyone tunes in outside of Bolton and Stoke. Oh wait, they won't even have enough fans to fill the stadium let alone watch on t.v.
You've got to be in it to win it.
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