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Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by deliasmith » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:07 am

Founders of the Football League, 'ard workin'towns, definitely carrying no glory hunters.
I think we should jointly go to Wembley 'old-fashioned' - proper fans' dress and behaviour from the days of Stanley Matthews and Nat Lofthouse: flat caps, mufflers, overcoat or proper jacket, shined shoes. NO baseball caps, replica shirts, tracksuits, denims. Definitely NO iphones. No burgers at the ground, but bring your own snap - oatcakes with cold bacon, egg sandwiches for the toffs. Visit a Soho stripclub after the game ...

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Re: Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by hi there, i'm chris » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:24 am

Good idea. In keeping with the theme, Rory Delap should be banned from long throws since in those days it was impossible to throw it more than 5 ft.
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Re: Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:31 am

hi there, i'm chris wrote:Good idea. In keeping with the theme, Rory Delap should be banned from long throws since in those days it was impossible to throw it more than 5 ft.
One thing's for sure; if he'd tried to wipe the ball with a towel for throw ins he'd have ended up wearing it as a bandage.
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Re: Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by martin1877coywm » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:43 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
hi there, i'm chris wrote:Good idea. In keeping with the theme, Rory Delap should be banned from long throws since in those days it was impossible to throw it more than 5 ft.
One thing's for sure; if he'd tried to wipe the ball with a towel for throw ins he'd have ended up wearing it as a bandage.
lol what does that mean :)

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Re: Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:48 am

deliasmith wrote:Founders of the Football League, 'ard workin'towns, definitely carrying no glory hunters.
I think we should jointly go to Wembley 'old-fashioned' - proper fans' dress and behaviour from the days of Stanley Matthews and Nat Lofthouse: flat caps, mufflers, overcoat or proper jacket, shined shoes. NO baseball caps, replica shirts, tracksuits, denims. Definitely NO iphones. No burgers at the ground, but bring your own snap - oatcakes with cold bacon, egg sandwiches for the toffs. Visit a Soho stripclub after the game ...

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Love your sense of humour but we're all modenised these days. What cotton mills are left are all catalogue warehouses now and the cloggers shops and ironmongers are all cash-converters, nail parlours and sunbed emporiums. We have an annual "spot the whippet" competition that nobody ever wins. All our players are upmarket, live in semis, drive Fiat Puntos and send out for takeaways. Flat caps are fashion items and suits only worn for weddings, funerals and court appearances. :wink:
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Re: Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:29 am

martin1877coywm wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
hi there, i'm chris wrote:Good idea. In keeping with the theme, Rory Delap should be banned from long throws since in those days it was impossible to throw it more than 5 ft.
One thing's for sure; if he'd tried to wipe the ball with a towel for throw ins he'd have ended up wearing it as a bandage.
lol what does that mean :)
It means the paddock wouldn't have been as tolerant as our current crowds in relation to Delaps antics

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Re: Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:33 am

deliasmith wrote:Founders of the Football League, 'ard workin'towns, definitely carrying no glory hunters.
I think we should jointly go to Wembley 'old-fashioned' - proper fans' dress and behaviour from the days of Stanley Matthews and Nat Lofthouse: flat caps, mufflers, overcoat or proper jacket, shined shoes. NO baseball caps, replica shirts, tracksuits, denims. Definitely NO iphones. No burgers at the ground, but bring your own snap - oatcakes with cold bacon, egg sandwiches for the toffs. Visit a Soho stripclub after the game ...

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You gonna have a word with your manager then?

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Re: Stoke and Bolton - two proper clubs

Post by P.O.S. » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:32 pm

Delia's been ont' piss again!

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