Terrace Songs

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:40 pm

Eyes right, foreskins tight, bollocks to the front

Or a little more family friendly

They all laugh at us
they all mock at us
They all say our days are numbered

Born to be a Wanderer
Victorious are we
and we're never giving up
Cos we're gonna win the cup
We're the pride of Divisions 3, 2, 1

Victorious and glorious
We took the Stretford End between the four of us

etc etc

And there's always

We don't carry hammers
We don't carry lead
We only carry hatchets to bury in your head
etc

And for Zulu, The Bolton Boot Walk

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:41 pm

thebish wrote:
welshwanderer wrote:Don't get me wrong, I hate Liverpool with a passion, but I've always been quite jealous of how symbolic You'll never walk alone is to their club. Same could be said for City and Blue Moon. I always think it would be nice if we had a song that would mean so much to the club and be so symbolic, create such an atmosphere on any occasion and always be sung through years and years to come. Something truly unique to our club and to our fans.

maybe... but those are the kind of things that simply emerge through history/tradition - they are hardly ever the result of a deliberate decision to have an "our song".

We 'had' Amarillo, even though Falkirk beat us to it

We could have The Wanderer

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:48 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Eyes right, foreskins tight, bollocks to the front

We are the boys that make no noise
We're only after c*nt.
We're the heroes of the night
And we'd rather feck than fight
Coz, we are the Bolton fusiliers.

So, how come, as the crowd has grown, the traditional songs have become completely forgotten?

Is it because our generation, Caps, got older and never bothered teaching those that were coming through?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:02 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Eyes right, foreskins tight, bollocks to the front
We are the boys that make no noise
We're only after c*nt.
We're the heroes of the night
And we'd rather feck than fight
Coz, we are the Bolton fusiliers.

So, how come, as the crowd has grown, the traditional songs have become completely forgotten?

Is it because our generation, Caps, got older and never bothered teaching those that were coming through?

I never used to be able to remember much more than We've got Willie, Willie, Willie Morgan on the wing...

That was before I used to get senior moments...

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:04 pm

those jealous of Liverpool's gloriously inventive and unique terrace singing...

apart from the opening "never wank alone..."

all I heard was "when the reds go marching in"

and "Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiverpool, Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiverpool"

Wandering Willy · Post by **Wandering Willy** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:09 pm

Worthy4England wrote:I never used to be able to remember much more than We've got Willie, Willie, Willie Morgan on the wing...

That was before I used to get senior moments...

Aye - and

"T..O,
T..O..M ,
T..O..M..O,
TOMO !!"

HMX · Post by **HMX** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:29 am

They call me the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:52 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp1fQ51Y ... page#t=72s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Well now then Robinson
Petrov's in trouble again, ain't he?
I thought as much.
Cos you stood over there
Pointing at people, screaming, before kicking at thin air.

And you don't
laugh or joke around
When Martin don't track back or merely lays down on the ground
You always
Have to have your say
Because you'd probably maim everyone just to get your own way

Your always
argumentative
when you've got Petrov on.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:03 am

thebish wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Yes they are.

Shankley chose it as their song.

thebish wrote:"hardly ever"

Give over bish, just once say "You know what, on this one I was wrong".

Because, lets be honest, he used two examples. One of which was right. Therefore "hardly ever" translates to "50% of the time". If we're being pedantic. Which you're trying to be.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:53 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:And for Zulu, The Bolton Boot Walk

Polishing them as we speak!

Great to reminisce about those songs from the Seventies, by the way.

Lofthouse Lower · Post by **Lofthouse Lower** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:32 am

CAPS' songs don't quite have the same kick when some spanner with a Turkey hat on is singing it

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:08 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:We KEEP chickens

Yup.

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:33 am

Lofthouse Lower wrote:CAPS' songs don't quite have the same kick when some spanner with a Turkey hat on is singing it

Hey, said spanner had his bird on his knee at Brum

A turkey with a chick...

Looked so, so wrong

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:04 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:CAPS' songs don't quite have the same kick when some spanner with a Turkey hat on is singing it
Hey, said spanner had his bird on his knee at Brum

A turkey with a chick...

Looked so, so wrong

Did you hear her speak? I suspect it may have gone the way of ''Gottle o' Geer''

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:05 am

Who is this Turkey fella everyone talks about, I don't think I've ever seen him?

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:06 am

Keep it that way

Lofthouse Lower · Post by **Lofthouse Lower** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:08 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:CAPS' songs don't quite have the same kick when some spanner with a Turkey hat on is singing it
Hey, said spanner had his bird on his knee at Brum

A turkey with a chick...

Looked so, so wrong

Well, there are rumours

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:09 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Who is this Turkey fella everyone talks about, I don't think I've ever seen him?

Fat lad, tall, short back and sides with round lens glasses. Had a phase of wearing a hat shaped like a turkey. Leads a lot of his mates in the singing. Joined Fat Frank and about half a dozen others with a shirts off display last year in the cup v. Arsenal. Lively chap. Meh.

ChrisC · Post by **ChrisC** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:10 am

Lord Kangana wrote:The one Copenhagen were singing tonight was immense.

It was the diity at the start of Kingston Town, they were all singing de, de de de de, de de de de, Co-o-pen-hagen

We could easily do this for the Wanderers.

We could.

We won't.

But we could.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1Sa91N75E" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Try it.

I also took a liking to this and loved how they took the piss out of Chelsea fans ...

There song would go well for a certain Johan Elmander

Altogether now!!!

de, de de de de, de de de de, Johan Elmaaaaaaaaaaandeeeeer

just a thought

Lofthouse Lower · Post by **Lofthouse Lower** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:14 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Who is this Turkey fella everyone talks about, I don't think I've ever seen him?

Fat lad, tall, short back and sides with round lens glasses. Had a phase of wearing a hat shaped like a turkey. Leads a lot of his mates in the singing. Joined Fat Frank and about half a dozen others with a shirts off display last year in the cup v. Arsenal. Lively chap. Meh.

if this is code for 'nice person' then I fully endorse it

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