West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:50 pm

BwfcDan wrote:April fools has come early :laugh:

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:53 pm

And they're out. :lol:
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:43 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:And they're out. :lol:
.... and, as I said on here about 2,000 posts ago "it's the hope that kills you".

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:51 pm

What a shame.

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Post by seanworth » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:53 pm

They don't need a striker. Dyer should be back very soon.

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:41 pm

BBC wrote:1530: West Ham finally seem to have woken up at The Hawthorns but have not created a clear-cut chance yet.

1532: GOALFLASH West Brom 3-0 West Ham (Reid og)
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Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:00 pm

:)

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:24 pm

Some premature gloating going on here.
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Post by BwfcDan » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:50 pm

They're still going down :D
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Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:38 pm

Getting some help from the officials. Blatent handball.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:49 pm

Wonder what flowery language Martin Samuel will use to justify it?
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Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:57 pm

Over and out.
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Post by seanworth » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:58 pm

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:57 am

I watched the highlights on ITV last night.

I've never heard such one-sided drivel as that from Jim Beglin. The other half actually barked up with "did he used to play for them or something".

The blatent handball by Picquionne was "clever" and the ref & linesman could never have seen it ... in effect a fair goal therefore, the (albeit slight) foul to get the penalty was "a dive ... blatent dive .... Parker never touched him (err ... yes he did Jim). The wall was a fould for the Stoke goal 9in fact yes, it was, but was it not "clever" James??). On & on & on it went.

Oh ... & Robert Green was unfortunate with the one he let squirm out of his hands. No he wasn't ..... it was another example of him being shite, you useless git.

He stopped short of saying that Stoke in the semi's over the football playing Spam is a clear travesty & maybe the authorities should do something. Just !

He must be up for a job at the Olympic Rip-Off Stadium I guess.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:55 pm

And let's not forget why this thread exists...

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I hope that whoever shows the semi final the other channel are laughing their b***ocks off. Let's see if anyone tunes in outside of Bolton and Stoke. Oh wait, they won't even have enough fans to fill the stadium let alone watch on t.v.

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Post by seanworth » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:57 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:And let's not forget why this thread exists...

Taken from KUMB website

I hope that whoever shows the semi final the other channel are laughing their b***ocks off. Let's see if anyone tunes in outside of Bolton and Stoke. Oh wait, they won't even have enough fans to fill the stadium let alone watch on t.v.

You've got to be in it to win it. :fingers:
Looks like we will have to beat West Ham again in a few weeks time and hopefully do our part in getting them relegated again. Then we will see who is laughing their b***ocks off.

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