West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:01 pm

Kin ell, are cups won on attendance an all now?

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:04 pm

bobo the clown wrote:I watched the highlights on ITV last night.

I've never heard such one-sided drivel as that from Jim Beglin. The other half actually barked up with "did he used to play for them or something".

The blatent handball by Picquionne was "clever" and the ref & linesman could never have seen it ... in effect a fair goal therefore, the (albeit slight) foul to get the penalty was "a dive ... blatent dive .... Parker never touched him (err ... yes he did Jim). The wall was a fould for the Stoke goal 9in fact yes, it was, but was it not "clever" James??). On & on & on it went.

Oh ... & Robert Green was unfortunate with the one he let squirm out of his hands. No he wasn't ..... it was another example of him being shite, you useless git.

He stopped short of saying that Stoke in the semi's over the football playing Spam is a clear travesty & maybe the authorities should do something. Just !

He must be up for a job at the Olympic Rip-Off Stadium I guess.
Wasn't just Beglin, was the commentator too.

Oh and someone explain to me how "Scotty" Parker was man of the match? Gave a penalty away and blasted a shot 30 yards wide. They were his major contributions to a DEFEAT.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:27 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote: Oh and someone explain to me how "Scotty" Parker was man of the match? Gave a penalty away and blasted a shot 30 yards wide. They were his major contributions to a DEFEAT.
Aye - worst game I have seen him play for a while.
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Post by boltonboris » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:34 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Kin ell, are cups won on attendance an all now?
If they were, West Ham would still be gash!

They can't fill their Stadium (which is marginally bigger than ours), but take great delight in the fact that we can't? Tossers
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:58 pm

boltonboris wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:Kin ell, are cups won on attendance an all now?
If they were, West Ham would still be gash!

They can't fill their Stadium (which is marginally bigger than ours), but take great delight in the fact that we can't? Tossers
This sums up West Ham fans attitude to things well IMO.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:39 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:... and someone explain to me how "Scotty" Parker was man of the match? Gave a penalty away and blasted a shot 30 yards wide. They were his major contributions to a DEFEAT.
It's the law, don't you know anything ?? :conf:

Scotty Parker is MoM every time he plays, unless it's against a 'big 4' club.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:53 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:... and someone explain to me how "Scotty" Parker was man of the match? Gave a penalty away and blasted a shot 30 yards wide. They were his major contributions to a DEFEAT.
It's the law, don't you know anything ?? :conf:

Scotty Parker is MoM every time he plays, unless it's against a 'big 4' club.
The sycophantic Parker love in does my head in. Yeah he's decent enough and got a good attitude (that only shines through really because of the poor attitude of many other W ham players) but he's no goddamn world beater.

Every game he plays you'll hear some right nonsense about him.

If he were that good Harry "I'll buy and sell my own granny" Redknapp would have had him 2 years back.

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Post by William the White » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:00 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:And let's not forget why this thread exists...

Taken from KUMB website

I hope that whoever shows the semi final the other channel are laughing their b***ocks off. Let's see if anyone tunes in outside of Bolton and Stoke. Oh wait, they won't even have enough fans to fill the stadium let alone watch on t.v.

You've got to be in it to win it. :fingers:
It must be humiliating for them to be so much worse than Stoke and Bolton... So regularly.. so enduringly...

And so endearingly... :lol:

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:53 am

Did I imagine it, or did their player score with a handball? I did see that, right? Only, the way their fans are going on about it on KUMB, you'd think they were done by the ref.
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Post by thebish » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:59 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Did I imagine it, or did their player score with a handball? I did see that, right? Only, the way their fans are going on about it on KUMB, you'd think they were done by the ref.
yeah - Piquionne - blatant hand ball to control it before scoring...

actually - no - I'm told it was "clever" - so that's OK then...

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Post by martin1877coywm » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:26 pm

I get annoyed at West Ham fans too. This one West Ham fan on another forum is so arrogant. Always talking about how Stoke, Bolton, Birmingham and some others play "anti-football". And last time Stoke played Bolton he didn't fail to mention how boring they would be to watch (implying that it would be boring for everyone else). I hate West Ham and their fans!

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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:47 pm

Didn't you know being continuous relegation fodder is the new Brazil '70?

Keep up man, all the best teams are doing it.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:12 am

And then, there's this.

Matthew Upson has tipped West Ham's centre back James Tomkins for an England call-up.
Full story: Daily Mirror


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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:45 am

When you're Matthew Upson, I assume you think everyone's entitled to an England call up.
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Post by FozzyII » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:11 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:When you're Matthew Upson, I assume you think everyone's entitled to an England call up.

Upson - despite his recent upturn in form - is finished with England. Tomkins may be one for the future, though. Has put in some good performances lately. He'll get smashed at your place though...

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Post by jaffka » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:18 pm

Hello fozzy and welcome back

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:33 pm

I think the issue most of us have is that he ever started.

Theres a picture of him in the thesaurus next to average. That way they don't have to bother with any of the other alternatives.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:22 am

FozzyII wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:When you're Matthew Upson, I assume you think everyone's entitled to an England call up.

Upson - despite his recent upturn in form - is finished with England. Tomkins may be one for the future, though. Has put in some good performances lately. He'll get smashed at your place though...
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:01 pm

FozzyII wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:When you're Matthew Upson, I assume you think everyone's entitled to an England call up.
Upson - despite his recent upturn in form - is finished with England. Tomkins may be one for the future, though. Has put in some good performances lately. He'll get smashed at your place though...
The only way Matthew Upson should EVER have seen the inside of the England dressing room is if he'd been on a tour of the place, or way a tiler/painter & decorator.

A true 'player of the people', in that while he played the people were able to say "if he can get a game then there's hope for me".
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Prufrock » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:35 pm

Tomkins is shocking.




:D.

Seriously though, he's poor, never an England player, and will at best be an average plodder.
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